She does not hesitate to get up early every day to make up her beauty, and then takes advantage of the eunuch's gap to help her run errands and steal food and school, leading a very leisurely life.
But she may be too comfortable to see the nemesis-fried dumplings at the home minister. No, Baylor, the conspirator of the treacherous duo! Because of this tragic experience, her cool fishing days became a unique voice overnight.
Not only is the "health pot" designed by the wicked man making him eat spicy food in hot weather, but he also has to listen to his orders to chase cats and get caught by them every day, and suffer all day. Must hate her guts?
But why did he eat her in the name of eating cake when she wanted to stab a little man to death and curse him that he had nothing to eat for the rest of his life?
Dunhua: Baylor, the king of the county, is in charge of the internal affairs office. Some people in the palace are afraid and cunning. If they are in trouble with him, they will be in big trouble. They are handsome (it seems that they are not handsome without the leading actor-||), but they like to play tricks on others. I didn't expect this prank to get them into it. As his friend said, it's over. Working hard for Landy and fighting bravely with her mother also made her family discover Landy's kindness and punished the bad guys. (The novel is so sad-||)
Randy: Our heroine is kind and loves cooking. Father is a small official, but he learned it from a big family with three wives and four concubines. I have been used to the struggle between women at home since I was a child, and I don't want to die in the palace. During the female draft, she deliberately pretended to be sick, but unfortunately she became a maid-in-waiting. I thought that at the age of 25, I would marry an ordinary person in the palace and open a pub with the skills I learned in the palace, but everything changed after I met Dunhua. . .
Guan Rong: Female No.2, she likes Dunhua since she was a child. She is arrogant because her aunt is a quiet princess. She was bent on marrying into the palace, repeatedly framed Landy, and was finally married and remarried.
Ji Xun: I am ungrateful to Mei, who is graceful and affectionate. He was used by Wanrong to get rid of Landy, but he finally married a woman he didn't love.
Tiger: A naughty cat often bullies Randy, but without him, Randy and Dunhua will be separated forever, and they will become their matchmakers.
1。 "That is to say, karma has finally come and landed in the hands of" Errenzhuan ". I'll take his last name without peeling off a layer of skin! "
"Fried dumplings?" Randy, who happened to pass by, suddenly blinked at them doubtfully. "Is it delicious?"
2。 Qin Yi stared at him with some doubts, as if he had seen something unexpected, and suddenly evoked a smile at the play and asserted, "Dunhua, you are finished."
Dunhua's smile was completely unaffected, which in turn hurt him: "Don't think that I will be finished if you finish first."
"Lord Baylor!" Sanxi quickly walked into the office at this time. Miss Landy has arrived.
"Oh, it's time to eat?" Qin Yi smiled and turned to leave Dunhua. Do not believe in evil. You must be finished before me.
3。 "If there is, I will be struck by lightning immediately!"
"Qiang solicitation-"
-The sudden sound of heavy objects falling from the outhouse made Lanti jump into Dunhua's arms, completely afraid to look up. But she really didn't lie. Why did God bully her?
4。 "oh? E Niang is generous to her children but not to her husband. Amar, you should be very sad, right? "
Prince Hejun, who never wanted to get involved in this chaos, finally said, "I will be unfair because of a woman, so forget it."
Unexpectedly, the husband defected to his son, and the princess was very angry. "Report you. . . "
"Amar really don't want to concubinage? In that case, how dare you compare with Amar and enjoy the happiness of others alone? "
"Son, you. . "Reverse, reverse, these two people are reverse!
"Sister Dun, are you happy that your future husband will marry you in less than half a year?"
"eh?"
Dunjie, who was still watching the drama with a smile, was blocked by this sentence and couldn't laugh anymore. She can only eat her own food awkwardly and never dare to express any opinions.
5。 As soon as the ancient imperial doctor saw his father coming towards him angrily, his attitude towards watching the drama immediately became a little agitated. "Dad, why did you come back so soon after going out to play this time?"
