Emperor: the ancient roads are sparse, and the bridges are flowing. Prime Minister, our king is a little hungry. Go find snacks!
Cheng: Your Majesty, aren't you on a diet? Besides, today is Christmas, and you have eaten four fried dough sticks, four chicken legs, four boxes of popcorn and four sugar-coated haws!
Emperor: (impatiently) You prime minister, don't talk nonsense. Can't you see that our king is all skin and bones? When the court is in progress, how many handsome guys and beautiful women compete to see the king's demeanor? How can they let people go home disappointed? ! Howl ~ (take a catwalk around the field and stop to pose)
Cheng: Yes, Your Majesty. I am on my way. Don't blame me for not reminding you when I'm full!
Huang: You are getting bored. Let's go!
Cheng: Yes, Your Majesty. General, take care of the emperor. I'll be back soon. (Cheng Xia)
Emperor: This Prime Minister, why is there so much bird talk in his mouth?
Admiral: Your Majesty, he is not satisfied that I have passed Band 4, so he is trying day and night to surpass me!
Emperor: Foreign slaves speak foreign languages, and you all speak foreign languages. You are all foreign slaves!
General: (singing) Although I am wearing a dress, my heart is still the heart of the Tang Dynasty. Why do I often cry? Because I love this land deeply. (narcissism)
Emperor: (covering his ears and twisting his head to one side) Hey, general, look, there comes a beautiful woman! (as a vision)
General: Your Majesty, really! Okay, Shuai Shuai! (as a swab)
Emperor: (ashamed, gently) ashamed, ashamed ... General, you have lost your manners again.
(Handing a handkerchief) Wipe the corners of your mouth ... but it's a pity that your skin is a little dark. ...
(The general is startled)
(Handsome guy passing by)
General: Stop! Hello, handsome. How old are you? What's your name? Where are you from? Where are you going? Do you have a date? What do you have in your hand? Do you know there are many dinosaurs on this road? But it doesn't matter. I can protect you.
Handsome boy: General Ben is polite. Xiaoshengbai, the famous Jingjing, is Sprite-the bright and cool Jingjing.
(Three people are fascinated)
Handsome guy: I'm going to Hongye to take the computer grade test. Beautiful women are all red leaves, right?
General: Congratulations, you got it right! We are teachers of Hongye. I don't know what language the handsome guy speaks.
Handsome guy: ASP, too!
Emperor: (shoulders shaking with excitement, eyes shining) To tell the truth, the examiner of ASP is the brother-in-law of Menstruation and the second cousin of Ben Wang. They are all your brothers!
Handsome guy: (Jiaosheng) Mom told me, fire prevention and theft prevention, brother!
(Everyone fainted)
Cheng: (walking up and down the court) Don't worry about anyone who dares to harass the emperor! I'll do it! Sunflower acupuncturist!
(Give a hug to the handsome guy, and the handsome guy will give a hug) Oh, dear, it seems that a pig has been set on fire!
Handsome guy: Don't call me aunt, just call me macho.
Cheng: Excuse me. I accidentally lost my contact lens on the way. I can't tell whose WHO is.
Emperor: The Prime Minister is becoming more and more useless. General, lend him my glasses.
(The general hands the glasses to the Prime Minister)
(The Prime Minister rushes forward to grab it)
General: (taking back his glasses) What do you want? If you want it, just say it. How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. You said yes, of course I will give it to you. Obviously, if you want it, I won't give it to you. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ……"
(The Prime Minister has a splitting headache) Ah ...
Emperor: (to himself) This sentence sounds familiar, as if I have heard it somewhere.
Cheng: So it's you-Uncle Shan!
Handsome guy: (change of heart) Yingtai! Is it really you? I thought I was dreaming just now, and I didn't dare to move, for fear of waking up from my dream.
(Liang Zhu music, Bai Cheng looks at each other and makes an emotional appearance)
Will: Oh, my God!
Huang: (wiping tears) It's so touching. I haven't seen such a touching scene since I saw the story of jacket and shredded pork!
General: (handing the towel to the emperor) Emperor, don't make people laugh. That's Liang Zhu.
(to the audience)
Last time I passed Dahua Cinema, he dragged us to see it and cried himself ... Alas, our emperor is too sentimental. ...
General: Prime Minister, this is ...?
Cheng: Sambo and I are college classmates. ...
Handsome guy: Yingtai was the PE Committee member in the class at that time, and I was the representative of English class. ...
Handsome guy: He takes me home every night.
Premier: He calls me every night. We always like to take a walk in the Woods at night. ...
General: I see. The prime minister likes to sing:
I am lingering with you, flying over the world of mortals forever!
Cheng: Hum your head, the avalanche! (Hit him far with one hand)
General: Since we are acquaintances, then ... Ah, no, Prime Minister, you are not human. That handsome guy ...
Emperor: General, this is your fault. People are born of mothers, and demons are born of mothers. Being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. Handsome, what's your mother's name?
(The handsome guy vomits in pain, turns his head, gives off, and turns his face. )
Emperor: (Shouting, backward) Please escort, monster!
Cheng: (in a dilemma) Uncle Shan, since you are the prime minister, don't always embarrass me. ...
Handsome guy: (singing) "Wowotou in hand, tears can't stop flowing downwards, since I left you-"(everyone vomited wildly)
Five hundred years, five hundred years, Yingtai, do you really miss me at all?
Cheng: Times have changed. I'm not who I used to be. Your old boat ticket can't get on my old boat. Why should you? ...
General: since ancient times, feelings have been idle, but this endless sadness has continued ... handsome boy, in fact, I am in the same boat with you. ...
Cheng: Shut up! Go, go, go away!
Emperor: Prime Minister, this is your fault. This handsome guy is so infatuated, but you are so heartless and don't understand the amorous feelings. Oh, my God, Earth, my God! (The general continues to pass the towel to the emperor)
Handsome guy: Yingtai, I didn't come to see your emperor this time. I just want to tell you that there is another person in this world who will miss you forever. Since you are bent on moving closer to the organization and pursuing progress, I can't stop it. I'm ... I have to go.
(Take a few steps and turn around quickly)
(Singing) Please be happier than me.
(Go, turn around)
If you need anything, call me.
(Go, turn around)
Motorola pager, sending messages anytime, anywhere. ...
(below)
(singing: keep my sadness to myself ... four people are relatively speechless ...)
Emperor: (hands folded) Life is precious, but love is more expensive. If you are free, you can throw them both! Prime minister! I think you’ve put your finger on it. Amitabha ... Now, let's go! (snapping your fingers)
(End)