Boss: "Vegetarian, of course."
Me: "What about this bug?"
Boss: "er ... it's here for dinner, too."
Me: "Why should I pay? I don't know! "
The boss cried and said, "It lost its life for this meal. Can you still ask for AA? "
2. I went to eat pizza at noon today and ordered a 9-inch (diameter) one, which is gone.
As a result, the waiter politely brought two 5-inch (diameter) ones, and the price was half that of 9 inches, saying that I would give you an extra inch.
So I took the waiter and popularized the circle-finding area with her. The formula for circular area is, forget it:
Area of 9 inches =63.585 square inches,
Area of 5 inches = 19.625 square inches,
So two 5-inch areas add up to 39.25 square inches.
I said give me three five-inch ones. I am still losing money!
The boss was speechless and finally gave an extra pizza for free. Knowledge is power, and primary school mathematics is also knowledge.
3. Son: "Mom, I'm hungry!"
Mom: "You see which is better, your father or me!" " "
Son: "Dad, I think ..."
Dad: "Get out ..."
I cried secretly for two hours today. I miss someone so much that my heart is broken ... it's really uncomfortable. ...
-Grandpa Mao, Grandpa Mao, 56 nationalities, 56 flowers, 56 brothers and sisters belong to the same family, and 56 languages can be summed up in one sentence, not enough money ~ not enough money ~ not enough money ~
I went to the meeting today. On the way, I met my colleague Liu, who was eating radish while walking.
I asked, "Oh, all the fruits have come down this season. How can you eat radish? "
Liu: "You don't understand. Eat it and you can leave early for the meeting!" " "
Me: "What do you mean?"
Liu: "Our manager said that you had something to leave during the meeting. I can understand that, but you should at least fart! " "
Me: "..."