"Do you care when I come back? Fortunately, I came back early this time, otherwise the benefactor would have been killed by you! I don't care if you want to cure others, but I care about them! "
"Are they really your benefactors?" How can there be such a bad thing in the world?
The old man greeted his son as soon as he popped chestnuts. "Where is the shit? If it weren't for them, would I still be in front of you now? You son of a bitch, find me a doctor! "
The ancient imperial doctor was afraid that his father would scold him, and he had only one relative left in the world, so he reluctantly agreed, "I see, for they are my father's benefactors, I am a doctor."
Who doesn't love a rich life? But if she had to live in a secluded palace, she would rather not. If people want to recruit women, she will fall down, play the fool and pretend to be a maid-in-waiting. Finally, she was elected as a maid of honor and inexplicably accused of marrying Belleden Fujin.
Since there is no hope of escaping from the royal family, don't blame her for forcing him to divorce his wife. If he slips, he will pollute his paintings and his collection. Even if he is not angry, he will divorce her, because he doesn't want Baylor House to be bankrupt by her.
I didn't expect him to sneer and tell her to fall as hard as possible and never sleep with her again. She reached half of her goal, but somehow she was a little sad, which made her absent-minded when she faced Wu Gege who came to run away from you.
Someone fell into the pool and was slapped to death. In a daze, I felt that someone was biting her mouth, and there was a bang in her ear, which made her unable to sleep anymore. When I opened my eyes, I saw his thick chest and handsome face. ...
Mianyu: Raised by the Empress Dowager, she is very good at singing and looks too handsome, so she has a big beard and was misunderstood as "uncle" by Hailing. Since she was rescued by Hailing in the Woods, she has been in my heart, and it is predestined to meet her thousands of miles away. They met unexpectedly in the palace, but the little woman couldn't remember who he was at all, but he still thought about her all the time. It doesn't matter. If he doesn't want to marry Wu Gege, marry her first and let her think about it. Once in, don't let her go again.
Dong Hailing: This is because the heroine has the ability of "night vision" and can see everything clearly in the dark (this book is a bit overhead). Because it is my concubine who gave birth to my youngest daughter, she has no position in the family and is not as beautiful as her sister. She had to do everything her sister didn't want to do since she was a child. Thanks to the draft girl, she met the "uncle" she saved in the Woods. Who knows that this "uncle" turned out to be Baylor, a handsome guy, and married into Wang Fu, but her family found the door at this time, and Fujin's life was also difficult.
Chang Hong: Hailing is my cousin and saved Hailing. Hailing worshipped him since he was a child. But he was confused by the appearance of Haitang and eloped with it. After seeing what kind of person Chu Haitang is, I thought of my responsibility to her, but I still didn't abandon her. In the end, Haitang was cruel to the killer, and he left in despair and anger.
Dong Haitang: Hailing's half-sister is an insatiable woman. Turn a blind eye to those who really love themselves, blindly pursue prosperity and even annihilate humanity.
1。 "Girl, please stay, I haven't thanked you for saving my life!" The man called her at once.
"You're welcome, uncle. I'm leaving. "
Uncle, uncle
Smell speech, he ash ash cast a glance to the left and right, make sure there is no one here except him, that is to say, her uncle called him!
"Wait a minute, who do you call uncle?" When he stepped on his leg, the sudden pain made him stumble, and when he caught up with this delay, she was gone.
2。 "Fujin is safe now, Baylor's adult, what do you think? Why don't I ask Wu Gege to apologize to the Fujin family? "
Mian Yu suddenly realized, and said kindly, "Oh, I see, because the other party is a prince of rites, so you dare not sue him, so Fujin of Benbaylor should die." If she is not dead, then she is lucky. Is that what you mean? "
Under his cold eyes, Zong Ling shook his hand in confusion and clarified: "No, no, Lord Baylor would never dare to think so. He just thinks that everything is more important than peace, so he wants to convince Lord Baylor to minimize the consequences. "
3。 After a while, she raised her face and said with a smile through tears, "Mianyu, I want to have twelve children."
