Don't ask me if I ate Yuanxiao? Did you eat a Christmas tree last Christmas?
Next year's New Year's Day, Spring Festival, Valentine's Day and Lantern Festival, if you don't know my address, please contact me.
4. Tangyuan said: I didn't open my mouth to keep you in my heart forever. Water said: I keep flowing, just to hug you forever. The pot said, I'm so fucking familiar and poor.
5. Never feel ugly. I felt ugly when I was a child, but now I know it will only get uglier in the future.
6. Didn't you get a gift for the New Year? Don't be sad, don't be sad, because there will be Spring Festival, Lantern Festival and Valentine's Day ... You will get used to it.
Seven. Someone posted a picture: there is one in the bowl.
Six glutinous rice balls, which read: rich, happy, successful, satisfied, healthy and happy. It's a pity that such a good thing is ruined.
Eight. After being single for a long time, I saw two connected Yuanxiao and wanted to separate them with a shovel.
After the Lantern Festival, the year is completely over. I'm really tired, and I can finally have a rest at work. 10. Last night, I won the lottery.
50 million. I happily ran to tell my wife that I can give you a good life. I ran too fast, I woke up!
1 1. Lantern Festival. Just now, the Kongming Lantern was placed in the city square, and it took off like the stars in the sky. It's spectacular. I'm my brother. I looked up and found a particularly bright Kongming lantern floating in the air, so I casually said, What is that Kongming lantern? Why is it so bright? A passerby said. That's the moon.
12. After so many years of evolution and improvement, there is no difference between "shake" and "package" in the practice of jiaozi in Lantern Festival, and statistics show that it is all bought!
Thirteen. Tired and relaxed after the exam, I played games in the dark and lost all night, making my heart even more tired.
Fourteen. My classmates used to laugh at me: fat ass! How ugly! I decided to lose weight, and I succeeded in losing weight for half a year.
20 Jin … Now I look at myself in the mirror with mixed feelings … The reason why I made up my mind to lose weight is to prove to my classmates that I am ugly, not because I am fat.
15. Xiao Li insisted on sending love messages to the goddess every day, and finally waited for her reply: TD.
16. My cousin who came home for the New Year was "forced to get married" by the whole family and vowed to say the first month.
Promise to bring your girlfriend back. At the end of the dinner, everyone got together to see my cousin's girlfriend. As a result, my cousin rushed into the yard with a bow and shouted at the moon, "Chang 'e, come down and eat Yuanxiao!" "
17. I have a friend who is very pushy. To what extent? The box lunch bought at the convenience store needs to be scraped with a knife to remove the plastic film outside. Until yesterday, he finally opened the lunch box with a knife.