Xiao Shenyang said ~ Why is this? If love can be canned, I hope its shelf life is ten thousand years! -1 Wear a lot of shirts (whether it is cold or hot, you will hear the weather warning). It is better to have an old barbecued pork than to have you. Will the two-pronged chicken be all right, D. I don't even know how to study without Mr. Chen. Yes, you don't even know, talking about the ghost of Ba Li. ) 4. Mom: I train in the morning, but I train late at night. It's not enough to listen to North Korea and go back to school. Son: Grandma, listen to Sunday? Mom: When the second kind of wild girl sees you, you are the best talker. The TV is not easy to sit and bury, and it's not good for your eyes (mom, it's too late, you have to sit and bury your eyes first). ) I, I am a treacherous and scary girl, teaching bad young friends to cheat children out of pocket money and flirt with good women. When I was young, I often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat. If an idiot can fly, then my company is an airport. All men are created equal, except those who get married. Can we go somewhere for a drink and make friends? Or should I give you my wallet? I think as long as I have some modest qualities, I will be a perfect person. If you need advice or opinions, we will provide them for free; If you need the correct answer, please pay extra. In the past, when the alarm clock rang, I often had the problem of patting it before going back to sleep, but since I put three mousetraps next to the alarm clock, my problem has been eradicated. If Beethoven is the "father of symphony", does it mean that Beethoven's father is the "father of symphony"? I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. Friends call it "confidence". The Association for the Blind sincerely advises you: Never drink and drive. I think I should go to lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed a hundred milliliters of lard. Experiment with two bugs. The one in the whiskey died, which proves that there are no bugs in the stomach when drinking whiskey. My creativity is indescribable, my working ability is indescribable and my writing ability is indescribable. If Bill Gates can get one yuan every time he restarts his computer, he will be rich. Ten years later, the court sentenced the murderer to death for the second time. I pretended to work for my boss, who pretended to pay me. My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I haven't had a chance to interrupt her. Have you heard the story "The big pig said yes, but the little pig said no"? I never watch TV. I just often check whether the TV programs in the newspaper are misprinted. Your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky, the first day; Fifteen points. Why don't you be rational? My uncle is here. Why did you think of going to the zoo to see bears? My eyesight is very poor. For example, see the thumbtacks on the wall over there? You can see it, but I can't. Every day I keep setting a new world record-the number of days I have lived in this world. In the internet world, your girlfriend may be a man and your boyfriend may be a woman, which is very painful, but you have to accept it. Your shooting performance is really poor. If I were you, I would kill myself immediately in case you need to take more bullets. If you want to compete with tigers who can starve to death more, you win. I put the TV remote control on my waist, making it look like I bought a new mobile phone. You are creative, brave and ugly. God's temper is not your intention. Holding five big coins, I read a wandering story of Sanmao. You had a very satisfactory day. You have nothing to do, drink a little wine, and then walk along the country road with a sad hairstyle. You also insisted that your kicking voice sounded like TM Adu. Put a feather duster on your head and a dog skin blanket. It looks like a pencil rod at close range. Shovel, so you also said that your boyfriend is handsome, rich and long, and his urine is forked like a prostate. Treat him quickly. Hip-hop is not cool. This is an attitude. Are you showing off too much or are you not wearing underwear at all? Why do you always feel that you don't take the usual path? Radish flies, where you put imported big apples. Supplement: 1. Anyway. Me. Like three. Depression 4. I think, I think ... 5. You are really a "2". 6. God, it's over. 7. We are not things, but people. 8. Being depressed by 2 dicks (Diao), 3 urine (Sui), 5 cuts and 6 cuts. . . Gross. . . Get out. . . Shit, I'm drunk again. I am not ugly! Wow, I'm impressed with Jacky. No way! ! ! ! Great FB Xiao Qiang, damn it! Dizziness. . . Fuck, it's so decadent. Maybe ...