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The most misunderstood lyrics
Jay Chou's song

The easiest thing to hear wrong: rosemary

Correct lyrics: the acidic drink is bubbling, so I drank it all, to your liking.

I was dumbfounded: worried expectations, sacred prayers, I rely on you, I knocked out all the bottles (Fang also likes to eat melon seeds)

The least known: maltose

Correct lyrics: follow the fairy tale

Someone told me: follow the story of wax gourd (what is the story of wax gourd? Does Fang also know that shit in our class? It is not easy to separate the two sides of the Taiwan Province Strait. )

The most boring: the last battle

Correct lyrics: I will stay with you and hold back my tears.

I heard it: I have a runny nose and I am holding back my tears (why don't you hold back your runny nose? I'm over 20 years old. Why didn't I even learn to blow my nose? )

The most surprising thing: romantic mobile phone

Correct lyrics: You browse with a smile, and romance is in your mobile phone.

What I heard was this: you laughed and cried, and the romance in your mobile phone (laughing and crying, it is estimated that the text message is: Dear, you won 5 million! )

Most excusable: ninja

Correct lyrics: Like a nostalgic silent film. But the guy didn't sing the word "movie" at all, and he began to moan.

So I heard: I miss steamed bread like a pig (the owner is really rich, and feeds the pig steamed bread)

The most boring thing: maltose

Finally, I sang a song "I love you" in Thai, but I always thought it was Chinese, so I kept singing along with the voice: the wind is coming, the wind is coming, the wind is coming, and I don't know what the wind has to do with maltose. Later, I learned that someone changed English to Thai (is Thailand rich in maltose? )

What makes me most helpless is: "Dad, I'm back."

Don't hit my mother like that, you won't listen to anything I say.

But some Aaron started Chinese continuous reading, and this is the effect: mccall beat my mother like this (who knows what happened to him), and you dare to listen to everything I say (awesome, combining Chinese and Western).

The most surprising "heart rain"

Correct lyrics: the green leaves of the oak tree (don't bother to rhyme)

However, because someone has been trying to develop his style, I think it is a crescent moon on the top (what do you mean, don't blame me for being ignorant)

Most boring: in the name of the father

There are: chik it, etc. What else? I listen:

Chicken, chicken, ouch (as far as I know, some people like KFC very much, maybe the chicken bone of the recording elder got stuck in his throat, so I want all fans to feel the feeling of being stuck and send a complaint about chicken by the way)

Most speechless: thousands of miles away

Correct lyrics: eaves are like cliffs

But ... (300 words are omitted here), so I heard the following:

The eaves are like a mysterious resistance. The first time I saw such a metaphor, it was too unreliable.

The Journey to the West with the most loopholes

I travel to the south and leave the world to you.

But some people are too relaxed when recording, so it becomes: digging a hole and traveling to the west (new version of tunnel warfare? )

Most unaccustomed: Where is the train?

A Taiwanese song, sung in Minnan, was not recognized for a long time. What are the genuine lyrics? Listen to me, the scenery is here. Come on, the whole album is released all over Asia. Can you ...)

Correct lyrics: I pull the thread and relive the tenderness you gave me.

Let me listen to it: review your gentleness (intentionally, definitely intentionally, I'll know without asking, hahaha)