He smelled a sigh. "Twelve? Will it be too much? "
"No."
"Why do you want so many children?"
"I want to return them."
"They?"
"Those who died because of me."
After a moment's reflection, he understood who she was referring to, that is, the people who were killed when she pointed out their hiding place when she went with Faubel to suppress the chaotic party last time.
He knew that she had always felt guilty about the deaths of those people and often had nightmares at night.
"Well, suit yourself." Having said that, it is up to him whether to let her have so many children. Twelve? There are too many, and he is reluctant to let her have children like a sow.
4。 Mianyu grabbed her hand and her mouth was slightly stiff. "Hailing, I'm a little sleepy."
"It doesn't matter. You go to sleep. I'll do it myself. " She gave him back what he said.
"You can't do such a thing alone." Mianyu has no heart.
5。 "What are you laughing at?" Mianyu stared at her lips and smiled awkwardly.
"You look beautiful!" She praised him sincerely, then took his hand and said softly, "The play you sang is really good. Can you sing it to me later?" I like listening to you sing. "
"Hum." He snorted coldly, but vaguely evoked a smile. "I don't just sing to people."
"I know, but I am your wife. Can you sing it for me? " She put her arms around his waist coquetry.
Mianyu was dazed, and there was a different color on the deep pupil. This is the first time she has spoiled him since they got married. Before, she was always vaguely afraid of him, but now there is no such fear in her expression, but a gentle face.
"okay?" She pleaded softly, hugged his arm and shook it again. "I am your favorite wife, so you naturally want to sing it to me, right?"
With a loving smile in his eyes, he scratched her tender cheek and quipped, "When did you become so thick-skinned, not ashamed at all, and call yourself my favorite wife?"
Hailing pursed her mouth. "I'm telling the truth, not thick-skinned. You are also my favorite husband. "
Yan Wen Mianyu felt a thrill in her chest and couldn't help hugging her.
He is a freak! She pretended to be ugly in order not to be a dissatisfied housewife in the palace. How do you know that the dissatisfied housewife didn't take it, but she became a dissatisfied housewife in the palace.
And he, Lord Baylor that everyone wants to marry, wants to marry her? ! She-of course! Otherwise, she will have to sweep the fallen leaves in the palace for 40 years before she can retire. She is not a fool.
Besides, we don't know who will die! He must introduce her to his family so that they can get married in the bridal chamber. Otherwise, he had to send her home "intact". He dare not?
How dare he? His family threw up after seeing her, but he kissed her in public, then carried her into the new house, took a bath in the mandarin duck bath, and tore off her horror mask-gee, it turned out that he knew the real her was super beautiful.
This is terrible. Everyone has only seen her ugliness. Is she going to wear this mask all her life? ...
Yusha: The youngest son of Prince De, with seven older brothers on it (Princess De can really have children-||), is an all-round scholar. I caught a glimpse of Necy Xia's beauty and was attracted by her frankness. Anyway, he just didn't want to marry a duplicitous woman like his sister-in-law, so he decided to spend some time with this little woman.
Necy Xia: In order not to be selected, the heroine swollen her eyelids, covered her face with moles, a blue birthmark and a small sarcoma on her nose. She looked like a ghost, but after she managed to escape, she was "thrown" to sweep the fallen leaves, saying that she was considerate of her family. She can't get married like this. Someone has a crush on her face that was run over by a carriage. It's disgusting. But this man made her willingly sacrifice herself.
Xin Ying: As always, a vicious woman, the princess of the King of Qin. This woman is so cruel that she almost ruined Yun's hand (I can't watch it anymore).
Classic quotations:
1。 "I'll bring her, you eat more first." Jade sand saw that everyone was impatient and stood up from his seat.
Old Fujin immediately reprimanded "No, don't eat in a hurry, wait for the little wife to come and eat together."
"You can eat with everyone first, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat later." Yusha gave a conscience suggestion.
Why can't I eat? Old Fujin wondered, others didn't understand.
