I remember once, my classmates and I went to an Internet cafe to play games. At that time, cs was still very popular, so I took my novice classmates to play cs.
At that time, we had a good time. Suddenly, the classmate stood up and shouted, Boss, what's wrong with the machine? Is it playing? Why is the screen black?
The boss immediately put down his glass and ran to have a look. Suddenly, he found that the machine was not broken. It was just a smoke bomb thrown by the other side. At that time, the boss laughed and said, can you play? My classmates and I laughed to death, and the whole Internet cafe was laughing.
Another time, you and our classmates went to an Internet cafe to play games. At that time, we wore headphones and had a good time. We didn't hear anyone singing next door, but when we were tired of playing, we took off our headphones and had a rest.
I heard the people in the next seat crying in ghosts. As soon as I turned around, I saw the people next door singing with headphones on, which scared us one by one. It was really scary to sing, and our ears were tortured.
The whole internet cafe is looking at him and thinking about him, but he doesn't know it. Finally, the owner of the Internet cafe couldn't stand it. He patted him on the shoulder and said, Brother, give me a break and stop singing. You sang I want to die.
My brother looked puzzled. He doesn't know what he did wrong. He obviously sings very well. Why doesn't he sing?
It really happened ~ ~ ~ when I was in college, I went to an internet cafe with some buddies in my dormitory one day. Find a good machine and start playing. I looked around. A couple is sitting next to me playing CS. Nothing happened in the first half of the night. The man was still playing games after midnight, and the woman started video chatting because I didn't wear headphones. The woman's voice is so loud that everyone nearby can hear her talking to the people in the video. Laugh for a while, coquetry for a while, calling people "husband" and "husband, you are so bad" and so on. Alas, I have goose bumps all over. I wonder if the object next to me is not her, and I am still playing games on others' legs. Just wondering, the woman suddenly stood up and slapped her face with her hand. It was so loud that everyone in front of us was startled. Then the man turned and walked out of the Internet cafe. The woman buried her face in shock. Then the video was turned off and the computer ran out to chase the man. I felt a word "should" at that time! hahaha
I used to be a problem of juvenile. I often play games outside until midnight, or sneak out at night and come back the next day. I have a headache at home. Until one day I went out to play lol in the middle of the night and found a lovely girl playing games in an internet cafe, which seemed to be a dish. I turned on a computer and sat next to her, giving her some advice from time to time. Then we agreed to play together and left contact information with each other when we left. Then we really played games together almost every night. We fell in love for a long time until one day she seemed to be found at home. Then we switched to daytime dating instead of playing games. We have to play around. In the long run, we have become boyfriend and girlfriend, and our work and rest are much more normal. That summer vacation, my parents thought I had grown up, stopped playing games, and occasionally took the initiative to help my family (in order to get blind date funds), which really changed me. I find it much more interesting to be a good boy than to play games.
To tell the truth, one day a month ago, my colleagues and I were bored and went online. At lunch, a colleague of my former company happened to bring his lunch box to the Internet. Suddenly, my former colleague left angrily, walked up to a tall and honest guy sitting opposite him and said to him, what do you mean by NTM? My colleagues and I hurried over to ask what was going on. My former colleague said that this man took a look at him and then poured the whole can of cigarette butts into his lunch box with an ashtray!
The tall and honest young man saw the three of us and said, brother, brother, misunderstanding, I just want to make friends with you!
Former colleagues have greeted his mother countless times and are ready to hit him. At this time, the owner of the internet cafe came, and what the boss said directly shocked me!
The boss said, come on, who sent you? You have repeatedly challenged me this month. I'm here watching all the guests surf the Internet. Which Internet cafe sent you!
The simple and honest young man blushed and said that he just wanted to make some handsome friends, and then got off the plane crying!
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In 2000, I stayed up all night. In the middle of the night, a punk was talking about qq and started chatting with a girl. Then I heard him say, beauty, what are you doing? The girl sitting diagonally opposite him with headphones said I was watching a movie. . . . . .
At first I thought they knew each other, but the more I listened to it, the more funny it became. It turned out that they didn't know each other. They just went to an Internet cafe and sat opposite each other. They talked for half an hour, but they didn't know they were sitting opposite each other. Idiots still want to find girls, and girls find all kinds of excuses to sayno. Later, I asked my friends to listen to them and pass them on one by one. The whole internet cafe knows that everyone is listening to their chat.
There are too many wonderful facts encountered in internet cafes. Because when I was a child, our Internet cafe was severely hit. Today's children may not realize that at that time, Internet cafes were not allowed, and minors were not allowed to go to Internet cafes, so Internet cafes were also secretly opened and minors went secretly. Beautiful things. That's countless.
