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When a person is poor, he should be less at home and more outside; If you have money, stay at home more and stay outside less. This is the art of living.

2. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

Take my advice, my friend. You can still make money if you lose money, but you can't pay back the money I lent you!

Life will make you suffer for a while, and after you get used to it, you will suffer for a lifetime.

Time equals money, so I lose money every day. These days, time is expensive and wages are too little.

6. Happiness is scratching when it itches. Unfortunately, it means to catch, not not not to catch. More unfortunately, for a long time, neither the soul nor the body felt itchy.

I can't forget my ex-boyfriend because he owes me money.

Eight. I spent so much money on my face, and as a result, my skin is better than my face.

9. Since I saw your household registration photo, I realized that it was so simple to give up someone I like.

10. Other students' photos can be used as wallpaper, and my classmates' photos can only be used as expression packs.

1 1. Children always want to leave home to find happiness. It took many years to know that the happiest place is home.

12. Do you know what attracts you most? It is the most shameless to pretend to be a good person when it is very bad.

Thirteen. Actually, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to install, to install a circle, and to have a threshold. If you pretend, you will move forward and become a legendary temperament. If you don't pretend, it will get stuck there. It's Carmen.

If you can't learn to be shameless, then you can learn how to endure the shame of others.

15. The furthest distance in the world is: I want to catch up with you, but you ask me if I want to buy it.

16. Although the melon is not sweet, sometimes I don't care whether it is sweet or not. I just want to screw it off. I'll be happy if I screw it off

17. Don't envy others' long legs and thin waist. You are fat and broad-minded, which no one else has.

I just saw the photos of my former classmates in the group, which made me deeply feel that an ugly duckling can also become an ugly old duck.

19. Most of your troubles stem from having no money to spend. I don't believe this. I rushed to the market to buy it when I was sad.

Ten lipsticks.

Eight sets of clothes.

Seven bags.

Six pairs of shoes.

Five bottles of perfume, and then make an appointment

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Five friends ate a delicious meal, will you still be in a bad mood?

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10. If you can get the attention of others and have the money to support various entertainment activities, who wants to stay at home and play the glory of the king, play mobile phones and watch TV dramas every day?

2 1. It suddenly occurred to me that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I get rich.

22. I don't like to take the initiative to chat with others, but

I really expect others to talk to me, and I don't want to talk all the time, so I deserve to be single and have no friends.

Twenty-three My circle of friends is half love and half sorrow, with several strong WeChat businesses in the middle.

24. There are many swindlers in the street now. Everyone should be careful when going out in the future. Today, a man in the street kept saying it was hot and hot, so I followed.

Three blocks. He's not dead.

25. Stop complaining that you can't find the right person in this life. The original math multiple-choice question is

Fourth, you can't find the right answer!

Twenty-six. Running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.

Twenty-seven I bought a can of mimosa today. I'm not shy about moving back. Go back and ask the boss. The boss said, "Maybe you bought this pot to lose face."

28. What are we afraid of? We came into this world, and we don't intend to go back alive!

Twenty-nine I figured out why the hammer mobile phone ran away.

Ten minutes later, the weather was unusually hot, because the iron was struck with a hammer.

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10. Why are good people easily deceived by bad people? Because good people don't know bad people, but bad people know good people very well.

When you decide to let go, you will not lose anything. The only thing you will lose is the trouble you couldn't let go of before.

2. To really let go is not to deliberately forget, but to understand that those memories are no longer important even if they are still there.

Fate is not to arrange for you to meet the perfect person, but to make the most special person fit in with you just right.

People often experience unhappiness before they know what happiness is. It's like meeting the wrong person before you know who is right.

In this world, no one is forever. Life is too short to play with others, be yourself, learn to control yourself, and let yourself have a calm heart.

6. The fatigue of life never comes from the bumps on the road, but from the trivial things that have piled up into huge shackles along the way. Stop worrying about trifles. Only by following your heart can you enjoy the present.