2. Is there bitter sugar in this world? Yes! Her wedding candy.

3. Sleepy all day, hard life, unsociable, looking very popular, are you talking about a person with difficulties like me?

If only the fat grew on the chest!

When you are in a bad mood, tell yourself while eating: it doesn't matter, I am the fattest.

If I can lose weight by thinking, I may only have my soul left now!

7. Why choose a good day to get married? Because there is no good life after marriage.

I like the appearance of Accord and the performance of Audi, so I brought a Yadea last week.

9. If touched by the screen, the other party can receive10%; Quarrel across the screen, the other party can receive 200%, which is the feeling of long-distance love.

10. Being in love is like driving a car. When the car breaks down halfway, the novice will find someone to cry, and the old driver will put on the spare tire and go on the road.

1 1. My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly answered three words: next time.

12. In this era when making money is easy, I belong to the kind of person who makes money easily.

13. People say that companionship is the longest confession. In fact, being good-looking is companionship, and being ugly is tangled.

14. I thought about the words "especially hard-working", but I only achieved the first four.

15. I ordered shark's fin fried rice, but I couldn't find shark's fin in three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said: My name is shark's fin.

16. If a girl says she is cold, hug her. If you don't agree, you will have a girlfriend.

17. I finally know why I have to turn left and right in military training, because it will get a uniform.

18. Looking at China on the tip of the tongue, I feel that I can't give up an inch of land. Who knows what will grow delicious?

19. In class, someone sent a note. When I saw the content, I really wanted to beat him up. It said: Are you there?

20. treat money like dirt, but everyone is vying to be a scavenger.

2 1. Everyone drinks pure water, so why pretend to be pure?

22. I like the way you look at me and can't get rid of me.

23. In front of the China football team, the Thai team wearing yellow jerseys also had the demeanor of Brazil in a trance.

24. The same is swearing, being beautiful is true temperament, and being ugly is not a tutor.

It is said that people have only two choices: get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

26. Research shows that the order of Chinese characters cannot be read by sound. For example, when you finish reading this sentence, you will find that the words in it are all messed up.

27. If I like you, your temper is called coquetry. If I don't like you, even if you are loyal as a dog, I don't think you will lose your hair!