What funny jokes are there in life? As the saying goes, if you smile for less than ten years, everyone's life will have all kinds of interesting things. These moments that can make people laugh are the condiments of our ordinary life. Let's take a look at some funny jokes in life.

What funny jokes are there in life? 1 1. Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.

Second, when you comfort others, you just want to find a rope when you comfort yourself.

Third, if you love several people at the same time, you are young; If you only love one person, then you are old; If you don't love anyone, you have been born again.

Four, grow so big, didn't learn other skills, mastered a specialty, can sleep without sleeping pills during the day, can be excited without stimulants at night.

5. Life is like jiaozi. Whether you are dragged into the water or you jump into the water yourself, life is not mature without drowning once.

6. Mom and Dad, be calm when you have a parent-teacher meeting, and face the teacher calmly to provoke the relationship between you and me. I am your own. Do you believe me or him?

Seven, every winter, the places outside the bed are far away, and the places that the hands can't reach are in other places. Going to the toilet is a business trip.

Eight, I will faint by boat. How can I have two feet on both sides?

Nine, when I was a child, my father told me that I picked it up next to the trash can. From then on, whenever I am unhappy and sad, I will sit next to the trash can because it smells like home.

The highest expression of friendship is that you are all gay in the eyes of others!

Eleven, when I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to raise one when I grew up. After 20 years, my dream has finally come true. Anyway, it's time to cook for my wife.

Twelve, when I was a child, I compared my grades. Compare wages when you grow up. Now you have to compare your steps when you walk. Leave me alone, I just want to be an undisputed garbage, but I really did it before I found out that even garbage should be classified!

Thirteen, senior three went to the bank to get a card, and the counter gave me a list. The type of certificate I fill in is: rectangle.

Fourteen, lose weight for ten years and eat fat for three minutes. Ten years of love, three minutes to break up. Study for ten years and forget for three minutes. It takes three minutes to charge for ten years.

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

Sixteen, my hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

Seventeen, life is like a dream, I always suffer from insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed. Summary: a miserable life!

Making money is a kind of ability, and spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

Nineteen, I usually like to drive Rolls Royce and Bentley. If I go out with my friends, I will drive a Porsche. If I want to drive fast, I prefer Ferrari. Of course, I like joking best.

Twenty, it is said that drinking can't exceed six points drunk, eating can't exceed seven points full, and couples can't exceed eight points! But most people are often drunk, full, and then love to be fools!

Twenty-one, one day without reading, no one can see; Began to curse without studying for a week; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

Twenty-two, some people are just not satisfied, they already have double chins and want double eyelids.

Twenty-three apples changed the world: one seduced Eve, one awakened Newton, and one was bitten by Jobs.

Some people say that the beauty of a star depends entirely on makeup. You only know that makeup looks better than you, but you don't know that people look better without makeup.

What funny jokes are there in life? 2. The complete works of funny jokes in life (1)

1. Today in the subway, two handsome guys fought for me. At that time, I was fascinated by selected works. I shouted, I will marry whoever you win. At that, the two handsome guys looked at each other for a while and immediately knelt on the ground to apologize to each other.

2. A girl in the dormitory told us like a nymphomaniac: I dreamed that Song Joong Ki took me to eat crayfish, and when I was shelling, the alarm went off. I said, Wow, what a pity! Sister paper went on to say: Yes, many crayfish have never been eaten. ...

3. When I didn't eat and beat my daughter-in-law, she would look at me with infatuation and say shyly, honey, you are really amazing, but as soon as I finished eating, my daughter-in-law punched and kicked me and called me short of breath and weakness, so how can this make sense?

4. When I saw a handsome guy walking the dog, I fell in love with him in an instant and followed him in a daze. Halfway through, the handsome guy stopped and said, I've noticed you for a long time. When I was surprised and was struggling with what to say, the handsome boy said, do you have a crush on my dog? ! !

Life is hilarious and interesting (2)

1, went to a classmate's house for the night, and his father came back drunk and lay on the sofa, shouting, "Son, the TV is stuck again!" The classmate walked over and patted the fish tank, and the fish in it ran around.

His father said thank you and watched the goldfish for a while before falling asleep.

I looked at the TV that didn't turn on at all, and I was puzzled.

The classmate said, "He looks at the underwater world."

Me.

