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First, my mother transferred me to a circle of friends with the title "Men in the Army". I open it, it's a quilt. ...

Second, I came home from work last night and told my husband a joke in bed. My husband didn't laugh. Do you know what happened next? A woman's laughter came from under the bed.

Third, children are called stupid birds by their parents because of their poor grades. The child said unconvinced that there are three kinds of stupid birds in the world, one is flying first, and the other is too tired to fly. Parents asked: What about the third one? The child said: this kind of thing is the most annoying. If you can't fly, you will lay eggs in the nest and ask the next generation to fly hard.

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I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog at the high temperature of 38 degrees. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

I especially admire people who have a sweet mouth. It's not that I can't speak, but my expression can't keep up.

Sixth, it is said that egg white can protect hair, and my sister is going to wash it off after wiping it. As a result, the water was so hot that I hung an egg flower and licked it all afternoon.

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Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that I must study hard like this, otherwise others will say that that person is nothing but beautiful.

8. "What is the saddest word to add in the middle of sorry?" "Yes, I can't afford it."

9. Is there a love rat? I want to love you. I hope your sweet words will fascinate me. Then you lied to me, and I was sad. Since then, I have worked hard and embarked on the peak of my life.

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Ten, eat together to call a table, and take a car together to call carpooling. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

Eleven, little sister, you are still young and have no boyfriend to find another one. Will you give your boyfriend to your sister?

Twelve, boys are not girls who like plain face, but girls who like plain face. It's not that girls crying can't solve the problem, but that ugly girls can't solve the problem. Boys don't like women, but like beautiful women. That is the reality.

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Thirteen, the so-called holiday, scolded at home, go out without money, a special day. On second thought, I think I'd better sleep.

Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

15. My girlfriend always thinks that she can scold me for no reason a few days before my period ... but she doesn't know it's ok to hit me!

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Sixteen, people must not treat themselves badly when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far from me, and eating a bowl of meat is more practical.

Seventeen years old, he has a skill of picking up girls, but unfortunately he is a sister.

Eighteen, today's class reunion friends asked me what my major was, and I smiled. Let me tell you this, the future Peking Union Medical College Hospital, remember! This is the whole hospital ... I'll clean it.