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Network slang motto
When heaven was full and hell was closed, Jesus left me on the ground. The following is a selection of online slang aphorisms that I have collected. Welcome to read the reference. I hope you like it!

If you are sick, you can cure. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet!

You are not a traffic policeman in my mind, and you have no right to interfere in my direction.

You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

Go ahead and don't screw it up, okay? Youth? Those two words, you are already in beginning of autumn!

I kept looking at that handsome guy until I saw my hands were sore. Put down the mirror!

Every foodie is a messenger of justice because they dare to ask? Hungry troops? Challenge.

This year, isn't it a lot? Phobia? I am embarrassed to say that I am a young man of literature and art.

One of the scariest things in the world is to watch horror movies with people who are afraid of watching them.

The goal of the ancients: cultivate one's morality, govern the country and level the world; My goal: slim down, get married, go abroad and eat all over the world!

In fact, being sick is nothing to be afraid of. How do you know you're normal if you've never been sick?

Want China to catch up with world-class football in 10 years? Simple, the college entrance examination adds a content: football!

For a long time, I have been living the life of a first-tier city and a third-tier city with the heart of a second-tier city.

A friend of the advertising company said that outdoor billboards in Beijing are becoming more and more difficult to sell, and customers say that the smog is too heavy to see clearly.

Advantages, others know, it doesn't matter if you know or not; It's good to know your own shortcomings, but it doesn't matter if others know or not.

A girl whose weight was challenged cried and said that she dreamed of a palace fight, and she and a dozen other concubines were executed by the Queen Mother. The queen mother gave someone two feet of white silk, looked at it and gave her four feet?

Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

Why is there more nonsense than advertisements?

Such a good time, but you use it to gain weight.

I can't find you in Baidu, so I have to go to sogou!

Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, which is true.

I heard that you are rich, and you still recognize Jiro as your master.

Not only talented, but also fat.

People are iron, rice is steel, and people who lose weight are? No smell of steel? !

If I can't cure your heart disease, my veterinary certificate will be a white-collar worker.