Talking to the person I like is like talking to God. You said they never responded.
3, life, either one or the other, anyway, it will not be what you think.
You said your departure was my loss, but I'm sorry, I bought insurance.
At the same age as flowers, they have grown into fleshy ones.
6. There is nothing to give to teachers on Teachers' Day, so we have to give back what we have learned.
7. When people reach middle age, it is a journey to the west! The pressure of Wukong, Bajie's figure, Lao Sha's hairstyle, Tang Priest's trip! It is getting closer and closer to the west.
When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. When you are old, you are even with the mirror.
9. It's no exaggeration to say that I will kneel on the ground in less than five seconds when I fight with Lao Zi, and the person who pinched me begged me not to die.
10, everything is just a cloud, so I'm beginning to believe in donkeys now.
1 1. I found what I said very valuable when I paid the phone bill.
12, if you feel poor and ugly, please don't be sad, you still have hope, at least your judgment is correct.
13, if we meet again in a few decades, we will all be sent to the crematorium and burned to ashes. You and I will pile it up, and no one knows who it is, and all of it will be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.
14, you can't even cheat, so how can you rest assured that you will enter the society?
15, this season, if a girl watches you nibble your lips, don't get me wrong, she may just be biting her skin to death.
16, is it hot? It will be cold on Qixi Day.
17, sometimes you want to give up the teacher, and the teacher also wants to give up you.
18. Thanks to those who beat me. Lying down is really comfortable.
19, when breaking up, don't say "inappropriate" to me, I am a Martian! Not suitable for earth people?
20, finally know why my feet are always cold, because the legs are long and the blood supply is insufficient, commonly known as high cold.
2 1, 2008 or 20 years, when you are old, ugly and fat, I still love you, tfboys.
22. You like me very much, but you don't know me. If you know me, you must love me to death.
23. When will there be a bright moon? See for yourself.
24. After Liu Hai has been around for a long time, suddenly meeting the street will be particularly insecure, and I always feel that others are watching me.
25. If you like someone, you must express it and you can't be rejected. You really think you're a fairy.
26. Touch your chest when you are sad and tell yourself that you are a boy and can't cry.
27, falling in love is not so easy, everyone has his nose.
28. What is a sense of security? Just finish the question, and the top students will see the same answer as you.
29. I just forgot to bring money when I was eating. Tell the boss to make it up next time, but the boss won't make it up! I called 10 in a rage, and finally took all the money for the meal!
When I saw a beggar shaking me with money in a bowl in the street, I thought I was showing off my wealth.
3 1, ugly mouth is not sweet, looks dangerous and has no money; This is me, so vivid, I don't need to pretend!
32. It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.
33. others will succeed in a few years, and I estimate that they will be suburban people in a few years.
34. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.
Don't blame me for being rude. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the robe of a monk.
36. Everyone is more than one meter tall, so there is nothing to ask.
37. Women who say they are smart are less likely to be dated than kidnapped.
38. Now, what you can't get up is your grades, what you can't get down is your weight, what you can afford is chopsticks, and what you can't get into the bed!
I will stick to my dream even if the whole world opposes it. Who are you and who can win the world's opposition?
40. Being angry is like drinking poison and expecting others to suffer.
4 1, lose weight for ten years and eat fat for three minutes; Love for ten years, break up for three minutes; Study for ten years and forget for three minutes; Charge for ten years and use it up in three minutes; Whitening for ten years and blackening for three minutes; It takes ten years and three minutes to earn money!
42. It's not that I don't care. I care too much and want to make you happy. Even if you are imprisoned, pretend not to care.
43. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are just too lazy to do anything.
44. The interesting soul is emotionally derailed, and the beautiful skin is actually derailed.
45. Be sure to learn history well, in case it suddenly crosses one day.
It's so cold in winter. How did the earth do it? I want to learn from it.
47. A luxury car passed by me just now and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.
48. Mom and Dad are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in their circle of friends, but they will expose your lies at a glance.
49. When taking the history exam, I have a heavy feeling inexplicably, because history is about to change.
50. The alarm clock only woke up my body, but it couldn't wake up my sleeping heart!
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52. I hope some friends will understand that the phrase "one bite won't make you fat" is to advise you not to rush into it, not to comfort you that you won't get fat if you eat more.
53. I touched myself when I was ready to sleep, ah! It hurts! Sure enough, beautiful roses are covered with thorns!
54. Nowadays, students are so rude that they don't even talk to me in class.
Choosing a boss is the same as choosing a wife, which is far from your original dream.
56. Don't call your child a rabbit, because from a genetic point of view, it's not good for parents.
57. It is said that every girl always has some clothes in her closet. It is a pity to throw them away and wear them. I used to be a poor dog when I bought it, but now I feel ugly.
58. I don't expect anything I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one.
59. Do you know why the holiday is so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday. Do you know why it takes so long to go to work? Because it has morning as well as morning!
60. People who are really rich keep a low profile. Many people with luxury cars are embarrassed to drive to work, just like I ride a bike every day. It's terrible. Who would have thought I had an electric car?
6 1, who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.
62. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.
63. Don't ask me what is the standard of being handsome, ok? Look at me and you will know!
64. Once upon a time, there was a hide-and-seek company whose boss had not found it.
65. How can we have the ability to take care of everyone's feelings? I can't take care of my mood.
66. Wearing this low-cut dress and that leopard print all day looks like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.
67. Life is like this: things you like can persist naturally, and things you don't like won't last long.
68. My mother likes playing mahjong, but then I was born. My mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and my family, because she suddenly felt that hitting me was more interesting.
69, life, my mother gave birth to me, I have to live.
70. Have a good exercise when you have time. You can't be single and fat
7 1, rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, and the quality is not good. Why not look around?
72. The only thing worse than what others say in this world is that no one says you.
73. Don't fall in love with me, because I am the Altman in outer space.
74. If you think the person you like likes you, it only shows that you have a rich imagination.
75. A woman redder than a red diamond fell in love with a man redder than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.
Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks.
77. There is no room for two tigers in the mountain unless there is a male and a female.
78. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, don't believe it, especially when eating. Because when she said this, she might have just eaten.
79. Sometimes I feel ordinary, just an ordinary person. Don't be sad, there is still a chance to be special and be a special ordinary person.
80. Who said, "Never forget, there will be repercussions"? The person you like has never told me that he wants to get rich overnight, and it has never come true.