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You Xiaorou's classic quotations
1. Even though my life was so miserable that I was accosted by an 80-year-old grandfather and invited to dinner by a 50-year-old uncle, all the people around me were salesmen, all the conversations on the phone were about selling insurance, the mailbox was full of IOUs from China Merchants Bank, and all the IOUs were notified by SMS 10086. I never drove a car or whistled to me. Finally, a car driver came to tell me. Do you need a ride? However, it's because I know where my charm lies: that's why I stick to my pride and never marry for the sake of marriage!

Those two men are the happiest, because loving someone vigorously and resolutely is the greatest happiness. The most terrible thing is to love but not to love, and the most sad thing is to love but not to love.

I can't help it. Life forces me.

4. Particularly soft and hidden explanation: not hidden, just not exposed.

5. Unnecessary ostentation and extravagance means showing off, doing high-profile things and keeping a low profile. Haven't you heard the proverb?

6. The heart, even your own, can't be controlled.

7. I cried because I was liberated.

8. Smile: When can you tear off your cold skin mask?

Xiaorou: I won't wear it if you can tear it off.

9. Miracles are equal to gambling to some extent.

10. You can disagree with this lifestyle, but it doesn't mean you can disrespect him.

1 1. The only way to avoid being rejected by others is to reject others first.

12. To Shi Jian: You can wear high heels, but I can't!

13. There is no right or wrong in love, only winning or losing. Whoever is tempted first loses.

14. Please don't do the wrong thing at the wrong time and place.

15. Your wallet needs slimming.

16. Miss, shall I help you press the elevator?

Juliet: Sharon, every time I see you so capable, I feel that there is nothing you can't solve.

You Xiaorou: Every time I see you smiling at me like this, I feel that there is nothing I can't solve.

18. Are you kidding?

19. The doctor gagged me. I don't want to talk to such shocking people.

20. Wrong. Being stingy is a habit, an attitude and a way of life. Even if you have more money, you will still be stingy.

I'm jealous that she is prettier than me? Are you kidding? All the people present were beautiful women.

25. Shi Jian: There are two kinds of beautiful women: cute and unlovable.

Xiaorou: Is she cute? This is the funniest joke I have ever heard in my life.

26. I don't think how cute a person can fake a smile at all. He only shows four teeth every time he smiles.

27. We can ignore your leisure, entertainment and catering expenses 1 month.

28. Xiaorou: Men and men are just different. Zhuo Yuan is just a cleaner, and he usually looks like that. Some people feel weak when they see beautiful women. Even if all the men in the world die, I won't like a poseur who dresses like a show at work.

29. For the sake of history, Juliet still doesn't know what to do with me. That's right. She still doesn't know who knocked at the corner. To say the least, give Shi Jian back to her. I'll go first, beautiful.

30. We all avoid traveling together within 0/5km of/kloc-.

3 1. We are all lovely. What happened? Call your Huang Kai if you dare.

32. If a person wants to cheat you, his statement is always official.