I took my son to take a bath today. My son asked me, "Dad, when can I grow up?"

After thinking about it, I answered him: "You take a bath for 20 yuan now, and when you take a bath for more than 200 yuan, you will grow up."

3. complaining to my mother that my boyfriend doesn't understand romance, my mother is anxious. What is this? I thought that when your father went to work in the fields, he came back with a fertilizer bag and said excitedly, Wife, guess what I caught for you?

Mom looked at the wriggling bag, rabbit? Don't! Kitten? Don't!

After guessing for a long time, my father opened the bag and scared my mother to cry. There are three toads in it. Hearing this, I feel much more balanced.

I asked my father, "Mom hasn't cooked for so many years, don't you know that he can't cook?"

Dad said, "Alas! When I'm dating someone, your mother always goes to my place of work to bring me meals for a change every day, without repeating the same thing! Colleagues envy me and say that she is a beautiful woman who can do housework! But then I got married, only to know that your grandfather contracted the canteen and sent me all the leftovers from the first day.

5. Dad: Let me tell you a story!

Son: OK!

Dad: A long time ago, there was an ant and a cricket. Ants work hard, but crickets do nothing. One day, they met. Cricket: You are so stupid to do such a boring job when you don't have to be happy! The ant said nothing and continued to carry food. In winter, crickets finally starved to death in the cold wind, and ants froze to death. This story tells us how powerful nature is!

My son is a little confused.

What funny jokes are there in life? 3 1. The little penguin asked his grandmother one day: Grandma, Grandma, am I a penguin?

Yes, of course you are a penguin.

The little penguin asks his father again, Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?

Yes, you are a penguin. Why?

But, but why do I feel so cold?

Two villagers, Lao Zhang and Lao Wang, went to the village committee to do business, and saw a banner hanging on the wall, which read a celebrity motto: A person's life is either burning or decaying. Lao Zhang didn't understand what this meant, so he asked Lao Wang: What does this mean?

Lao Wang explained: burning is cremation, and rot is burial.

3. Xiaohong asked: Do you use your right hand or your left hand to make coffee?

Xiaomei said: right hand.

Xiaohong said: Oh, you are awesome. You are not afraid of scalding, just like I use a spoon.

On a hot afternoon, a match tickled, scratched and caught fire. ...

Then, he went to the hospital, and after the nurse bandaged him, he became a cotton swab.

Da Li doesn't like smoking at ordinary times. On this lunch break, he hid in the corner and smoked stiffly. Colleagues feel very strange and ask: Why are you smoking, Da Li?

Da Li blushed: I can't help it. Who let this' Hongmei' cigarette have the same name as my wife?

Colleagues smiled and said: I miss my wife.

Dahlia's face suddenly turned from red to blue: What, since she dares to hit me and I'm not a vegetarian, I dare to slap her severely.

6. Lin Lin is playing in the community square with a pair of twin sons. She told a child: rich man, don't run around! The neighbor security guard standing by laughed when he heard this tacky name, thinking that the other twin child must be called Penny. At this time, another child ran over and knocked down the security guard, who was busy helping the child.

Lin Lin came over and pulled the child and said, old money, thank you uncle soon!

Hearing this, the security guard couldn't help saying, What an interesting name this child has!

Lin Lin said with a smile, it was all started by my husband. His surname is Zheng, so there is a child named Zheng Daqian. Supposedly, Zheng's other child should be called, but it sounds awkward, so he is called Zheng Laoqian. ...

7. A woman got on the bus with a child in her arms. The driver glanced at the child and suddenly said, I have never seen such an ugly child in my life!

The angry woman went to the last row, sat down and said to a man next to her, this driver just insulted me!

The man replied, go get even with him quickly, and I'll hold this ugly monkey for you! ……

8. Once upon a time, a horse walked into a bar, sat down at the bar and asked the bartender for a glass of wine. The bartender said, your face is so long. ...

9. At the cinema.

W: Why did you throw the orange peel on the ground?

Man: What, you want me to throw orange meat?

10, saying that there is a polar bear, because the snow is too dazzling, you must wear sunglasses to see things. But he couldn't find sunglasses, so he crawled around on the ground with his eyes closed, crawling and crawling, looking for sunglasses with dirty hands and feet.

Put on sunglasses and look in the mirror, only to find: Oh, I'm a panda!