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A joke about the beginning
"Orange hugged himself and asked if you were tired. A: "Tired." Then why not put it down? The orange replied, "You think I'm stupid!" " Put it down and people will eat it. Life is like this. If you feel tired and give up, you will be eliminated. "-share a passage you saw and pass it on to you who are constantly struggling!

Today is the day when my girlfriend starts school. Take her to school. Some young fresh meat has arrived. Just as these students passed by us, my girlfriend said, "Go home, don't send them away, Dad."

Imgur netizen said that her 4-year-old twin daughter wanted a Hulk Hulk princess cake for her birthday, so she made one! What is it that there is no sense of disobedience? hello

A beautiful colleague in the company wears thin clothes every time. It can be seen from the clothes that she wears different colors of underwear every day. One day, all my colleagues got together to talk about this problem. I said why I didn't see her wearing white. In the afternoon, I was called into the office by the leader and asked me, "It turns out that your boy didn't go to work last Wednesday, and your bonus will be deducted!" Me. . .

The goal of the ancients: cultivate one's morality, govern the country and level the world. My goal: slim down, get married, go abroad and eat all over the world. ...

There is a black spot in the dish served by the waiter. It is actually a fly landing on all fours. Chopsticks flew away. We looked at each other. The waiter said, look, it's delicious to fly. ...

When I was eating with my friends, the baby beside me was crying all the time, which annoyed me. My friend saw my irritability and said that it was not easy for everyone. Let me try to put myself in your shoes. Sitting in the stroller now, I still feel a little bored.

Some people say that I am cute, which is really funny! I am beautiful, kind, gentle, lovely, considerate, careful, intelligent, humorous, charming, funny and virtuous. Did you just call me cute? !

Originally, it was the season to eat salted edamame and iced watermelon with a fan, and in a blink of an eye, I smelled the smell of sugar fried chestnuts and peeled oranges. It is estimated that in a few days, I will buy white roasted sweet potatoes in my pocket ~ "

I like this sentence very much: "people, with a dream of red mansions, live in the water margin world." They want to make friends with some Taoyuan brothers in the Three Kingdoms, but they always meet some monsters in Journey to the West. "