2. I can't bear it anymore.

3. Things are different, and life is lonely.

4. In fact, the school is an agency ~

5. How long does it take to take a bath in winter? Take a bath in winter

6. It is better to spend money months ago and months later.

7, the underwear is selected, and the husband goes home early.

8. I am in the Jianghu, not in the Jianghu.

9. If cigarettes are not obedient, we will smoke.

10. Being angry for one minute loses happiness.

1 1. The geographical location of the invigilator = test scores.

12, people who don't know English and travel abroad are heroes.

13, drunk and no one will accept it, I will hold the wall!

14, I thought I was decadent, I scrapped it!

15, we walk too fast for our souls to keep up.

16, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

17, I haven't known every week since the holiday.

18. Whether two people are familiar with each other depends on the obscenity of the chat.

19, if Taiwan Province Province doesn't recover it for one day, Lao Zi will only get Grade 4 one day.

20. I am not a casual person, not a casual person.

2 1, the biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

22. Stand high, lift up your eyes and overlook, fall low and enjoy quietly.

23, money is like toilet paper, it looks a lot, and it is gone after use.

24, play hard: only alive can play, life is gone. What are you playing?

25, the annual disaster blockbuster is about to be released, and countless students are in tears!

26. Ugly people are also special, that is, they are particularly ugly. The best.

27. The hero is sad about the beauty pass. I am not a hero. The beauty let me go.

28. When the master of ceremonies asked you if you would marry him, I shouted I would.

29, big brother, do you know? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.

You can live like a pig, but you will never be as happy as a pig!

3 1, girls are precious, and young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, you can throw them away.

32. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized into eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

33. Why do parents only look at scores? Nonsense, do you think they can understand the topic?

I'm very tired today. I just want to say four words, including what I said before and what I said below.

35. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! I'll see you tonight too!

If your bride is not me, I will put on a more beautiful wedding dress than your wife and sit there.

In public, I often choose to be a polite person, but in private, I often humiliate polite people.

Take a holiday soon and buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only look, but also turn around.

39. Discuss with MM whether whales are fish. Finally, I said that I also brought a private message. She agrees that whales are not fish.

40. I heard that beggars in Dubai enter the moon, so I'll take you to Dubai for two. You take the bowl, I cry, and you kneel and shout.

4 1, female: I want to kill the person you like. Do you want to kill yourself? If you like this conversation, please turn around!

42. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is my beauty. .

43. Women don't care about decency, because the temptation is not enough; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low.

44. There are two kinds of men: one is lascivious and the other is very lascivious; There are two kinds of women: one is pure home improvement, and the other is impure;

45. When I grow up, I will go to a nun and have no home. I heard that Wu Meiniang went to Wu Zetian, Zhen Xuan went to the Empress Dowager, and Yang Yuhuan went to Yang Guifei.

46. There are always some unhappy things in life. We may be sad because of these things, but we can become happy by reading a few interesting sentences.

47. I bury corn in the soil in spring, and I will harvest a lot of corn in autumn. I bury my wife in the soil in spring, and I will be shot in autumn!

I have been favored by mosquitoes since summer. I told the mosquito that the rain and dew must be touched, but he wouldn't listen, bite me, bite me, bite me.

49. Everyone has his own song, not because of the beautiful melody and lyrics, but because this song is telling your story!

50. How far a person can go depends on who he is with; How good a person is depends on his guidance; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.