A misspelled joke story
After the performance, the leader took the stage to hold the beautiful Mongolian actress's hand and asked her name. The actress said excitedly, Maragabi. When I was a child, I bowed my head and went to the ravine. I always thought it was my head, like a ravine in a thousand years. When someone hears the ending song of the super variety show for thousands of years: goodbye, goodbye, meeting in front of the color screen ... it sounds like: see you in the morgue ~ ~ Later, it was estimated that the audience's opinion was too big, so it was changed. Remember Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck? At the beginning of the credits, it says, Ah, the show has started! After listening for a long time, I always thought he said, ah, wild boar shit! Jigongshang: Where there is injustice, there is no me. Yes, where the ground is uneven, of course there will be nests. The phrase "descendants of the dragon" shines forever. At first, I couldn't understand it anyway. I have always heard that it will always be two years later, and I have always wondered why it must be two years later. How many good sisters do you have? There is a sentence in it, why did every girl marry a drop of tears? How should I listen? That's why every sister has to marry a human! My high school classmate told me that when he was a child, he listened to "The Sun on the Border is Red" just like the sun in "Transformers"! He didn't know what the "border area" was at that time, but he remembered it clearly. Every evening, he can see the red sunset in the west of the village. The most terrible thing is that there is a transformer on a highland in the west of their village. At night, I happened to see a red sun on the transformer. So my classmates have been thinking: Why do songwriters know that the transformer in their village is in the west? In Andy Lau's Men in China, how many dreams have been hidden by the wind and rain in five thousand years, and how many dreams have been hidden by the wind and rain in Jacklyn Wu. Strange, maybe they had a … the most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you. It sounds like the most romantic thing I can think of is to sell computers with you … When I was a child, I learned to sing the theme song of "Smart Rest" on TV (Japanese). When I overheard it, I became a singer, a singer, a singer and an aunt. Because beans are patriotic, I have always understood it this way. Our motherland is a garden, and the flowers in the garden are really bright. The warm sunshine shines on us, and everyone laughs ... "The last two sentences were heard when I was a child," The sunshine in Henan shines on us, and Americans laugh ",which was suppressed for many years ... When I was a child, I heard someone sing a sentence: We sat by the high urn and listened to my mother's story about the past ... It was terrible, and I didn't know the lyrics until high school. Listening all the way down, I suddenly heard Jordan chan singing "Little Animals" frequently. Be careful again. Yes, the whole sentence seems to be "Let the whole world call it a small animal". Isn't it a yuppie? Is there a problem? Look at the lyrics: I can make the whole world laugh! Alas! There is a song that I still think is: a group of March 8 dances. Do you know which one it is? -"Forget the samba". Have you ever heard Jacky Cheung sing "The ending is not the result I want"-... The ending is not the result I want ... The person waiting at the window is not me ... My friends and I have heard it many times and think that the person waiting in the toilet is not me ... I have never understood it. Another time, the goose heard my song and the river kissed my face ... as follows: my uncle heard my song and the boy kissed my face. Dizzy! Later, I heard my roommate sing a single love song: ... Love should be more frustrated and braver ... Listen to it as ... Love should be braver ... In the theme song of The Condor Heroes in Richie Jen, "It makes me sad or intoxicated ... I always hear" Yang Guo is sad or Yang Guo is drunk "..." Hey! Why do you always have a problem with the hero? ! ! I still remember the hometown cloud of ChristianRandPhillips-"... the ghost is coming, the ghost is coming ... (come back, come back)". At first sight, I was really shocked. One of my classmates from the countryside is listening to May's sisters say … You are my sister and you are my baby! After listening for two days, I finally couldn't help but say, "How does this woman sing? Why my sister's and my uncle's? ? "When I was in junior high school, a classmate listened to A Zhe's" Love is like a Tide "and asked me doubtfully: Why did he sing' Promise me that you won't line up (wander) in the middle of the night from now on'? The first time I listened to Tong Ange's "Ye Lian Girl", I heard it as a ... wild donkey, a mysterious wild donkey ... I was puzzled for quite a while! If you want to say that you can't pronounce words clearly, Jay Chou is the first. He hummed one of his songs: "Little Bitch, Little Bitch, Little Bitch, Little Bitch …" When I heard this, I sang along. Only when I was scolded by my girlfriend did I know that my brother sang "Jay Chou, Jay Chou, Jay Chou ..." Some people called themselves little bitches? Another one, which has nothing to do with the lyrics, is an advertisement. Have you seen Sofitel Cecilia Cheung slimming advertisement? Cecilia Cheung put his hand on his waist, shaking, graceful, and two beautiful women watched with envy. Beauty Zhang said, why not use Sofitel? I heard you. Why don't you hold it in your hand? I think Beauty Zhang thinks his waist is too thin and he is afraid of breaking it, so I told everyone to hold it with their hands and be careful not to break it! It took me a long time to communicate with my friends before I knew the truth. Everybody laughs! One day, I watched the sentence 1 at the end of the> song with JJ: "The Three Virgin descended from the sky, gave birth to Aquilaria, and lived with her father ..." After listening to it, JJ asked me doubtfully: "The Three Virgin gave birth to two children", and I also asked her if she was a shrimp. She said: the lyrics don't sing "The Three Virgin Mary descended from the sky and gave birth to an agarwood iron pillar" ~ ~! ~ I'm sweating