The world is so big, where can I go without money? To buy a globe, you should not only have a look, but also look around.
3. Accompany my husband to the hospital for physical examination. The doctor told him: Pay more attention in the future and don't be too tired. He asked the doctor gloomily, can't you wash dishes and mop the floor and do housework in the future? So what can I do?
4. You add me, don't chat with me, don't praise me, and don't hook up with me. Are you looking for opportunities to plot against me?
Your parents urge you to get married early, because they know your true level very well. Even if you don't get married, you can't mix anything.
6. I went from nothing to assets of over 100 million, from family property to luxury cars and villas. I didn't rely on others, I came up with it myself, bit by bit!
7. Starting from this month, I must work hard, go to bed early and get up early, and don't play mobile phones! If not, send it again next month!
8. In the synchronized diving in China, the daughter-in-law and mother-in-law should be the best pair of partners, because they have been diving at the same time for decades.
9. I was a dog in my last life, otherwise I wouldn't be poor, ugly, busy, tired, fat, short, crying and frozen.
10. I finally understand why China people choose a good day to get married, because there may be no good day after marriage!
1 1. Someone asked me how to live alone in this materialistic society, and my answer was "poor".
12. I like wasting money very much, but I have no money, so I can only choose to waste time, because time is money. A waste of time is procrastination. You see, I'm procrastinating on the surface, but I'm actually showing off my wealth.
13. If you find that no friends have invited you to dinner recently, you should think about whether all these friends have invited you. It's time to change friends.
14. Three tragedies of the dinner party: the person to be invited didn't come, and the person who came has nothing to do with you, leaving you awake when you check out.
15. It is said that children are pearls left behind, and mothers are angels sent by God to protect children. And I am the top that God dropped, and my mother likes to pull the top.
16. Others fall in love by looks, routines and money. And I'm much simpler, just turning a blind eye to each other.
17. I really envy you ugly people. If you are lovelorn, you can at least say "Who made me ugly" to comfort yourself.
18. My wife suddenly asked me, "Have you forgotten what day it is today?" I really couldn't think of it, so I quickly sent 200 red envelopes and said calmly, "How can I forget such an important day?" The wife received a red envelope and replied, "Happy 200th anniversary of being cheated!"
19. When a man wants to jump off a building, his wife shouts: Honey, don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go! Hearing this, the man swooped down. The policeman said, you really shouldn't threaten him like this!
Baldness really shouldn't laugh at baldness, because most baldness is active baldness, and almost all baldness is passive baldness.
2 1. The woman went to the temple to ask for a visa and asked the master, "How much is the cancellation of the contract?" Master: "We monks don't talk about money, only about fate." Woman: "What fate?" Master: "100 yuan!" .
I used to think that being poor for three generations meant being poor for three generations and never being poor again. When I grow up, I know that the third generation is too poor to even marry a wife, so there will be no fourth generation.
23. Student: "Teacher, what you teach is useless." Teacher: "I forbid you to say that about yourself."
24. I just went to the barber shop for a haircut. The boss asked me how to cut it. I said, "Nice cut!" At this time, an aunt who was baking oil and perming her hair looked at me and said, "Look at you, young man. Don't embarrass the boss. It is not easy for people to make some money. "