2. When traveling for a long time, the coach asked me to finish the test and practice the car, and kept saying "Come on, come on" when going downhill. I muttered in frustration: "How to go down the mountain to refuel?" ? Coach, aren't you afraid of death? "The coach said," I'm not afraid. I'm ready to jump. "

It never occurred to me that I learned to drive so slowly because I couldn't make an appointment for the exam. It's boring to be at home every day!

4. After the taxi, coach: Change it, I can't teach you ~

5. As for the beginning, there is another requirement that "a buddy said he did it because he was nervous: the instrument is all right" before he can get up. The examiner was happy when he heard it: haven't you woken up yet? Allow to get up

6. Thank you for giving me this time. I was very happy when I was in driving school, except waiting for the bus. Thank you for rejecting me, which makes me feel at ease and wishes you happiness.

7. The master once said that someone took a road test: "Report!" "Come on up!

8. I am afraid of being dominated by driving practice every day and feel that I have no enthusiasm for learning to drive.

9. I will take subject two tomorrow. I'm nervous. Go to bed early tonight and come tomorrow.

10. Another person got on the bus and said to the examiner first, "I'm so nervous that I can't even drive when you sit next to me." The examiner gave him a white look: "Don't be nervous, drive yours well." Then the man began to say to himself, "In fact, I also know that there is no need to be nervous, but I can't control myself. Just now, I asked the students who just came down if there was any way not to be nervous. They told me: Don't think about anything when you get on the bus, just think that you are alone in the car now, or sitting next to a dog ... "The examiner fainted again ~ ~ ~

1 1. Change lanes to the right and turn on the left turn signal. The coach said to me, "Why, confuse the enemy behind?"

12. "You must wear a helmet when driving out." "Why?" "I'm afraid people will get off and hit you."

13. For your future safety, it is actually necessary to be scolded while learning to drive. No matter how heavy your mouth is, I will never move. Maybe I can take this opportunity to exercise my little heart, so that I can make bold moves in society in the future. There are friends who have never learned to drive. When you meet such a coach, you will follow!

14. It seems that you should learn to drive well after all. There is no one to rely on except yourself.

15. The girl who just got on the bus for the road test was so nervous that she handed the bank card to the examiner as an ID card. The examiner was silent: where is the password?

16. I passed the second exam three times and sent away three groups of students.

17. My colleague learned to walk on the road the other day, and the coach told her to step on the gas pedal. She fished for a long time without stepping on it. She blurted out:

18. "Why are you driving so fast? I want to see MM on the roadside. No wonder I can't find a wife ... Are you raising fish in your mind again? "

19. If you like this steering wheel, you can take it with you when you leave later.

20. One day, the coach was carried away by anger and said a very violent sentence: "Step on the handbrake!"

2 1. It's not your fault that it doesn't work well, but our coach is worthless.

22. "Coach, I'm so nervous!" "What are you nervous about? It is pedestrians who should be nervous! "

23. Before the road test, I carefully reviewed all the procedures for fear of missing anything: report when getting on the bus, check the rearview mirror and instrument, observe the left and right road conditions when changing lanes, honk the horn when crossing the station and intersection, and observe that the traffic in the rear does not exceed 12 seconds ... I got on the bus with confidence, pretended to touch the rearview mirror, turned on the left turn signal, honked the horn, started the engine and put into gear. Oh, my God, I forgot to fasten my seat belt!

24. People who are not nervous about having children are nervous about taking subject 2, and the logic is broken.

25. Can I start school or not? I have a strong desire to learn driving these days.

26. Step on the gas! It's in gear! Did you hit the clutch? Where are the brakes? Can't you see it's about to hit! Brake gently! Catch up and wait for food! Turn on the turn signal! Turn off the steering wheel! Go down like a fool!

27. It's so hard to practice driving. Why learn to be a driving instructor? This is my fault.

28. I tried to reverse my car before taking the second exam, but I succeeded once, and the width on both sides was the same.

29. Coach: Why are you tugging at the steering wheel? Do you want to take it home?

Driving school, driving practice, circle of friends, copywriting, humorous collection, 30 articles

The circle of friends practices the copywriting humor of driving school (I) 1. I just got my driver's license today Coach: Don't drive if you can. ......

I suggest you learn a racing driver's license in the future! You are not fit to drive such an ordinary car!

I don't know if I'm driving correctly, so I always turn to look at the coach sitting in the co-pilot seat, and the coach begins to read again: "Look ahead! Look ahead! ! Look ahead! ! ! Although I am handsome, I don't have to stare at me all the time! ! ! "

Get on the bus and get ready. It's just beginning. Coach: Come on. Student: OK, thank you, coach. Coach: I told you to step on the gas!

5. I once heard the coach training students: "You can't learn like this. Understand it yourself!" I'm still meditating. Me!

6. I practiced piling again, and suddenly I heard the coach say, "Where are you going?" My heart tightened, so I rushed in the opposite direction to play. I heard the coach say, "Where are you going to play?" ! "I'm nervous again, turn it off, depressed. Looking back, the coach is training students in another car.

