After a while, he swallowed half. Suddenly, he found a little mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole with all its hair. In a fit of nausea, the man vomited all the fans he had eaten back into the casserole. When he had a stomachache there, the gentleman looked at him sympathetically and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it?" I'm like this ... "
On this day, the hotel owner is patrolling the hall. A beggar came forward and said, "Can the boss give me a toothpick?" "
The boss gave him one and sent it away. After a while, another beggar came and asked for a toothpick. The boss thought, why do beggars want toothpicks instead of rice now? I also gave him one to send away, not too old, and another beggar came.
The boss said to him, "Are you here to get a toothpick, too?" The beggar said, "A man vomited, and I came late. The two beggars in front ate everything I could, and now there is only soup left.". Can you give me a straw? "
Eldest brother and second child fly, and second child gets airsick and keeps vomiting. A bag is full, so the boss has to get it. When he came back, he found that the whole plane was vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second child said, "I think this bag is full, so I had to drink half of it and throw up."
When I was a child, I ate dishonestly. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me, "Sixty years of hard work. I have no food to eat. I dig out the snot ball and never throw it ... "
go shopping
A man saw a store having a big sale and went in.
"What do you want?" "I want to buy something to eat."
"We have rules, and you must prove that you do."
"Where is such a rule?" "This is the case with goods on sale."
The man has been grinding with the salesman for a long time, but the salesman still refuses to sell it to him. No way, the man had to go home and take it with him before buying food. A few days later, the man went to this shop to buy food.
"Give me two boxes of food." "We have rules, and you must prove that you do."
It was the same shop assistant, and the man dawdled with her for a long time. As a result, he still has to go home and take it to buy food.
A few days later, the man came to the shop with a big cardboard box with a hole and found the salesman.
"What do you want?" "Just put your hand in and you'll know."
The salesman put his hand in: "What is it? Very sticky. "
"I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."
Drink phlegm
Eldest brother and second brother went to the theater to see the play. On the way, they saw that they were arguing about the development of the plot, so they made a bet.
The boss pointed to a row of spittoons in front of him and said, "The loser should take a sip of what's there."
Unfortunately, the boss lost and took a sip with a frown.
The two went on to bet on the next plot. This time, the second child lost.
I saw the second child pick up the spittoon and swallow fifteen mouthfuls in one gulp.
Surprised and envious, the boss said to the second child, "You are so amazing that you can even drink fifteen mouthfuls!" " "
The second one shook his head. "I don't want to drink. The sputum in that spittoon is too thick. I really can't stop biting! " "
Chocolate
A man and a friend went to visit his grandmother.
While he was talking to his grandmother, his friend began to eat at the coffee table.
Put peanuts in and eat them all.
When they left, his friend said to grandma:
"Thank you for the peanuts."
Grandma responded, "Oh! Hmm! Alas!
Because all my teeth have fallen out, I can only suck out the chocolate. Old, cough. . . .
toilet paper
There was a rich man looking for a servant, and the topic of the interview was to go to the toilet.
The first few came out without washing their hands after going to bed.
So the rich sent them away,
Only one person washed his hands, so the rich man kept him.
But one day, the rich man found that he didn't wash his hands when he came out.
The rich man asked him why.
The servant replied, "I brought toilet paper today ..."