A complete book of children's brain teasers and their answers (100 collection) (part one)? 1. If you had a pair of wings, what would you do? A: Go to the hospital.
? 2. If there was no rabies, what would you do first? Answer: Make a list of enemies.
? 3. Why does Tathagata want to perm curly hair? A: The Buddha didn't kill anything. Mosquitoes stung many bags on his head, so he had to curl his head up.
? 4. How can I put my left hand completely in your right trouser pocket and my right hand completely in your left trouser pocket? -Answer: Wear pants backwards.
? 5. How to tell the octopus's hands and feet? Answer: put a _ and smell it (covering your nose is your hand, and everything else is your feet)
? 6. What is the middle between good and bad? -Answer: Then what?
? 7. Women give birth to children-Answer: A dirty lie blows a person.
? 8. A woman is a book, so which page does a man want to turn to first? -Answer: Copyright page
? 9. What did you get back? -Answer: Second-hand.
? 10. Why is there only a picture and no sound on the TV of Dalong's house tonight? A: This is a pantomime.
A complete book of children's brain teasers and their answers (collection 100) (below)? 1. Lao Gao walked ten kilometers by bike, but the surrounding scenery never changed. Why? Answer: He rides an indoor exercise bike.
? 2. Infantry walks, but what soldiers always run? Answer: deserter
? Someone has gone abroad, but all the people from China are around him. What happened? Answer: In China.
? 4. Why do the monks in Shaolin Temple shave their heads? -Answer: Because I am afraid that the other party will lose hair when fighting!
? 5. Do you write with your left hand or right hand? Answer: Use a pen.
? 6. The old family was robbed and suffered heavy losses. But when the police informed him to solve the case, Lao Gu sent condolences to see the thief. Why? Answer: He wants to ask the secret of how to go home in the middle of the night without waking his wife.
? 7. What is the most famous in Hong Kong? -Answer: Hong Kong Foot
? 8. Go out to see the sky, go in to see the face, what does the female ghost want to see when knocking at the door? Answer: See who is the most beautiful.
? 9. Someone fired five shots at the gun target and * * * got a hundred points. Where did he hit? Answer: Only one shot is exactly one hundred.
? 10. A man met a lion on his way home. What will he become? -Answer: Ten piles of lion shit.
A complete book of children's brain teasers and their answers (100 collection) (Part III)? 1. Why do people like climbing mountains? Answer: Because people are monkeys.
? 2. How did the elephant's long nose grow? -Answer: At birth.
? I can tolerate one person at most. Now I have brought a person, and another person has come, but it is heavy. Why? Answer: Because it is a submarine.
? There are candles and kerosene lamps on the table. Which one should I light first? -Answer: Matches
? The elephant in the zoo died. Why did the keeper cry her eyes out? Answer: Because he might be exhausted at the thought of digging such a big hole.
? 6. Why are there fewer and fewer monkeys now? -Answer: They have all become people.
? 7. Xiaoming keeps talking all day. Why is he silent today? Answer: Because he lost his voice.
? 8. Why do new socks have two holes? Answer: How else to wear it?
? 9. Xiaodong sleeps in class, but the teacher doesn't talk about him. Why? Answer: The teacher didn't see it.
? 10. Why did a big green horse fall into the rice bowl and drown? A: Cricket's nickname.
A complete book of children's brain teasers and their answers (collection 100) (chapter 4)? 1.— What if life is not smooth? Answer: an iron with "Philips"
? 2. What's the difference between the traffic lights in Taiwan Province Province and those in Japan? A: Taiwan Province Province is a reference book.
? There is an old woman reading a newspaper. A mosquito tried to bite her. The old woman's hands and feet did not move. Why did the mosquito suddenly die? Answer: Because he was pinched by his grandmother's wrinkles.
? How can a man fall in love at first sight? Answer: Don't let him look at you.
? Two fathers and a son are in the same room, but the three of them have nine hands. Why? Answer: Three generations of grandparents and grandchildren are pickpockets.