7. Learning to drive is too difficult. I'm going to be scolded to death. I'm so poor, so timid, so cowardly.

8. I used to think that I didn't learn to drive, but I know I don't know if I am left or right.

9. When you are on the road, say, "You drive and I sleep." When dumping the pile, he said, "You pour it, I'll pee."

10. "When you get your license and buy a car, be sure to drive to the training ground and let me have a look, so that I can remember you. When I meet you driving on the road in the future, I can hide! "

1 1. I got up at 5: 30 to get a driver's license. It's really tangled.

12. If people are too nervous, they don't know what they are talking about. Last time, a student took a road test in our driving school. After getting on the bus, everything was ready, but the car just wouldn't start. The examiner asked, are you ready? The student said he was ready, and the examiner asked, why don't you start the car and go? The student said, report to the dog officer, there is an examiner in front of the car!

13. My coach said he wouldn't go out if he got the pass. Tell him on the way.

14. The coach said that you should learn to fly in the last class after learning your driver's license. It's great to be able to fly so soon.

15. I still don't know how the S-bend came about. ...

Practice writing humor in driving school in the circle of friends (part two) 16. On a long trip, the coach asked me to finish my test drive and kept saying "Come on, come on" when I went downhill. I muttered in frustration: "How to go down the mountain to refuel?" ? Coach, aren't you afraid of death? "The coach said," I'm not afraid. I'm ready to jump. "

17. Coach: See the man in front? Hit him! Me: I dare not. Coach: Don't be afraid to step on the brakes!

18. I have to come here! I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or something, and I'm inexplicably afraid to drive. My parents have been urging me to practice driving recently. I'm so annoyed.

19. Once my coach was so angry that he just shouted "Step on the handbrake!"

20. The green light starts slowly. The coach says, What's the matter? Can't you choose your favorite color?

2 1. My classmate was very nervous during the mm road test and kept saying, "Fasten your seat belt!" ! ! ! "Then I put my seat belt in the hole of the co-pilot ~ The examiner asked her," Aren't you scared? "

22. Coach: The steering wheel is dead, dead. Me: How can I kill myself?

23. I'm a little nervous because I'm going to take subject two tomorrow. I hope we can have one. But I haven't won my first victory yet.

24. The story of our driving school, the road test, the examiner said: turn left around the island in front, the students said: I understand turning left around the island in front, and when I turn around, the examiner said, get off, it's unqualified, but the students don't understand. Can you let me die? The examiner said in a daze: you count how many times you turned before you turned around ~ ~

25. Put it in gear! ! ! ! Brake! ! ! ! It's off again ! You can't step on the assembly! ! ! ! Turn on the turn signal! ! ! ! What's with the headlights ! ! ! You! ! ! !

26. I failed the subject 2 exam twice. I want to give up because I am studying driving in other places. Please give me an advantage of not being able to drive.

27. I will take subject two tomorrow. I'm nervous. Go to bed early tonight and come tomorrow.

28. The coach said he couldn't learn how I drive when I was drunk.

29. People who are not nervous about having children are nervous about taking subject 2, and the logic is broken.

30. I am learning to drive again. I am confident that my life span is 200 years, and I will be a water hammer with a distance of 3,000 li.

Practice driving, the sun is shining, humorous and funny, say 30 sentences.

1. I heard my uncle tell a joke about the car test (years ago): At that time, everyone tried their best to please the examiner and used all bt tricks. One got on the bus, didn't light the fire first, and smirked at the examiner around him. The examiner smiled and asked him what he was smirking about. He said: I think you look like my uncle ... the examiner is unconscious.

It seems that it is better to learn to drive after all. There is no one to rely on, only yourself.

3. Every word here is typed with tears in the name of the freshman newspaper and the certificate he got after graduating from senior year.

I just got my driver's license today, and the coach told me earnestly: Can you try not to drive in the future?

5. People who are not nervous about having children are nervous about taking one subject and two, so the logic is broken.

6. Is the steering wheel your object? Hold it tightly. ......

7. The coach said that after learning your driver's license, you will go to the last class to learn how to fly a plane, so there will be only heaven soon.

8. I have to come here I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or something, and I'm inexplicably afraid to drive. My parents have been urging me to practice driving recently. I'm so annoyed.

9. I'm a little nervous because I'm going to take subject two tomorrow. I hope we can have one. But I haven't won my first victory yet.

10. Master, did I pour it in? Master:

1 1. Downhill is a little nervous. The steering wheel began to draw dragons. Coach: Do you want to practice calligraphy with my car?

12. About the beginning, some people also asked to get up: "A buddy said that he did it because he was nervous: the instrument was all right." The examiner was happy when he heard it: haven't you woken up yet? Allow to get up

13. People's mood will really fall to the bottom because they want to learn to drive. I realized that.

14. Change it. I can't teach you.

15. I suggest you learn a racing driver's license in the future! You are not fit to drive such an ordinary car!

16. My classmate was very nervous during the mm road test and kept saying, "Fasten your seat belt!" ! ! ! "Then I put my seat belt in the hole of the co-pilot ~ The examiner asked her," Aren't you scared? "

17. On the first day I went to learn to drive, a beautiful car was backed into the warehouse and scraped for someone else's driving school.