Suddenly, Yusha's mouth raised a shallow smile, and her black eyes bloomed with Rao Fuxing's eyes. Something interesting seems to happen.
2。 Just after the silence, Prince De saw that the "beauty" of Kannika nimtragol was directly thrown with a chair.
"Poof ~" Old Fujin poured all the wine as soon as he entered, and his usual elegance disappeared.
"Cough" Big Baylor choked on his own saliva and coughed violently.
"!" Second, Baylor's chopsticks fell on the table, his hands motionless in mid-air.
"Oh!" St. Baylor just took a bite of the chicken leg and tore it into the middle, which became Woodenhead.
"Hot" Sibeile's hot soup was unstable, and she burned herself when she poured it.
As for the rest, it's not much better. When I first saw this old face of Xiao Fujin, I was dumbfounded and crooked. Ouch! Ouch! The oldest seven-or eight-year-old child keeps following, and the youngest is still in his hand. It's like an agreement. First, I frowned and my mouth was flat, and then I burst into tears.
3。 "If you don't get married this year, one of us will become a monk and the other will become a monk."
His parents' threatening words suddenly rang out in his mind.
Marrying a noble family like Mumei or Sister-in-law is definitely the first choice. This quaint and beautiful girl is definitely the first choice!
4。 "Haven't you slept with anyone?" This is the only explanation. She doesn't believe that she is particularly lucky.
"No, did you?" This is a direct question, but that unpleasant feeling immediately welled up in my mind.
"Yes, and my best friend. But after she slept with me once, she will never sleep with me again. Just ─ "She looked at Baylor suspiciously. Didn't she sleep with a woman? She doesn't believe that men are nice!
Her question was bold, but he also noticed that her eyes were not clear at all. "I have normal needs, but no woman can stay with me for the night."
"How lucky they are!"
"What? ! "
Seeing his face sink, she quickly changed the subject. "I don't want a servant girl anyway."
5。 When Necy Xia looked at Yusha, his eyes were shining. "You are really something. They really talk nonsense and count the eclipses! " She pointed to the smelly prince. "He said that your Amar and her mother are blind, and the day of going to see the Buddha is not far away, so she will ask your son to help them do good deeds and accumulate virtue to let me be your wife."
"Me, me, me," he turned pale and sweaty. "I didn't-"
And he, she looked at the adult who was already in a hurry to grab the words. "Let me say first, you said that Baylor has a hidden disease. You can't say that you can't do it. You can't be a man before you marry me."
He Daren's face turned pale. "You, you, how do you add oil to the vinegar?"
"Yes, yes, she added a sentence at random." Hector report also in a hurry to echo.
"I didn't. You clearly said so. " Even if you use different words, the meaning is absolutely the same!
Jade sand cold black eyes flashed a Yin Zhi light, both of them involuntarily made a cold shiver.
6。 In a rage, she returned to the Royal Baylor House and ordered Kannika nimtragol to come to her room. When she closed the door, she said, "My son was born to his father. His father is brave and tolerant, so we gave birth to eight sons in a row. Tell me how my son can't do it with such achievements. " Didn't he tell you? ! "
She's really crazy, she's lost all the rules of ethics and morality, and what she said is even more explicit!
Necy Xia really wants to roll their eyes. Is this crazy bitch finished? There are problems every day! Although I muttered in my heart, I still answered "Yes!" Really, it's embarrassing to answer this question, okay?
"Once a night?"
"What?"
"twice?"
"Please!"
I'll keep counting if you don't tell me.
She couldn't stand licking her lips and bowed her head. She doesn't want to have sex with her mother-in-law. Just keep quiet and let your mother-in-law count for herself!
7。 "Yes, we heard that my daughter is extremely ugly. This is really outrageous! "
"outrageous? ! Mom, what did you eat when you were pregnant? It is ridiculous to have a daughter. I think you and your wife are still people. "
"You say what is this? Isn't my daughter human? ! "
"I don't like it."
"You are so rude!"
"Am I rude? ! I like a son and a flower-no, a green grass is stuck in cow dung! "