A: Hello everyone! (Bowing) Today, I want to tell you a strange thing. ...

(b runs to the stage with a full face of resentment)

B: I'm so angry! Hum!

A: What's the matter? Brother?

I am running away from home. (Say that finish and cry)

Really?

B: What won't! My mother won't buy me that computer that has been tossing around for 4 years.

a； It's called Pentium

B: Whatever. It's popular now anyway. My mother won't buy it for me, so I'm in a hurry with her.

A: (to the audience) How can there be such a person?

B: That day, my mother and I went shopping and saw a computer shop. We walked in and were immediately attracted by a computer. I told my mother to buy it, but she wouldn't buy it anyway.

A: How much is it?

B: It's neither expensive nor expensive. Four zeros will do.

A: Isn't it expensive?

A: You! It's hard for your mother to have you. Why are you like this? Running away from home ... thanks to your imagination!

B: (speaking slowly with shame) What do you suggest?

a； Go back and apologize to her.

B: All right.

A: (facing the audience) Look at such a person ... (At this moment, B came angrily)

Ok, what about you ... (making an angry gesture) Forget it, when I feel sick.

A: What's the matter? What happened?

You asked me to apologize. I went, but what happened? ...

What was the result?

B: As a result, my mother was not angry at all.

A: How about this?

B: Is there anything delicious? She is not ashamed of not buying me a computer. You mean angry?

A: You apologize! And expect her to apologize to you?

b； You just told me to apologize. Now I have lost a lot of money.

A: If you do something wrong, you must admit it and apologize.

What should I do? I wanted to say' I'm sorry' casually and then listen to my mother's sincere apology. Now ... it's all your fault!

A: What a man! (finger b, facing the audience)

Haven't you ever helped your mother?

What do you mean?

Just helping her with some housework.

B: Yes! When I was 8 years old, I went to take out the garbage and saw two green cans, a big one and a small one. I drew lots to decide which one to take out and finally decided on the one with a small mouth. Something happened after I poured it in.

A: What's the matter?

I saw four big letters on the trash can-"China Post".

A: Ah!

Is this the only one?

B: No, 1, but we won't take out the garbage in the future.

a； What's that for?

Mop the floor.

A: That would be great.

b； I dragged it so hard that everyone was reflected on the floor.

A: Well done!

B: My mother was just about to compliment her after I turned her down. Boom! I fell down. Stand up. Knock on the door. I fell down again and stood up. ...

A: Boom! I fell down again.

B: I didn't fall this time.

A: That's good.

B: Just lie down after you stand up this time.

a； Faint ~ ` ~

A: After all, she is still your mother! You should have a grateful heart.

B:

A: I just want to repay my parents' kindness and care for them bit by bit.

I see. I will never let my mother hold the broom nest and ashtray all day, with two rotten pens in her feet and one on her head. ...

A: What?

B: pressure cooker!

ah ...