I don't understand why I get up every morning with a big bed of two meters by two meters and can only curl up in a corner. In today's era of environmental protection, this should also be a serious waste of resources. Looking at the vast space around me, the only feeling is loneliness. Alas, I don't have a girl yet.
However, there is nothing wrong with a person's life. I am carefree, I don't need to call my girlfriend to report on time, I don't need to plan my appointment schedule, I don't need to worry about my image, I don't need to worry about whether my eyes stay on the slender legs of beautiful women ... If I want to continue writing, I think I can write dozens of articles, but the most fundamental thing is that I don't need to be responsible for another person.
For a single person like me, the weekend is a big test. Three years ago, those brothers who were together all day had gone home to accompany their wives and hold their sons. I can only learn how to be alone better. Bookstore is a good choice, there are tens of thousands of free books to read, but there are no drinks and comfortable seats, but for me, it doesn't matter. I can take a coke and sit on the ground next to the bookshelf and read. Of course, this habit is very bad and seriously affects book sales, so I solemnly declare that I do not advocate this kind of behavior.
Although the ground is wide, it is not a comfortable position, which is a test for your gluteus maximus, back muscles, spine and cervical vertebrae. Therefore, in order to ensure the health of the above body parts, it is necessary to adjust the posture from time to time. Just when I inadvertently put out my foot to change my posture, another foot that didn't belong to me hooked my foot, and then I saw a man in white "crashing". I apologized again and again, trying to help each other up, but I was also ready to be scolded because I fell badly and my posture was ugly.
Holding the fallen person, I saw a beautiful girl, especially her white dress, which set off a pure and refined taste. In this era of heavy makeup, it is really hard to get such a plain face. However, now this kind of purity has been broken by me, with messy hair and obvious touchdown marks on my face.
I really don't know what else to do except to apologize repeatedly, but wait for the girl's attack helplessly. I think this attack will be very fierce. No one wants to be so embarrassed, especially a beautiful woman like her.
"Are you all right?" When I was looking at the girl in front, I accidentally saw something I shouldn't have seen, that is, exposure in the traditional sense. I use my excellent willpower to quickly shift my sight to other places. Although only I can see the nude scene in this direction, I can't keep the beauty in this state all the time, because my excellent willpower may not last long, and my sight will float to the place where it shouldn't. People say that the power of love is great, and I want to say that the power of lewdness is infinite. However, if I remind the beauty of her naked behavior, it is tantamount to telling her that I saw her naked and I made her fall in such an ugly posture. Besides, I'm worried about whether I can walk out of this bookstore alive. So, according to the impression of the whole space I have left in my mind, I chose to secretly reach out to her skirt and try to pull it down.
"It doesn't matter." The girl said while convulsing. I didn't expect a beautiful woman to be so generous and fall down in such an ugly posture, and still maintain such temperament. This is really beyond my expectation. I was very surprised. As a result, I stopped and looked at her with an open mouth.
Maybe my expression is too exaggerated. The beautiful woman smiled through tears when she saw me. It's so cute that you want to squeeze her face hard. But soon, her face changed because her eyes moved to the position of my hand. Although my hand is still 20 cm away from her skirt, this behavior may cause enough misunderstanding from any angle.
I just feel a murderous look coming at me. I know this beautiful lady is ready to take action. Although I already felt the crisis, before I could react in behavior, a slap in the face hit me.
"Ah, do you know that slapping is a very insulting behavior? You can scold me, but you can't slap me. " Vaguely, I always can't grasp the key point of the problem. The key now is that someone misunderstood me to flirt with her, but I care about face.
"But I can't think of anything malicious to scold you, so I have to hit you." Well, I've really met people who can't grasp the problem like me.
"You can call me dirty, rogue, rogue and even bitch. These are very lethal words. " Alas, someone really teaches others how to scold themselves like me.
"But I won't swear."
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I shook my head helplessly. I am very ill. Why bother with these problems at this time? The eyes of people around us have begun to gather in our direction: "forget it, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to trip you up, and I don't want to do anything to you." It's just that you're ... gone, so I want to pull your skirt down a little. "
The question turned around and returned to the first place. This is an unsolved problem at present. The beauty looked down at herself and quickly pulled her skirt. Then I felt a murderous look. I stopped the beauty's next move with my eyes in time.
The beautiful woman held her hand in mid-air, hesitated, paused for a while, and then with great effort, popped out two words: "rogue."
"Were you just choosing the four words I gave you, which is more accurate?" I'm missing the point again.