18. It is not necessarily the boss who draws Chinese, but the driving school coach.

19. Are you trying to kick me out by stepping on the brakes like this?

20. Coach: The steering wheel is dead, dead. Me: How can I kill myself?

2 1. The coach often says, "It's a good thing I don't have a heart attack, otherwise ..."

22. Coach: See the man in front? Hit him! Me: I dare not. Coach: Don't be afraid to step on the brakes!

23. Others step on clutch, and I step on joys and sorrows.

24. When I learned to drive, I used an old pickup truck. A person in our group is a chef in our school. He has great strength. Once when parking on the ramp, the coach said: You pull the brake hard, you pull hard, you pull hard. . . . As a result, the chef pulled the handbrake hard.

25. I saw a car on the road in the morning, and a sign was posted on the back of the car, marking a sentence: driving school is removed, self-study.

26. I am very happy to talk to you for so long today. Let's call it a day. I feel broken. I found that many friends will have exams tomorrow. I hope you can help.

27. "Sorry, coach, I stopped awry again." No way, the road is crooked!

28. Remember to tell people not to install speakers for you when buying a car. Anyway, you rely on yelling.

29. To tell the truth, one of my students felt the dark side for the first time while taking the driver's license test.

Self-portrait of copywriting in a circle of friends practicing driving on a hot day.

Self-portrait in a circle of friends practicing driving on a hot day. Say a 1 first. Change it. I can't teach you.

You can't even play the steering wheel well. What are your hands for?

In this way, 100 points.

On the first day of learning to drive, a beautiful reversing car scraped her car for someone else's driving school.

It seems that you have to learn to drive well after all. No one can rely on you, but you can only rely on yourself.

I suggest you learn a racing driver's license in the future! You are not fit to drive such an ordinary car!

7. If the red light and the green light don't go, is there no color you like?

8. When will your period come? No, I have to take the second exam today. My mother is crazy about so many koi fish. Is this an unexpected good thing?

9. The third section wants to keep driving at the red light. The coach asked me if the law was not binding on me.

10. The green light starts slowly. Coach, what's wrong? Can't you choose your favorite color?

1 1. Downhill is a little nervous. The steering wheel began to draw dragons. Coach: Do you want to practice calligraphy with my car?

12. The exam is almost over, and the examiner said, "Stop in front." Unexpectedly, there is a fire hydrant in front. The student was shocked and replied, "Report a fire hydrant. You can't stop in front. "

13. In order to get a driver's license, I got up at 5: 30, which was really tangled.

14. I used a Chery Yun Qi car when I was practicing dumping garbage. I think it's fun to honk the horn, and I will secretly honk the horn switch when the coach is away. Pu Sang changed while practicing pentathlon. I never remember using the horn. One day, while driving, I suddenly met someone in front. The coach said, "honk the horn!" "I hurried to find the horn button, but I couldn't find it. I had to ask the coach, "Where is the horn switch? "The coach was furious:" You can't see such a big change? "Originally, Pu Sang in the middle of the steering wheel is a big switch!

15. In summer, anonymous will take a road test. She kept looking down at the gear nervously and the examiner stopped her. This woman is more nervous. She looked up at the front, reached for the gear and accidentally touched the examiner's thigh! The examiner said with a straight face, "I won't buy that!"

Practice driving and take selfies in a circle of friends on a hot day. Part II 16. I once heard the coach next to me training students: "You can't learn this, learn it yourself!" I'm still meditating. Me!

17. Get on the bus and get ready. It's just beginning. Coach: Come on. Student: OK, thank you, coach. Coach: I told you to step on the gas!

18. My brother has many difficulties in learning to ride a bike. I seemed to understand the coach's mood when I was learning to drive.

19. The fear that is dominated by driving practice every day feels that there is no enthusiasm for learning to drive.

20. On the way, I gave a tip in a roadside shop. Master showed my brother how much oil was left when he came out. Brother unscrewed the fuel tank cap and looked in, but could see nothing. My buddy took out a lighter and got it done. Fortunately, the master reacted quickly and kicked his brother to the ground. Otherwise, there wouldn't be such a story, and it's all over.

2 1. You go to driving school and you ask me to pray for you.

22. Dare not learn, for fear of being scolded by the coach.

23. Will the brakes burn your feet? Don't step on it!

24. The four subjects are all one-off and have no right to speak.

Remember to tell people not to honk your horn when buying a car. Anyway, you rely on yelling.

26. My colleague learned to walk on the road the other day, and the coach told her to step on the gas pedal. She fished for a long time without stepping on it. She blurted out:

27. Change lanes to the right and turn into a left turn signal. The coach said to me, "Why, confuse the enemy behind?"

28. You drove my Volkswagen out of the sound of a sports car!

29. "When you get your license and buy a car, you must drive to the training ground and let me have a look, so that I can remember you well. When I meet you driving on the road in the future, I can hide! "

30. When I learned to drive, I used an old pickup truck. A person in our group is a chef in our school. He has great strength. Once when parking on the ramp, the coach said: You pull the brake hard, you pull hard, you pull hard. . . . As a result, the chef pulled the handbrake hard.