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Unable to bear loneliness, the bride stepped forward and picked a scholar.
The scholar said solemnly, "You and my parents are very close friends (just good friends). I would never do such a stupid thing with you!" " ! ! "
The bride was so angry and funny that she had to lie in bed by herself. I saw my husband's hand sticking out in the dark. As soon as I was happy, I quickly closed my eyes and waited for something good to happen.
But after a long time, nothing happened. When I opened my eyes, I found that the scholar was still reading. The bride asked strangely, "Did you just ..."
The scholar quickly explained to himself: "I have been reading with saliva for a long time, and my mouth is thirsty;" See you here is rich in water, in
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Wear the advertising shirt presented by the company's new product exhibition, or print "XX pure milk" on the chest, or "XX beef noodles" on the back.
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4. The skirt is Ports, the shoes are Daphne and the handbag is Louis Vuitton. . . Then she must ...