"hmm." Beauty also nodded seriously.
"Why do I kindly remind you that you have become a hooligan instead?" Forget it, I don't want to explain anymore. Two people who can't grasp the focus of the problem are chatting, just watch.
"If you remind me, you have seen it. If you have seen it, it is a rogue. "
"But I didn't look at it on purpose."
"Then, then you are an unintentional rogue." There are many new words these days, and today I learned another one-unintentional hooligans.
In today's society, people's lives are too empty, so everyone loves to watch them. Only in this short time, this beautiful woman and I have been surrounded by three floors, and an "enthusiastic" brother is explaining to others what he doesn't understand: "This boy molested this girl and took a photo of her skirt with his mobile phone, which was discovered. The girl questioned him and grabbed his mobile phone, so he pushed her down. "
This guy's imagination and organizational skills, I have to say, really have great potential as a screenwriter. When I broadcast this guy live, a torrent of curses and insults came to me. The people in our country are so just.
I don't remember how I escaped alive under such great pressure of public opinion. I plunged into KFC on the second floor of the book mall and hid for 20 minutes. I didn't come out until I was sure that the crowd had dispersed. I was about to go downstairs when I saw the onlookers and the girl in white. Fortunately, nothing happened this time.
"I didn't steal the book." It seems that the girl in white is not suitable for living in this society. Facing the problem, she was at a loss, helpless and wronged.
"Our alarm rang. Open your bag and show it to us. " I don't know when the profession of security has become a remarkable profession, but there is a great gap between the rights given to security and the quality of security itself, which leads to this profession often appearing in social news, as if an example is being staged in front of me.
"Well, it doesn't matter." The girl in white reluctantly handed the broken belt in her bag to the security guard at the door.
"Can I go now?" The security guard didn't find anything in the bag.
"No, you go to the office with us."
"For what?"
"Check, if you don't want to go, just check here."
"How to check?" The girl in white asked timidly.
"Take off your clothes."
"ah? Why take off your clothes? "
"How can we check if you don't take off your clothes? How do we know if you stole a book and hid it in your clothes? "
"How can a girl steal a book when she is all dressed up?" I don't know why the righteous people who just called me names didn't appear again. Only then did an aunt show a sense of justice.
"Our alarm rang, which means there must be something wrong with her. We must check it. This is our rule. " The stern eyes of the security guard made the aunt stop talking.
"I didn't steal the book." The girl in white replied firmly, but there was nothing she could do in the face of the present situation. The only thing she can express her dissatisfaction is that her tears have condensed in her eyes. Alas, tears may be her only weapon to express her struggle, but fewer people are in love with jade, and the lethality of women's tears has also been weakened.
"Leave her alone and take it to the office." Another security guard said impatiently. Well, it's not forcing me to do it. As a child who grew up watching martial arts novels called "forbidden books" by teachers and parents, chivalrous spirit filled every cell of his body. My only worry is whether this girl will treat me as a "hooligan" when she sees me.
Two security guards began to try to pull the girl in white, and the girl in white tried to struggle, but she didn't seem to know if she should struggle.
"Wait, what are you doing?" I reached out to fend off the security guard's hand holding the girl in white.
"What do you do?" A security guard asked me arrogantly, I really don't understand. Various media have reported the security guards' unreasonable body search countless times, but it seems that this kind of behavior has not been curbed. I even doubt that the results of media reports will make things worse.
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I looked at the girl with sincere eyes, hoping that the girl could understand my behavior now. Fortunately, she is not a traditional beauty (that is, brainless). She approached me in time and finally relied on me. This kind of behavior makes me feel at ease.
"What do you say?" I think the behavior of the girl in white is enough to make the security guard misunderstand my relationship with her.
"She stole books, of course we have to check."
"Who stole the book? I'm telling you, watch your mouth. Criminals are called suspects only before the final trial. They have never studied law. Go home and ask your father. Who gave you the right to search others? "
"But when our alarm goes off, we can't let her go!"
"Can't go, can't search!" I responded rudely.
"That you say how to do? ! "Under my tough attitude, the arrogance of the security guard was finally suppressed by me.
"You go once and I'll go and have a look." I whispered to the girl in white. I looked at her expression and felt that a little louder volume could scare her again. The girl in white walked to the door as I said, and the alarm rang as expected. Two security guards looked at me proudly.
"I see you go again." I brought the girl's bag. The girl in white obeyed and left again. This time, the alarm clock didn't go off.