? 6. In the Persian Gulf War, why did the American army suffer fewer casualties at night than the Iraqi army? Answer: There are many black people in America.
? Zhiming said that he could whistle and brush his teeth at the same time. How do you think he did it? Answer: He wears false teeth.
? 8. In the study of wealthy businessman Chen, there are three bullet holes in the wall, but there is no trauma on his body. Guess how he died? Answer: It's ridiculous to laugh at the poor marksmanship of the gunman.
? When Xiaoling came home from school, she found that she had forgotten her key. What should she do to get into the house? Answer: I hope the door is unlocked.
? 10.- What was the greatest discovery of genetics last year? Answer: Sparrows become phoenixes.
A complete book of children's brain teasers and their answers (collection 100) (chapter 5)? 1.—— A sow crossed the river with a piggy on her back. After crossing the river, she was still a little pig. Why? Answer: Sows can't count.
? 2.-One day, Xiaoying saw Xiaoming and immediately exclaimed. Xiao Ming saw it and exclaimed. Why? Answer: Because they are playing games.
? Xiao Wang opened a hospital, and the business has not been very satisfactory. One day, there was a sudden queue of people in his hospital. Why? Answer: Because he posted a discount for hospitalization today at the hospital gate.
? 4.— Xiaohua, cm tall, came back from playing baseball one day and became cm. Why? Answer: because of being beaten, I grew a bag of two centimeters.
? In the racing competition, a car crashed into a tree and the car was smashed to pieces, but the driver was unscathed. Why? Answer: It was a remote control car race.
? Old boys, who lives in the countryside of Taiwan Province Province, has a rooster to wake him up every morning. Now I have arrived at my son's house in America. No matter how the rooster crows, old boys wakes up. Why? Answer: American roosters pronounce in English.
? The gangster robbed the MTV store and shot the owner. In desperation, the shopkeeper pulled out a video block, which was safe. Why? Answer: The gangster took a water gun.
? 8.— Last Mid-Autumn Festival advocated "Don't let Chang 'e laugh at us for being dirty", but this year it didn't. Why? Answer: Because Chang 'e died of laughter last year.
? 9.-Picking "bones" in an egg is deliberately making trouble. What does it mean to choose a "stone" in an egg? Answer: Chickens have to pick stones when they get kidney calculi.
? 10.-Xiaoming went to a joke telling contest and kept putting ice on his mouth all the way. Why? Answer: I'm afraid the jokes will be stale by then.
A complete book of children's brain teasers and their answers (collection 100) (chapter 6)? 1. When Miss Wang was fighting Tai Ji Chuan, Jin Ming was independent. How long has he been standing? He looks relaxed. Why? Answer: Because he is in the photo.
? Director Li sang loudly when he brushed his teeth in the morning. How did he do it? Answer: He brushed his false teeth.
? 3. A place is on fire. Although many people were fighting the fire, no one reported the fire. Isn't that strange? Answer: The fire brigade is on fire.
? There was a car accident and collision on the road. The police arrived at once. Although the driver tried his best to help, one person died. According to the driver, the man died of lung cancer, not a car accident. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this? A: Because it is a hearse.
? Smoking is forbidden on TV, but at the climax of the plot, a man starts smoking and the whole screen is covered with smoke. However, no audience came out. Why? Answer: The actors in the movie are smoking.
? 6. What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? Answer: murder weapon
? 7. A certain order is written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? Answer: just look, not look.
? 9. In the pool of the hunting park, the crocodile is biting the hat of the keeper and swimming away; I saw the administrators outside the pool shouting and cursing together. However, no one is short of hats! Why? -Answer: The keeper only shows his hat in the crocodile's belly.
? 10, which fruit has the worst eyesight? -Answer: Mango.
A complete book of children's brain teasers and their answers (collection 100) (chapter 7)? 1. If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? Answer: Have a place in heaven.
? 2. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.
? 3. Question: What's the pencil's surname? -Answer: Xiao Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) a pencil.
? 4. Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).
? 5. Question: Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? -answer: lazy; Reasons for hard work: one () does not do two () is endless.
