Fatty and I were introduced. After we chatted on qq for three days, Fatty called me for the first time. The call time is two hours, 35 minutes and 32 seconds (this is the data I found from the fat space). We talked a lot, from the universe to rice noodles, from Beijing to masks. I only remember that he said, "You stupid router, you can't surf the Internet every time, which costs me my phone bill." Until now, whenever my net doesn't work, he screams like a bear. I'm used to him and my net.
The first time we met was in Baoding, the imperial capital. Yes, he is really fat. I rolled up the fat man's arm like lightning, so that the fat man often humiliated me with it later. Without reservation, I have never seen such a "thick-skinned" woman. I always answer him: "No matter how thick the skin is, it is not as thick as your meat." In this way, we visited all the shopping centers in Baoding. How many clothes did you say I bought?
At the sincere invitation of the fat man, I spent 23.5 yuan to go to the capital Beijing. He didn't come until he waited for him for half an hour on the No.7 subway. Later, I always wondered why he was always late. Is it because fat people walk slowly? Oh, I don't know. I still remember clearly that the fat man was wearing a suit that day, and the man in the suit was so handsome. For example, Wallace Huo, for example, Hugh, for example, Lee MinHo, for example, Fatty. That fat man should really thank that black suit.
That time I visited his 10 square meter cabin, which was clean and tidy. Everything is in the right place. He made this 10 square meter look like 100 square meter. Although the sparrow is small, it has all aspects. I am glad that this man must be an expert in housework, and I can be a leader and conductor in the future … haha. Fat man took me to the rice noodle shop where he talked about it eight times a day as promised. We ordered the set meal of 15 yuan, and I also added my favorite mushroom. That rice noodle soup is the best rice noodle soup I have ever tasted in my life. The fat man said I was an alien. I don't like rice noodles, but I like soup. From then on, the fat man often took me to have soup, and at the same time he also learned another dish-mushroom rape.
Speaking of which, I know why fat people are getting fatter and fatter. Because he is good at cooking. That tastes as good as my mother's. So every time I go to Beijing, I go to improve the food. Every time I cook a meal, he always asks me to eat in a basin, while he uses a bowl. So he always said, "My wife can eat more than me, using a pot." I will reply to him viciously: "I use a pot, and my weight is less than 100 kg." Unlike some people, drinking water will make me fat. " He will only make a gesture of hitting me and then put down his huge paws. I think my stomach should thank Beijing.
I should also thank Beijing for my hair. I don't know if you have this feeling, it is a great enjoyment to let others blow-dry your hair. Every time I go to Beijing, I also enjoy the VIP treatment brought by the fat man-blow drying my hair. He dried my hair first and combed it like a professional barber. Then he used his old blowing plane to blow a warm tornado over my head at 360 degrees without dead ends. When the wind passes, comb it again. At this moment, he screamed: Daughter-in-law, look at these hairs on the ground. I will reply to him, "I am covered in skin and influenced by my parents." It's your pleasure to let you play! He will raise two black eyes and leave me a white seam. The eyes are so small, but they are still turning.
? Fat man is a person who is not good at expressing himself. I tried to remember, but it seems that he never said anything like "I love you". But I, a "thick-skinned" girl, say something disgusting to him every day (please fill my brain automatically). Then he will calmly say that he knows. Hey, why did you find such a bear male ticket? But, fatty, I want to eat mushrooms and rape all my life. Fat people are actually not fat, just have a belly and a little chest.
I am 25 years old, thanks for meeting a fat man.