1. At that time, Internet cafes were all opened in residential buildings. We usually call it a black Internet cafe. If you want to go, you need to be introduced One year when I was in primary school, I took a year's tuition to play in an Internet cafe, and I planned to pay the tuition later. As a result, I'm almost done playing, and I'm going to go out of the Internet cafe to pay the school tuition. I didn't expect to touch myself. The money is gone, and so is the bag for putting it. I suddenly feel dead. Because I was still young, I didn't know what to do, so I went home crying. First, I was beaten by adults. Then the adults took me to the internet cafe to find it, and the internet cafe opened the door without saying anything. And almost called the police and said we broke into a residential building. When I got home, I was beaten by adults. Since then, it has changed from a novel to a big one.
I had a good time with a child. Go to the black internet bar to play together after school every day. I went to play one year. Her parents found her at home and went to an internet cafe to play. He exposed me, and then his parents came to our house to scold me? Said I had a bad influence on him. My dad almost got into a fight with his dad on the spot. Later, she also transferred to another school. This is a story about a person who may transfer to another school because of an Internet cafe.
At that time, there was a game called Poké mon. The role training skills in it are related to the level. At that time, the level was low, and you always used the corresponding skills with little experience. It seems that it takes 654.38+ million or 654.38+million experience to get to by going up one flight of stairs. There is a classmate in our class who leans over bit by bit. Raise it to the highest level. Now think about this perseverance. Even this can be done. What can't be done in this world? It has long been a genius to use it in learning.
One night, I went to play in a black Internet cafe. On my way home, I passed a construction site, which is the wooden house I demolished. As we all know, as a result, because my family asked me to go home at nine o'clock in the evening, I ran across the construction site and stepped on a cement nail without looking at the road below. The cement nail pierced the foot on the spot. At that time, I was afraid that my family would hit me. Pulled his foot off the cement nail. Limp home. You must be beaten. The next day, I had to tell the teacher that I stepped on the glass at home and hurt my foot. Everyone laughed at me from then on.
15 years ago, when I was a freshman in high school, the basic entertainment after school was to go to Internet cafes to chat about QQ, play legends, play red alert and watch movies. At that time, anti-virus software was not so powerful and viruses were rampant. If you accidentally click on something, it is a malicious pop-up. At that time, in addition to selling instant noodles, the network administrator of Internet cafes was most busy, that is, reloading the computer system and turning on the computer online, which might be poisoned and useless.
Once was Friday. As usual, after school, I took out 10 yuan from my pocket and went to the Internet cafe to play legend. I tried to turn on several computers, but the system didn't work. It was probably poisoned. Finally, the stationmaster found me a place. There are people on both sides, one of whom is a beautiful senior. . . . I turned on the computer, thinking of watching a movie before playing legend, and clicked ie, and suddenly I was at a loss. Suddenly a lot of Tokyo fever pops up, so I turn off one and two pop up. Finally, the screen is full of pop-up windows of Tokyo fever. I wonder if people on both sides have seen it. As a young boy, I tactfully pressed the power button to turn off the computer. . . . . .
If you are at home, you will probably click in to see what it is and see if there are any action movies to watch, but in the internet cafe, it will be embarrassing in an instant! ! ! ! !
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I remember surfing the Internet in an Internet cafe once, and I saw that there was fifty cents left, so I watched Teacher Cang's movie for a while. I watched it for more than an hour and didn't get off the plane. I felt strange, so I asked the boss if there was something wrong with the machine. The boss took a deep breath of his cigarette, squinted at me and said, the three pupils behind you will give you ten dollars.
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I think my friend is sitting next to me when I surf the Internet in the Internet cafe, playing with the lol thief. He said there seemed to be something crawling on his leg, but he didn't pay attention. He died, lit a cigarette, and suddenly jumped up, twitched and danced like a psychopath. Everyone sitting next to him was shocked, just like her mother cramped and got an electric shock. After a while, he said that centipede had been crawling on his chest all day, haha.
I don't think I spent much time online. Once I went online to look for the switch, but I couldn't find it anywhere. I thought I turned off the game machine next door on the left. Oh, that stupid expression, apologize quickly!
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True story: When I was a sophomore, I used to climb over the wall at night, and all of them climbed over the wall in groups. Later, because there were too many netizens, the school teacher organized an encirclement and suppression. In the afternoon 12, all netizens assembled and prepared to climb over the wall.
Yes, but they don't know that all the male teachers in the department are squatting in the grass. When they were about to climb over the wall, all the teachers rushed in and scared them to flee everywhere. I heard that a classmate jumped over the wall when the teacher was chasing him. He was a special soldier. Another student couldn't climb over the wall, but one leg was still below and was caught by a teacher. Fortunately, this classmate kicked the teacher away at once, but it was dark. . . . . .
It was a quiet morning.
Just after the dead of night, I went to the Internet cafe to surf the Internet. At present, there is no one everywhere, and all the netizens who stay up all night stagger, like dry corn that is not straightened. I'm going to find a seat. Suddenly I saw a man with his feet on the chair and his head on the table. I was surprised by such a wonderful sleeping position, but I didn't think much. Then I found someone to sit alone.
Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding time passed in bits and pieces, and suddenly there was a loud noise, followed by a long series of voices. I turned my head and found that the fake man was stuck on the ground like an onion, touching his head and looking ferocious.
I smile like a child.