Three people aftertaste, sigh wonderful. Obstacles are in the heart; Inner peace makes everything disappear. Explain to the Zen master repeatedly and sigh again.
Third, the Zen master said: benefactor, you see it backwards.
Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
3. Master: The adult world is not easy.
Two words! Disciple: No, it's easy to be poor, bald and fat!
When I was a child, people always said I was ugly. One day, a group of gangsters called me ugly. I didn't want to go up and fight them at that time. Since then, I have never heard anyone call me ugly, because I was called deaf by them.
In this final exam, I will use my strength to tell you how many students are in Grade One.
6. University final exam. Let the top students pass on the answers! When leaving the examination room, many people asked the top students: Is it too difficult to be the last one without a multiple-choice question? The top student calmly replied: The first one can't write!
7. We are all children of Jianghu, so we should help each other in the same boat. Let me know who has no money in the future, and I can tell you how I live without it. I have rich experience.
Eight. When I was a child, I was very naughty. Once the teacher invited my parents, but I was afraid to tell them, so I went to my uncle for help. The teacher talked with my uncle for more than two hours, and then the teacher was obviously good to me at school, and then she became my aunt.
9. Learn to learn and you will find that God has closed the window of English, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry for you.
10. Now some people are complacent as soon as they have achieved something, and feel that they are awesome. Unlike me, I feel awesome when I do nothing. 1 1. "What pants do you look young in?" "I really can't think of anything younger than wearing diapers!"
Twelve. Many songs have been taken off the shelves of KTV, which has no influence on me at all. For me, as long as the fruit bowl is not taken away.
Thirteen. A woman has the pain of her father when she is young, her husband when she grows up, and her son when she is old. Men listen to their mothers when they are young, their wives when they grow up, and their daughters when they grow old.
14. When one or two people said I was fat, I didn't agree. Later, more and more people said I was fat. At this time, I finally realized the seriousness of the matter. There are more and more liars in this world.
15. What if I don't want to wash clothes? Just bring a wife. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.
Sixteen years old. When I was a child, I thought life was beautiful for more than a year. When I grow up, I find that life is just unexpected, with more than one year and less than one year.
17. The tragedy of life is: the exam is coming, others are reviewing, but I am previewing.
Eighteen. "What do you think of me?" "It's just a bamboo!" "Honest and lofty, open-minded?" "No, it's a little damaged."
19. I called the police as soon as my wife disappeared. The policeman said to me, calm down first. You can't take notes if you keep laughing like that.
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Arguing with two female colleagues in Tenuto unit, let me judge.
Qizui
I couldn't hear anything clearly, so I shouted, "Say the ugly first." The world immediately became quiet.
2 1. Xiaoming in primary school textbooks is always stumped by all kinds of wonderful questions. But Xiao Ming never appeared in the middle school textbook again, and I knew that guy couldn't get into high school!