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Crayon Shinchan classic funny dialogue
Teacher: What will tadpoles become when they grow up?

Xiao Xin: Pan.

Meiya: Xiao Xin, you turned on the TV again.

Xiao Xin: I don't want to watch TV.

Meiya: Then what are you doing?

Xiao Xin: I'm checking whether the TV program in the newspaper is printed wrong. Xiao Xin: Do you sell soy sauce?

Fish shop owner: No.

Xiao Xin: Do you sell mustard?

Fish shop owner: No.

Xiao Xin: You dare to open a shop without anything.

Xiao Xin: Sister, why do you study so hard?

Sister: It's all because of you.

Xiao Xin: Me?

Sister: Yes, someone in our family must be promising! Meiya: You have to go home as soon as the summer cram school is over. Why don't you listen? I hate people who don't come home on time.

Xiao Xin: Why are you so angry? I'm not angry that you didn't go home to cook immediately after work!

Meiya: I thought you were doing your homework, but you were playing video games.

Xiao Xin: It's not my fault.

Meiya: Is it my fault?

Xiao Xin: That's right. You walk so quietly. Meiya: Xiao Xin, have you learned 10 times this semester?

Xiao Xin: No, I only found it once.

Meiya: Then why can't you find ten honor cards without money?

Xiao Xin: I changed the 100 yuan I found into 10 copper coins. Xiao Xin: Teacher, I want to go to the toilet.

Teacher: No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now

Xiao Xin: Time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet! Sister: Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever met.

Xiao Xin: I'm flattered. How do you know that?

Sister: Anyway, you totally push. Meiya: Look, Xiao Xin, my sister got 100, and you only got 50.

Xiao Xin: I did as you said.

Meiya: What did I say?

Xiao Xin: You said that if only I had half my sister's. Xiao Xin: Meiya, I lost last time, and I won this time.

Meiya: Why did you call twice in a row?

Xiao Xin: Didn't you teach me to stand up where I fell? Teacher: Xiao Xin, please use "dilemma" to make a sentence.

Xiao Xin: I was in a dilemma during the exam.

Teacher: Are you in a dilemma because you can't answer the question?

Xiao Xin: No, left and right students have different answers, which puts me in a dilemma.

Meiya: Xiao Xin, I want you to make up your English, because I hope you don't lose at the starting point.

Xiao Xin: I have already lost at the starting point.

Meiya: What have you lost?

Xiao Xin: Legacy.

Meiya: Don't go to school alone, lest you be blackmailed by bad teenagers.

Xiao Xin: But none of my classmates wants to go with me.

Meiya: Why?

Xiao Kui: They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brothers. Teacher: Xiao Xin, your art works are so good that the school will send you to participate in the city-wide competition tomorrow.

Xiao Xin: No way.

Teacher: Why?

Xiao Xin: My father finished the work. He will go to work tomorrow. Kitten: My mother is a master and my father is a doctor.

Xiao Xin: What's the big deal!

Kitten: Who are your parents?

Xiao Xin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman. Xiao Xin: Meiya, there is a poor Obasan in the park, and I want to help her.

Meiya: Xiao Xin is really considerate. Please give it to her 10 yuan!

Meiya: Hey! Why did you buy sausages?

Xiao Xin: She only sells sausages! Teacher: Xiao Xin, how did you steal your classmate's eraser? Don't you think about your parents when you do such a thing?

Xiao Xin: I just thought about it. So you don't have to spend your parents' money. "

Xiao Kui: Brother, what should we do if some bad teenagers blackmail us?

Xiao Xin: Run after him.

Xiao Kui: Can you beat them?

Xiao Xin: I just need to beat you. (Wow, haha, Xiao Xin is really a smelly boy ~ ~) Xiao Xin: Meiya, you said you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway, right?

Meiya: That's right.

Xiao Xin: Today is the last chapter in this series. You can't stop me from watching it. Meiya: It's good to be able to swim.

Xiao Xin: Meiya, you are becoming more and more like a fish.

Meiya: You mean like a mermaid?

Xiao Xin: No, you have more and more crow's feet.

Xiao Xin: My father has nowhere to go at night, so he can only stare at me doing my homework at home. Meiya: My parents are busy tonight and will be back very late.

Xiao Xin: That will be very tiring!

Meiya: Why?

Xiao Xin: I'll get tired of watching TV.