When Ji was very young, he was clever and naughty, and often let the teacher know (the teacher's surname is Shi); One day, Ji Xiaolan came to school to play with a bird. When the teacher came, Ji Xiaolan told the bird at once. Teacher Shi also saw the loose brick wall hidden behind him. He deliberately pretended not to know and went to his class. But when the teacher Yin Shi's poem came to the wall, he suddenly fell behind with the brick in his hand. The poor bird is still alive, and the teacher proudly reads: "
Boutique bird "brick"
Ji Xiaolan thought for a moment and said, "Teacher, can I give you a word? The teacher said happily, "Of course. Ji Xiaolan said, "You read a good bird, and I will give you a furry beast, your brick, my stone. After me, I,
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"The furry beast teacher heard, know Ji Xiaolan is the homophonic scold him with his nose, but he is not wrong! Second,
This period of time, ROM drive can't help but under the cabin deck, only listen to Huang Tingjian, on the deck of the ship, climbed out and said:
Ship Fo Yin, Puke, Kenyans Rise! Hide the truth! & lt Sue, Su Dongpo, Dongpo and Huang Tingjian were all startled when they saw a man suddenly climb out of the boat. On closer inspection, it turned out to be Yin. They couldn't help laughing when they heard him say those four poems.
Su Dongpo asked Fo Yin to sit down and said, "You should hide it. The weather is very good today. What do you eat? " ! 3. Moon Lake, smile. On the same day, Su Dongpo used the tail finger chef to broadcast live the grass carp in the West Lake, cut it open, split it five times, and steamed ham, onion and ginger slices. The cook cooked it and sent it to the study. Su Dongpo saw the fish marks such as heat, fragrance and willow, and repeatedly shouted: "There are one or five tails of willow fish!" I was about to eat chopsticks when I saw a moving shadow, Fo Yin. Su Dongpo thought, "Hey, this is a delicious meal. Do not come! I was about to eat fish when you came. I won't let you eat today. What would you do? He put the fish on the shelf with one hand. But I saw the fish in the window, and I thought, you'd better hide! I want you to take it out! Su Dongpo smiled, greeted him to sit down and asked, "The monk is not in the temple, so what shall we see?" ""But Poker Face replied, "Today I want to tell you something." What word! "How do you spell Su Su's name?" "Dongpo frowned, but he knew that learning was not even a word he couldn't write. There must be a reason. He replied seriously: "Oh, the word Su has a grass prefix on it and a fishtail nest on the left below." Pretend to ask again: "Oh, what if Cao Zi's head is" he "on the left and" fish "on the right? Su Dongpo said: "This is' reading'." Fo Yin: Sue said, "According to the cursive word' fish'?" Su Dongpo quickly said, "Oh, no!" Instead, he smiled and said, "Good! You said you couldn't put fish on it! Su Dongpo will wake up soon! But after all, it's all talk and action, and it's eating his mullet board. Once, but in the temple, I wanted to know Su Dongpo and steamed a mullet. Su Dongpo just came in. But think about the joke you played with me last time, and today I want to tell you. Only once by his side, put the fish in the chime. Su Dongpo saw it and pretended not to know. I just sat down and sighed. But in Su Dongpo's optimism, he inexplicably asked: "Why does the magistrate frown today?" Su Dongpo replied, "Oh, a monk you don't know. I want to write a couplet in the morning. Whoever just wrote the second line will get it. Never, so distressed! Fo Yin "