"Is that clear now? Do you want to search? "
"Don't need to search, but this bag ..."
"What's the matter with this bag? Haven't you checked? How do you think a book can be hidden in this bag, cut open and hidden in the mezzanine? Just for a book of tens of dollars? "
"Sorry, thank you." Out of the book city, the girl in white said two words to me.
"It doesn't matter, it's not necessary." I understood what she meant, so I also answered two sentences.
Everyone said a few words, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward. Theoretically, we can go our separate ways, but we still stand where we are and keep this awkward atmosphere. Why didn't the beautiful woman leave me? I don't know. Anyway, I'm not in the habit of saying goodbye to beautiful women.
"Can you tell me your mobile phone number?" The girl in white finally said what I often wanted to say to the beautiful woman but never said. I'm so happy.
"Why?" My mouth, you took such a sentence without the consent of your brain. Why don't you just give me the number?
"I want to buy a gift to apologize and thank you."
"Buy a gift? No, you don't need to apologize, and I didn't help you. " Forget it, I don't care about this mouth. At this time, I clearly saw a hypocritical self.
"No, you must. You give it to me. "
Although it was a strange scene when a beautiful woman said "Give it to me" while standing in the street, I quickly took out my business card and handed it to the girl in white.
For several days in a row, I hoped to receive a phone call from a strange number, but unfortunately I didn't. I think the girl in white is just a polite expression. No one in this world should buy gifts to thank me for saving America. Forget it, although I'm a little disappointed, I still keep this girl in my memory, put it in my file, and put it first in my lovely impression.
Getting up at work on time every morning, for a guy like me who likes to stay up late and is lazy, should rank among the top three in life's top ten painful things. What depresses me most is that I am also a senior manager of the company now, and I don't get the privilege of not going to work on time. On the contrary, our healthy boss, who goes to bed early and gets up early, is the key monitoring object.
Between dreams and waking, I went downstairs to the company building, the last two minutes and 57 seconds before going to work. If I am not lucky enough to wait for the elevator, it means that I have to challenge the height of 17 floor in such a short time. When I rushed to the elevator, I saw the door of the elevator closing slowly. I know it's no use shouting. Don't say that people in the elevator may not hear my voice, even if they can. According to people's public morality, more than half of people will click the close button continuously.
However, I often encounter this kind of thing, and naturally I have my own way of dealing with it. I threw my old schoolbag out accurately in the standard bowling way. According to the usual practice, when the elevator doors are closed, the bag will just stay between the two elevator doors, thus preventing the completion of the closing action. Unfortunately, I don't know if I had a good breakfast this morning and I was full of energy. The speed of the bag was 90CM/S faster than usual, and I entered the elevator directly from the gap between the two doors. Hey, brother schoolbag, you have been with me since high school, more than ten years. You are a servant, too. You didn't wait for me when you got on the elevator.
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Just as my depression began to spread, the elevator door opened again, and there was only one beautiful woman inside. The beauty of this beautiful woman can be described by a lack of adjectives in my mind-amazing.
At the moment when this traditional and unconventional meeting scene happened, I heard a sound that destroyed the whole picture, a sound that gas was released from the body, which was fart in the popular sense. But I didn't fart, and there were only two people in the elevator scene
I smiled awkwardly at the beauty and said I didn't mind, but the beauty gave me a contemptuous look. Gosh, I know, in theory, I should bravely stand up and bear this "fart" for the beautiful woman, but at present there are only two people in the elevator, so I should take off my pants and fart.
In the process of the elevator rising, the beauty didn't smile at all, and seemed extremely dissatisfied with my behavior. I had to bow my head carefully and stand aside.
"hey." Not me. I looked up at this beautiful woman.
"Your zipper is not zipped." The beauty's eyes drifted to my lower body.
I subconsciously blocked my crotch with my schoolbag, but I didn't take any further action, because I was observing the beauty's expression to determine whether it was revenge.
"Lie to me, right?" Looking at the beautiful woman's Gherardini appearance, I doubt her motives even more.
"You can't believe it." The beauty looked at me defiantly.
"Young lady, I just didn't help you admit a fart. You don't have to get back at me, do you? No one else is present in the elevator. "
"This is a test. There is no one else here, and you won't help me admit it. How can I believe that you can be brave when there are others? "
"This is a good Samaritan? Does it count as saving the country and the people to help catch thieves? "
As can be seen from the above conversation, it is not the first time for me to meet this amazing beauty, and this amazing beauty wangtong has been my good friend since my college days. After graduating from college, she returned to Beijing. I thought my fate with this beautiful woman was over. I didn't expect to meet again in this city two years later. Two years later, we are still working on the same floor of the same building.
