One. There are two nuns, one is called a math nun and the other is called a logic nun. It's dark now, but they are still a long way from the monastery.

Math: Have you noticed that there is a man who has been following us for 38 minutes and 30 seconds? I wonder what he wants to do.

Logic: That makes sense. He wants to invade us.

Math: Oh, my God! At this rate, he will catch up with us in fifteen minutes. What should we do?

Logic: Of course, the only reasonable way is to walk faster.

Math: It seems useless!

Logic: of course it's useless. That man walks faster and faster reasonably.

Math: So what should we do? At this rate, he will catch up with us in a minute.

Logic: The only reasonable way is for us to split up and go that way, and I'll go this way. He can't catch both.

Men continue to follow Luo Ji elder sister.

The math nun arrived at the monastery safely, but she was worried that something would happen to Sister Logic, and then she saw Sister Logic enter the door.

Math: Sister Logic, you are back at last! Thank god! Tell me what happened.

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. The man couldn't follow them both at the same time, so he followed me.

Math: Yes, yes, but what happened later?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. I ran like hell, and he chased like hell.

Math: Then what?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. He caught me.

Math: Oh, my God! then what

Logic: I did the only reasonable thing, pulling up my skirt.

Math: Oh, my God, Sister Logic! What about that guy?

Logic: He did the only reasonable thing. He took off his trousers.

Math: Oh, my God! What happened afterwards?

Logic: Is it unreasonable? A math nun, a nun who pulls up her skirt, must run much faster than a man who pulls down his pants! ! !

2. A beautiful woman decided to spend a lot of money to lose weight. Spent hundreds of thousands, she felt very satisfied!

On the way home, at the newsstand, she bought a newspaper and asked her boss, "Excuse me, how old do you think I am?"

The boss said: 32.

She is so happy: 47!

Then she went to work as a laborer's salesman and asked the lady at the counter the same question.

Miss said, I guess 29.

She is so happy: no, 47!

In high spirits, she went to Uni-President Supermarket on the corner and bought a pack of chewing gum. She couldn't help asking the counter lady there. The lady said, well, I guess 30.

She is so proud: 47, thank you!

While waiting for the bus, she asked the old man next to her.

The old man said: I am 78 years old and my eyes are not good. I do not see any at all. However, there is one way to be sure when you are young. If you let me put my hand in your bra, I'll definitely know.

Your age!

After a long silence, in the empty street, she finally couldn't help thinking: OK! You have a try.

The old man reached into her shirt, then into her bra and began to grope slowly and carefully.

A few minutes later, she said, guess how old I am?

The old man squeezed the last one and pulled out his hand. Ma 'am, you are 47 years old.

The beauty was surprised and asked in surprise: awesome! How did you know?

"Promise not to get angry?"

"Don't be angry!"

The old man's answer let beauty passed out:

The old man said, I was behind you in the queue at McDonald's.