&; Very xx ... damn it! ! Pretend to be B Ms 2b. Fuck Bala ... make a formation, without help! ! (Cantonese) * * *! Sweat grass "Are you kidding?" What the hell? Mm-hmm. Fuck! Shit ~ supplement: Li Bing's funny words 1. Tear it off. 2. ouch. 3. Okay, now we're in ... the competition site ... Okay, now all five red lights are on. All five red lights went out. The game has started. 4. aye ~ aye ~ aye 5. Who's that ~ ~? 6. The crux of the problem is `` 7. Catching up is not equal to overtaking. 8. Why so soon? 9. Face 10. I can't stand it ... 1 1. No problem! Overtaking is no problem! 12. XXX, XXX `` 13. It's over. It's over. 14. It's really stupid. 15. I think this is an unquestionable supplement: 1. Why is this? 2. Take other people's road and leave others no choice. 3. I am so talented. I was a tailor in my last life. Mom knows that when I was a child, I went to the park behind your back. Many old people surrounded me and asked me, "Sister, where did you buy this monkey?" 5 it is still necessary to develop slowly when you become famous. Look at this dress I'm wearing. What, you said that red is not good for big green. Don't look down on people. I bought all my clothes from a specialty store. I wandered around the mall and asked a waiter casually, how much is this dress? She said, 180 yuan. I said, do you want to sell it for 30 yuan? She said sell, and then let me pay, I said, I don't buy, just stroll around. When the sun shines in the east, why am I like a mountain gun? How happy am I? 9- I think you are too young. This cosmetic is very effective. When you look at people who are all 60, who can know who is 60? Nobody has flowers-yes, cactus. When I was in bloom in' 60, I would visit 10 pia. I am naughty! ! 1 1 A person's life is actually very short, and sometimes it is the same as sleeping. Close your eyes and open them again. One day passes, howling, close your eyes and close them again, and this life is over. Howl ~ ~ ~ ~12, you are still chasing, I am home! ! 13 Stop filming, just come to my class and have a rest! 14 I see who didn't applaud, lying in front of your window in the middle of the night ~~ 15 My Chinese name is Xiao Shenyang, and my English name is Yang Xiaoshen 16, an old girl. You can arrest me ~~ 17 I'm in a hurry. I'm going astray. Oh, my God, I told you there are no crotch in the tunnel. 18 I am a person of status. What is a man of status? People with ID cards are people with identity! 19 days, I really want my little schoolbag. Q7, you can't afford it if you can't afford it! After the discount of 32015 20, I won't bother others anymore. 2 1 I'm going to die ~ ~ 22 audience friends ~ ~ They all say I look like a pervert ~! I'm telling you, I'm actually normal ~ ! ! ! For 23 days, I just wandered around after killing someone, and no one told me to turn back. We don't have to clap all the time when I'm in class. You hurt your wrist. My heart hurts. I am a cotton condom! ! ! ! Hey, I said you don't run when others run, right ... you despise me! I said, why don't you webbed ~ ~ I'm coming ... come to see my brother on the 28th? I'm Tang Xiao, Enna ~ I'm in my daughter's country ~ I'm old and cruel ~ slap my mouth, pia pia's! All that glitters is not gold. Give a friend a different song by Chen Shui-bian, a famous singer in Taiwan Province Province, the theme song of the famous American rock TV series "Water Margin" and the opening song of "Flower Escort". Dao Lang's lover gives it to you. 3 1 friends. They say I kowtowed at first sight. Actually, I don't kowtow at all If you don't believe me, I can't catch up at a glance. Celebrity is a person's name. I have been practicing this for seven or eight years ~ 34 I want to get rid of poverty and become rich, and learn to sing duet. Then Iraq, you said the country was going yellow. 36- You're so ugly, you come out for a walk and stay at home. -Watching you hit a tree. Thank you for your silence ~ 38 Although I am not a celebrity friend, I have never been to countries around us, such as Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, Singapore and Russia ~ 39 Although I look abnormal, I am actually 40 years old and very talented. This feeling is that I can't breathe ... Ah ... I can't breathe ... 