2. I think the square dance aunt should hold an electric mosquito swatter and harm people while exercising.
Try to keep fit when you have time. You can't be single and fat.
My son asked me what it was like to get married. I took his iPod, deleted all the songs except one, and set it to play indefinitely until the battery died.
Remember, dear, the good-looking one is coquetry, and the ugly one is wild!
I hurt my wrist. The doctor just put a thick bandage on it. My wife looked at the doctor nervously: "doctor, this, this doesn't affect his washing dishes, does it?"
7. What do you mean by Xiu En 'ai's quick death? That is, girls sleep on boys' shoulders every day. Finally, the boy got scapulohumeral periarthritis and the girl got cervical spondylosis and died.
Eight. Ugliness is the best self-defense, and ugly people are safe all their lives.
9. The speed of spending money after leaving my job suddenly made me understand that going to work is not to make money, but to attend classes without spending money.
Be caring and attentive, it is better to make a lot of money.
1 1. I feel sleepy all day. Life is hard, personality is unsociable, and people seem to be very popular. Are you talking about people like me who are in trouble?
12. Relax. Although there is no overtime pay for overtime work, there is no overtime pay for those who do not work overtime!
Thirteen. After dinner, dad took the initiative to wash the dishes. My mother said to me, "Don't ask, your father will definitely play cards today." After washing the bowl, my father brought another plate of fruit. My mother said, "How much did you lose?"
What kind of man do you like? I like men who are radiant when they smile. Do you mean Tathagata?
15. Q: Why are slippers not allowed in the library? God replied: in case you turn over the book and lick your fingers to see your feet.
16. Husky is just too obedient. If they pee in bed and bite the sofa and floor, don't get angry and don't insult them. They are just so lonely that no one plays with them. We should prepare some things very patiently, such as onion, ginger, garlic, salt, yellow wine, soy sauce and pressure cooker.
Seventeen. After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I can persist in is to charge my mobile phone every day.
Eighteen. Woman: "Why don't you have a girlfriend when we broke up?" Man: "After breaking up with you, I have met many women, some like your eyes, some like your eyebrows, and some like your lips. Unfortunately, they are not as blind as you. "
19. The teacher is really strange. On the one hand, he teaches us to "do good without leaving a name", on the other hand, he often asks "Who did this?" I just saw a good idea: to be a spare tire for the goddess. You will always be a spare tire; But if you give ten goddesses a spare tire, the goddess is your spare tire!
Twenty one. I play mobile phone late at night, and besides being sentimental, I have to be hit in the face by my mobile phone.
22. I am so cold that I want to bow my head unless there is money underground.
23. Please don't send me a mass message. As soon as my mobile phone rings, I feel it is my love.
24. My girlfriend and I have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung.
25. Good women spoil men's appetite; Bad women keep men's appetite.
26. Your family is really poor. I said I would go to your house for dinner, but you said no way.
Twenty-seven I can meet you at the best age. I just want to say, "I'm unlucky."
Twenty-eight You were supposed to be a bag in your last life. I think you can hold it. You must be able to knit a sweater. I think you can knit very well.
Twenty-nine In the big night, I can also see many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food on the street, and suddenly feel very inspirational. I have no reason not to eat when others are still eating so late.
30. In junior high school, my little girlfriend and I both wore braces and secretly kissed after class. The braces hooked up. I don't know how we got to the teacher's office. ...