? 6. Question: How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: Silence (silence).
? 7. Question: Who runs fastest in history? -Answer: Speak of the devil.
? 8. Question:-Which number is worse than bear shit! -Answer: Reason: Facts speak louder than words.
? 9. The wolf is coming (guess the fruit)? -answer: carambola (sheep escape)
? 10. A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay? A: Because he is not in the car.
A complete book of children's brain teasers and their answers (collection 100) (chapter 8)? 1-What books can't be bought in the bookstore? Answer: Secretary.
? 2- hammer hammer bowl hammer does not break, why? Answer: The bowl is broken.
? 3- How many eggs can I eat on an empty stomach? Answer: one, because you won't be on an empty stomach when you eat again.
? 4-There are seven rings, which are interlocked into a straight line. Seven rings can only destroy one of them. You can only take one ring at a time. You can't take more or less at a time. You are required to take the exam seven times and take the exam seven times respectively. Answer: destroy the third one.
? 5-There is no water in the pool and no soil on the ground (guess a word)? Answer: Yes.
? 6- My heart (guess a word)? A: Wu
? 7- There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? Answer: He is yourself.
? 8- What eggs can't be beaten, boiled or eaten? Answer: the exam is zero.
? 9- What is the easiest thing to drag? Answer: slippers
? 10— Xiao Zhao bought a lottery ticket and won the first prize. He went to receive the prize without giving an answer: it was not the date of receiving the prize.
? 11-The knife follows Shui Piao, with eyes but no eyebrows. What is this? Answer: fish.
? 12— Of the three brothers, although I ran the slowest, they didn't know how many laps they ran without me. Guess what I am. Answer: Clock.
? 13— What fruit is inedible? Answer: Consequences
? 14— Who can't eat, but can talk, laugh and play games? Answer: Puppet.
? 15— What is not illegal to steal? Answer: Stealing time from work.
? 16— What can solve all the mysteries? A: a.
? 17-It was a windy night, and the power went out. Xiaoxiao forgot to blow out the candles when she slept. When he woke up the next day, there was a long candle to burn. What happened? Answer: It was blown out by the wind.
? 18— Dan was told that her dress had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? Answer: Because his clothes only have zippers and no buttons.
? 19— Who makes money by luck every day? Answer: gas workers
? 20- What ball can't be kicked Answer: Fireball.
A complete book of children's brain teasers and their answers (collection 100) (chapter 9)? The textile worker is so clever that everyone praises him as an expert. He built his own room with no doors or windows around. (Hit an animal)
? Answer: Silkworm.
? 02: This creature, whose hometown is in Africa, is stronger than an ox, and its blood basin growls, making all animals tremble. (Hit an animal)
? Answer: the lion
? 03: Few birds wear crowns. Wear a brocade robe to brag, and the tail can be folded. Tail feather is really handsome. (Hit an animal)
? Answer: Peacock.
? 04: Spring has come, and it calls the sower. After autumn, it returns and spreads the sound of harvest all over the world. (Hit an animal)
? Answer: cuckoo
? 05: It is said that Ma guessed wrong and wore clean clothes. In the zoo, adults and children will like to see it. (Hit an animal)
? Answer: zebra
? 06: It's not a fox, it's not a dog, it's a hay cutter in front and a broom in the back. (Hit an animal)
? Answer: Wolf.
? 07: Although we can't afford to fly with wings, there are many footprints in the African desert, and the pace is as fast as flying, ranking first among birds. (Hit an animal)
? Answer: ostrich
? 08: Wearing white clothes, I am healthy, flying around the sea, and I like to make friends with ships. My main food is fish. (Hit an animal)
? Answer: Seagull
? 09: The whole body is dark and wandering around barefoot. Others watch it eat, but I am hungry every day. (Hit an animal)
? Answer: osprey
? 10: A deer, a horse, a donkey and a cow. No, but it's hard to guess which one. To put it bluntly, it has its own parents (Hit an animal)
? Answer: Elk.