4 1 Auntie Hello ~ 42 (imitation) Eh ~ I haven't sung yet ~ 43 Sister, don't be afraid that I'm a ghost ~ 44 I'm shameless ~ 45 I tell you that I wear my casual suit ~ 46 The question of whether I'm a man or a woman's coat is also contradictory ~ The sun comes out and shines on the earth! Welcome to the theater! If you want to ask me who I am, my nickname is Little Gong Li! 5 1 mineral water ~ tea, eggs, sausages, grilled fish fillets ~ Little Shenyang called 52 when she said she was a stewardess. On behalf of my bodyguard bin Laden, my secretary Annan, my servant level and my pet Koizumi, I thank my friends for praising me for being 53, which is a great feeling in Haiti. . . 54 mu (this pronunciation is really similar, thanks to the inventor), can you still hurt silver after eating it? Why don't you hurt me? You despise me, don't you? I'm coming. . . Sister, guess how much this small bag costs. Guess, 320, do you believe it? It is 15 after the discount. Well, it's always cheap. Brother 57, you are my real father. Come out, fourth aunt. What should I call you, auntie? 59 just stroll around Pia. I won't look back if anyone recruits me. Just stroll around. 60-year-old girl, you can catch me Sister 6 1, when did you come? Why didn't you call me? 62 (An old man carves a tablet in front of the grave) Go to sleep first, son. Who chose my name wrong and I came out to change it? "Oh, I go to, isn't it old, isn't it LanJi? 64- Oh, brother, are you singing a duet? Your name is Xiao Shenyang? -How? Oh, my God, I see you look like a sea. Do you like me, little sister? Are you in love with me? Don't get me wrong, I get seasick. I feel sick at the sight of the sea. What girl? She is a pure man. The most painful thing in life is that people don't spend all their money when they die ~ ~ ~! The most painful thing in life is that people are not dead and money is gone ~ ~ ~! Teacher Bi took a picture of me ~~ 68. Is it there or not? Oh, my God! 70, huh? Don't move, alas, don't you know who it is? You just (stunned) don't make any noise, don't make any noise, no, not Bai, Lao Bi, are you Mr. Bi? Oh, my God, Mr. Bi is here. Why did you come out? Oh, my God, come on, come on, I'm going to run soon ~ ~ Miss Bi ~~ 7 1 Sigu: I admire you the most ~ You look so creative ~ It's like a car accident ~ ~ I'll be in tears for the rest of my life ~ I must find a rider in my next life. Small Shenyang: It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse. Tang Priest sometimes rides a white horse. Fourth Aunt: The Tang Priest is also better than you. Small Shenyang: Yes, live if you can, eat meat if you can't live ~ and you can live forever. 72 days, the old cow is awesome. 73. You said this thing is ~ 74. This ... is really not ... 75 My other half is ugly, unlike other girls, because he is a mixed-race girl, his mother is from Shenyang and his father is from Tianjin ~ 76. If you want to watch a duet happily, you can watch football. If you want to die, you can watch China Football ~~ 78. Hao ~ seeing the wall of someone else's house fall down, we are unable to help, but we don't push it. This is a kind of; Others are eating pickles and porridge, while we are eating meat. We can't give anyone a piece, but we try not to eat it. This is also a kind of ~ ~ 79- do you know who you look like, sister? Don't you know? -I don't know. -Have you ever seen a dragon slayer? -Yeah ~-That Zhou Zhiruo in there ...-Hehe, really? -Her master, the teacher of extinction ... 80- She is the best at pretending, maybe she will show off in an ostentatious manner, or she can always show off in an ostentatious manner ~ ~ ~ 8 1- 0/-Nice shot! ~ ~ ~ God, I went to ~ ~ 82-and took a look at a silver coin. As soon as I made a move, the apple inside was smashed into thin pieces. This silver coin was very calm and blew the muzzle: "Hoo ~ I'm Zorro. At first glance, my wife "snapped" and the grapes were scattered all over the floor. Silver also calmly blew the muzzle: "Hoo ~ I'm Bond." For him, in my mind, will he not put a drop of sesame seeds ~ ~? Put such a big watermelon ~ this family aims at three points, and their hands are all showing off in an ostentatious manner. With a bang, the female bird lowered her head and smashed it to pieces. At that time, people around her were scared and ran away: "Oh, my God ~ ~ ~ Kill the silver ~ ~ ~" At that time, Sun Xiaobao was very calm and blew the gun: "Hoo ~ me!" Hey, old mail, I don't know who is older. Hehe, how old were you in' 58? You shouldn't be as old as me, should you, Hao? I call you sis, huh? Together, together? Don't be angry, it's okay, don't be angry, don't worry, it's just a joke. 84 stepped on my foot ~ ~ ~ ~! Sister 85, can you take a look at me? Play for a while! Take a picture, Dia! Tianqi ~ ~ ~ 88 music ready ~ ~? Music!