Who has a funny sketch script suitable for high school students (more than 8 people)! ! Urgent! ! ! ! (I won the lottery, go home and offer a reward! ! thank you ! )

Scene 1:

Scene: The hero, groom, bride and maid of honor come on stage and hand in rings. Just as they were about to put it on, the diamond king rushed to the stage, took out the crystal diamond and offered to take the bride away.

Music: Dream Wedding

Lines:

Bridesmaid: The bride and groom exchange rings.

San Xiao: Stop it, I object.

Bride: Hey, isn't this the legendary diamond Wang Sanman?

Groom: What are you going to do?

San Xiao: Stay calm.

San Xiao: Honey, I want you to laugh in the BMW. I don't want you to cry on the tractor. Xiaoli, marry me.

Bride: God, Grandpa, I feel dizzy. . . .

Groom: no, no.

Bride: I am dizzy. I will marry you. . .

Groom: Oh, no. .

Scene 2:

Scene: When he got lost, the hero met a girl and left her wallet. The girl ran after him and returned it. Affectionate, enlighten heroes. . . .

Music:

Lines:

Hero: Alas, failure is the mother of success. . But I already have many mothers. ..

Suddenly a deer hit my chest. I think she likes me.

Girl: Are you kidding, sir? Are you going to wait or not? I can't even look at my wallet.

Hero: Oh? thank you

Girl: What's the matter? Say what's unhappy and let's be happy.

Hero: Alas, my wife ran away. . . .

Girl: Never hang yourself in a tree. Try to hang yourself several times on several surrounding trees. ....

Hero: Oh, I see. I hung Shen on some trees.

Scene 3:

Music:

Scene: The waiter delivers coffee, and the hero is sitting at the bar drinking coffee, while sending personals, and gay people strike up a conversation. . . The hero quietly left. .

Line: Don't come if you want to find a handsome guy. Guys like Andy Lau and Jacky Cheung don't propose. If you want to find the god of wealth, don't see him. Master's degree or above, not to mention. Just find someone stylish and conservative. It will be more reliable if it is long. Tell me about me. None of the three turtles who came back from overseas has a company, a luxury car or a stock, which is beneficial and harmless to society.

The hero: the left eye jumps over the peach blossom and the right eye jumps over the chrysanthemum.

Guy: May I sit here?

Actor: Are you mistaken for someone else?

Comrade: I am Jianguo, the founder of the Urban Construction Company. Have I changed that much? You don't even recognize it.

Actor: I remember you had a single eyelid. How did you become double eyelids?

Guy: It's made in Korea. How's it going?

Hero: What a coincidence to meet you here.

Gay: What a coincidence! People want to see you. Your advertisement didn't say that men are not allowed to talk. People always treat you like a big brother.

Actor: You're kidding me, aren't you? Why are you looking for a man?

Gay: I remember when I was a child, we swam together. I, uh, got a cramp in my leg, but you saved me. At that time, you held me and felt beautiful in your heart.

. . . Hey, hey, where is he? Don't go.

Scene 4:

Scene: The hero and the blind date meet on the 2nd.

Music:

Lines:

Actor: What was your impression of me when we first met?

Second: it's almost what I thought. Actually, I don't pay attention to appearance. I like people's hearts and want to find a kind and filial person.

Actor: You are really fashionable in appearance and conservative in heart. Very rare. . .

Are your parents still there?

Hero: The old man died a few years ago, and his old mother is still there.

How old is your mother?

Actor: Over seventy.

Where is your father buried?

Hero: At Babaoshan Crematorium.

Second: huh? If you are filial, find a blessed land for your old man and pay attention to burial.

Actor: You don't have to worry about that. I won't treat them badly. If it succeeds, I can help you get it done in advance.

No.2: Hey, no one has died since ancient times. Everyone has to die sooner or later. You see, this is actually an investment. As long as you spend 30 thousand yuan, you can buy a royal cemetery, that is, a plane ticket to the United States, and if your mother goes, you can buy two yuan. You can change hands next year and earn another 60 thousand. Now we can give you a 10% discount.

Actor: I think I'd better forget it.

Second place:. I can give you 20% discount.

Hero: Don't follow me, follow me again, and I'll write your name on the tablet.

No.2: Hey, I've never seen such a heartless person. It is the duty of every citizen to despise you.

Scene 5:

Scene: The hero is shopping in the supermarket and meets the girl he likes. It was love at first sight.

Music: I love you in my heart.

Lines:

Hero: Today is Tuesday. What is the discount?

Cashier: Gum.

Hero: I don't like chewing candy, and I can't swallow it.

Cashier: Do you have a membership card? You can get a 30% discount.