2. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."
You didn't stay up all night, so what did you stay up all night, Ollie?
It's very hot at 36 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.
5. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, ask Cai Yuan for compensation.
6. Who doesn't like easy-to-get love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?
7. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.
8. If you won't kiss me, what will you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?
9. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?
10. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. Let's stop eating meat.
1 1. Xiao Wang does not know how to cross the river. Baidu made a mistake and actually crossed the river.
12. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.
13. You haven't even tasted me. What did you taste? Pinru?
14. If you don't even hold my hand, what are you holding? Holding hands with Guanyin?
15. I went to school today, and the teacher asked me where the book was.
16. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't go, don't go, don't go, you hear me? Please don't go.
17.m had a fight with n, and m finally admitted his mistake because m was sorry.
18. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the way. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!
19. One day, the elephant ate ice cream and ate a lot. The more he eats, the more he wants to throw up. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."
20. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.
A homophonic sentence (2)1. In my study, I know how to put myself in others' shoes, but my deskmate disagrees.
22. One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"
23. Stir-fry chicken and porridge together, and you can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~
24. Yang poisoning, Ouyang Feng detoxification. He said to the little dragon girl: don't look at me, little dragon girl received: green ... grass has become more fragrant to me?
25. The doctor prescribed me pills. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.
26. I accidentally stepped on an ant, and the little ant said with grievance, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.
27. Guo suddenly called the agent of his wife with kidney calculi's disease: Yudong Stone. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?
28. I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "
29. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!
30. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!
3 1. Even I don't like it. Which sponsors do you like?
32. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white snake feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!
33. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...
34. I said to the crow's feet in the corner of my eye: We should fight hard.
35. Before he died, Yu Gong said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".
36. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"
37. Recently, on an island, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.
38. Am I short, short, short or short? Did you hear that? Still love.
39. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he loves to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said that it will keep him safe if he wears it for a long time.
40. You don't even reply to my messages. Do you still sell Sichuan pork?
Homophonic sentence (3) 4 1. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me as ... as you said?"
42. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.
43. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that all frogs have been touching your stomach.
44. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the land father-in-law, "Where is my golden hoop?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."
45. A duckling tried to stand with the duck in front, but he couldn't run. He shouted "Yes, yes, no".
46. "If someone belongs to me, how happy it would be." "Stop it, no one is a fish."
47. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted hard, but I couldn't fall, the dust didn't go, the dust didn't go. Did you hear that? I can't go back.
48. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!
49. The Wulin leader was cornered by him and sat on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for his hand to raise his knife. Instead, he drew his knife back, fell to his knees, and muttered painfully, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said to him huskily, "A bucket of paste ... can post a lot for you to search ..."
50. I understand a truth. If people are ugly, they should read more books. In the past, people said that I was not the material for reading, but I was praising my beauty.
5 1. Both shrimp and mussel got 100 points. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What's so great about you?"
52. You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki
53. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."
54. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".
55. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.
56. Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, but when she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.
57. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.
58. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.
59. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.
60. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"