? 1. One day, Little Bear planted a strawberry and mango, and found that strawberries grew so slowly. Bear said, you can't make berries. You can't make berries. Did you hear that? I can't do it without you.
? 2. I heard that watching martial arts films can reduce weight, because it is often said that you are thin to death.
? 3. I am a diet pill. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine. I don't care about medicine.
? 4. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?
? Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?
? 6. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.
? 7. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering the snake every day.
? 8. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he was afraid of being said, Oh, it's a new dress!
? 9.m had a fight with N, and M finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.
? 10. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.
? 1 1. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "
? 12. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the way. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!
? 13. There is a piece of glass. A little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!
? 14. You didn't cook all night. Ollie, what did you do?
? 15. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road and cried when I went back to eat. It turned out to be a quiet bun!
? 16. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you very much.
? 17. I fried skewers on the roadside again. I bought a squid beard in the shop. I feel uncomfortable after eating it. The doctor said my beard was empty (so empty).
? 18. The giraffe said, "My giraffe!"
? 19. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.
? 20. One day M and N quarreled, and finally M apologized because M was sorry!
? 2 1. One day, the elk got lost. He called the giraffe and said, "Hey, I'm lost!" "
? 22. The truck met a taxi for the first time. The truck said, "I'll call a truck." The taxi said, "I'll call a taxi." The truck said, "Stop screaming and I'll take you!" "
? I knocked over a bottle of pills, I don't know what it is. At first glance, I really want to go out.
? 24. I was just reported by my neighbor as disturbing the people because I was too poor.
? 25. Others find buzzing annoying, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, so I'll tickle you!
? 26. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Miss Shi.
? 27. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all babies? I am the only stupid person!
? 28. Deer can never take pictures of rabbits. The deer made the rabbit jump. You are too short. The rabbit is anxious to cry. I am not short. I don't love it at all.
? 29. I accidentally trampled an ant to death. The little ant complained that it was the queen, and we didn't have a queen. Then she cried loudly. We really don't have a queen.
? 30. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams is because of Starbucks.
? 3 1. A sheep can be handsome only after taking a thousand baths, because a sheep can take a thousand baths.
? 32. "How much does it cost to buy the moon?" "It's more affordable to buy in the middle of the month, because the moon on the fifteenth day is sixteen dollars."
? 33. During the Chinese New Year, Niu Wangmo made a mistake, and Princess Tiefan kept criticizing him. The Monkey King couldn't stand it anymore and said to Princess Tiefan, "Sister-in-law, do you still approve Grandpa Niu?" Princess Iron Fan paused: "Thank you."
? 34. Do you know? Doraemon has no neck for health reasons. Why? Because "the blue neck is covered with mud."
? 35. The weather is very hot. The old hen went to enjoy the cool under the tree and soon shivered with cold. She accidentally stepped on a banana. It turned out that the chicken was cold and burnt.
? 36. Zhuge Liang set fire to Chibi, borrowed the east wind, borrowed it eight times, and became a pig!
? 37. 17 years old, caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Who knows cicada said, "If you don't love, you just like it."
? 38. I really don't advise you to take the bus. I took six stops and liked fifteen boys.
? 39. The plane doesn't need to honk in the air, so it doesn't fly.
? 40. "Who has a small house?" "Super crowded Saiyan."
? 4 1. Which animal is the fiercest? A: It's an orangutan, because it knocks hard.
? 42. I met a boy in the elevator and he pressed the eighth floor. Oh, it really implies that he kind of likes me on the eighth floor.
? 43. I said I don't drink. You go around telling people that I won't live long. ...
? 44. Q: Why are vampires afraid of garlic? A: Because vampires like blood.
? 45. Shrimp and clam both got 100. The teacher asked the shrimp, "Whose did you copy?" Shrimp said, "I copied mussels."
? 46. What will happen to China people if they don't eat? Will be associated with Chinese fasting.
? 47. The growth cycle of lotus root is 200 days, and chicken can change from chicken to chicken leg, chicken chops and chicken breast in just over 50 days. In a short time, the chicken will become the same.
? 48. Brothers and sisters sing. Sister: What if I forget the prelude? Brother: Sister, how dare you forget the prelude!
? 49. When I open my eyes, they light up, and when I close them, they get dark. Can I also be a refrigerator?
? 50. Liu Genghong can talk cross talk when he is fat. It turned out that he had become a Tanai.
? 5 1. Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiaoming who didn't hear me.
? 52. There are really dragons in the world. I remember when I was 7 years old, one evening, it began to get dark, and occasionally it rained in Mao Mao. My mother told me to hurry home for dinner, and I couldn't hear anything. Suddenly my mother ran to me and pulled me and said, "Are you a dragon?"
? 53. Why are there pianos and mailboxes in the room in horror movies? How many medicine boxes does Qin Gang live in, and how many demons live in them?
? 54. "Why do you often feel dizzy when riding?" "That's because you didn't recite the multiplication formula."
? 55. Yun-peng Yue's son asked Yun-peng Yue: Dad, what do you mean by eager to try? Yun-peng Yue replied, "That's where Dad takes a bath!" !
? Why is a flower interesting? A: Because it has a stalk.
? 57. The mushroom was walking on the road and was accidentally hit by an orange. The mushroom said, "I have no eyes, go to the fourth one" and then the orange died. Because mushrooms are fungi, "fungi will kill oranges, and oranges will die."
? 58. Let me introduce myself: I am 20 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal urination and defecation, able to breathe spontaneously, have three meals a day, and be able to use a smart phone. I can look forward to the future.
? 59. 100 yuan, after operation, has become a 40 yuan, perhaps this is a 40% discount operation.
? 60. Why is Chang 'e fickle? Because her name is change.