The elevator door opened, wangtong turned left and I turned right. It's less than five meters from the punching machine next to the company gate, and there is still one minute and five seconds. I calmly adjusted my clothes, put my bag on my shoulder, with a confident smile on my face, walked to the door of the company and nodded at the lovely little MM at the front desk of our company.
"Director Chen, your ..." The cute little MM at the front desk embarrassedly pointed to the position below my abdomen.
"wangtong." I didn't turn around and I knew that wangtong must be smiling smugly when I turned around.
I just sat in my seat (since I graduated, I came to this company and worked with it for seven years. This company has changed from a small office to a whole floor of high-grade office building, and I am also the head of an important department. But so far, I haven't been able to have an independent office. My seat is in the corner of the whole department, occupying a large area, and made some simple partitions with large transparent glass. The boss gently asked me to monitor the employees.
"Boss, there are airborne troops again."
"Airborne again? Who is this time, what background, and where did it land? "
"I graduated from XXX University in the United States with an MBA. I worked as a marketing manager for two years in XX Company, a famous American telecommunications company. I returned to China last year and worked as an assistant to the general manager in our colleague Shengfei Company for one year. At present, my boss has poached me with a high salary. As for where to land, I don't know yet. " He Yi gave me a brief explanation, and I will give you a brief explanation.
At present, the company has developed from a small company to a large group company and entered a bottleneck period. The veterans of the company are basically grassroots. Although with the development of the company, our grassroots has made great progress, but the speed of the company's development has exceeded our progress. Due to over-expansion, the management of the whole company has been overwhelmed. As a result, the boss began to recruit talents on a large scale. In the last year, there were many middle and senior managers in our company, and our "local" employees called them "airborne troops". Although we fully understand that these paratroopers will be beneficial to the development of the company, it is the selfish mentality of China people, or the innate selfish mentality, which makes us Huangpu soldiers and paratroopers form two opposing camps, because paratroopers begin to occupy an increasingly important position, which not only weakens the rights of our Huangpu veterans, but also stifles the possibility of Huangpu recruits' promotion.
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I am not a person who likes to fight with others, and I don't like to waste energy on such things. I think that relying on my own ability to do my current job well is based on the company's greatest capital, so I have always maintained a relatively neutral attitude. Perhaps another important reason is that so far, no airborne troops have invaded my territory, so I only focus on the forces of airborne troops and do not intervene in the struggle between the two camps.
Today, I was "unfortunately" summoned by my boss and introduced Qiao Ling, an airborne soldier who graduated from a famous American university MBA, a woman who should be about my age, but looks more mature and temperament than me. In the boss's introduction, I learned that Qiao Ling will be the director of the enterprise development department of our company. Theoretically, we should be the heads of two different departments with equal status, but I don't have rich experience in office politics, which tells me that this woman will be my competitor. At present, she is in an advantageous position in the boss's mind. Because the boss not only introduced her to me alone, but also patted me on the shoulder sincerely and said something "you two should communicate more in the future". According to the battle history of Huangpu soldiers and airborne troops in the past, Huangpu soldier battalion has two department managers and a branch general manager, who introduced them respectively or simply became subordinates of airborne troops after leaving their jobs. ...
Every once in a while, I have to tidy up my brain. Just as I was about to permanently seal the girl in white in the file of the cutest girl, I got a call from her.
"Excuse me, is this Mr. Chen Zhe?" Girls are very polite, but the word "sir" always feels awkward when used on me. I am honest. In this society where handsome men and beautiful women have become common names, I feel uncomfortable being called handsome men.
"Yes, and you are ...? "
"I was saved by you that day, girl in white." In fact, there is absolutely no need for her to add the words "saved by you", so I can feel who she is. These three words make me ashamed of honesty.
"Oh, it's you. What can I do for you? "
"I promised to buy a gift to thank you, but I don't know what you like, so I asked many male colleagues and good friends and collected opinions for a few days. I am embarrassed to choose a gift today. " I really can't stop the muscles on my face from smiling. In fact, some people buy gifts for others, plus an apology.
"It doesn't matter."
"Then how can I give it to you? Can I send it to your company? "
"Very good." I didn't politely refuse her kindness, because I really wanted to see this unusual girl again. She completely aroused my curiosity, and of course, she was a little horny.