Three words-it! Live! Yes!
Don't watch this program, but you should know how shameless it is. Looking for the main person in charge, ace to ace director, Wu Tong, head of Luo Yingxi's national studies group.
There were so many advertisements last season that we didn't treat the audience as human beings. Unexpectedly, this season, the bottom line of this broken program still has room for decline. Wu Tong, it's you! Why not just change its name to "advertising belongs to advertising"?
"There are a lot of advertisements" is the unified impression of many people on this festival, but what is "a huge number"? If you count carefully, you will get a more shocking cognition. Oh, I'm more real than this today! This behavior of lowering the lower limit indefinitely is harmful to the whole market.
Members are free of advertising? Nice try. At the beginning of the broadcast for about six minutes, seven consecutive oral advertisements began to be hard-implanted, that is, the voice actor blabla read quickly and continuously. There is a countdown in the upper right corner, giving people the illusion of "bear with me, I will be short and soon, and the excitement will begin soon".
Very not easy to wait until these seven hard boards are finished, and the countdown is zero. Guess what?
Really immediately enter the program, broadcast a title, and then an advertising link! This time it's even better, only six!
Is the program group so self-deceiving? -When the credits are broadcast, it's time to enter the program. The tip of countdown+"Ace to Ace" in the upper right corner is not a lie.
I finally finished reading Thirteen Hard Women, and guess what? Enter the soft broadband service immediately. Shen Tao, the host and reader, had a pleasant chat with the guests about a mobile phone brand.
When Jia Ling took over, blabla praised the sponsors and took aim at the teleprompter.
All the staff read books and pose endlessly like robots, which makes people feel very uncomfortable.
Look at the progress bar, from 06: 15 to 08:30, more than two minutes, all advertisements.
At 08:30, it seems that we are finally going to enter the program. The theme of this issue is "The Beauty of Song Yun". The first link is to introduce "knowledge points in Song Dynasty". I haven't said a few knowledge points yet. Guess what?
Cue in Hua Chenyu noticed that "Song people liked to suck cats", so I sounded the alarm at that time, because one of the promoters had the word "cat".
See Jia Ling aimed at teleprompter summer-planting, more sure.
Shen Tao also aimed at the teleprompter ... I was impressed. Has he seen these advertisements hundreds of times? Pigs can recite it. He has to look at the teleprompter to speak? !
Don't mumble, be direct.
Finally.
At this point, the program only lasted about 12 minutes. I watched 13 hard broadcast newspaper (with repetition) and two long and smelly soft broadcasts. It's really difficult to plant programs in advertisements.
Moreover, in fact, many "non-advertising" program contents are essentially advertisements-image advertisements tailored for traffic stars, and advertisements are set by people.
For example, the following game, imitating the Chinese poetry congress, made a "flying flower order", which is to specify a keyword, such as animals. Both sides have recited relevant poems, and if they can't recite them, they will lose.
Guan Xiaotong VS Yang Di. Look at this lineup and you will know who will win. I won't tell anyone who wants to be stung by a top student.
Our requirements are already very low, that is, can we be a little sincere in staffing? Can you put it in a little? Can you at least memorize the answer and act out the expression of "thinking" !
She just read the manuscript without emotional ups and downs, and output poetry like Ai, without thinking or frowning at all, which is more fluent than those people in Tsinghua Peking University at the China Poetry Conference. ......
Don't ask, what you ask is that people are beautiful and smart and can solve binary linear equations. What are ten "animal poems" that are recited extemporaneously? !
I won't tell you where her eyes are. I am blind.
Jia Ling is in sharp contrast with this atmosphere, which strengthens the excellent student design in Guan Xiaotong. Jia Ling has handed in his homework, but the problem is that Guan Xiaotong doesn't play! Where does an AI come from? Shen Teng's eyes are subtle.
Taiwan reached the "nervous" countdown link of "Yang Di couldn't recite it and lost to top female students". Yang Di still has some moral integrity. He didn't read the teleprompter, and when he recited the poem, he also played Caton's Realism. But his opponent didn't even fight, and didn't even look at him by reciting poems. He performed a one-man show.
Yang Di had to play the role of a tool to set off the top students.
I don't know where Guan Xiaotong, who read the manuscript like Ai before, got this excitement of victory. This play can't be connected. Shen Teng's expression: Who am I? Where am I? Am I poor? Is it necessary to do all this dirty work in my present position?
Also, in this English guessing game, Shen Teng said "no money, no glass", and Hua Chenyu immediately guessed "but you go up a flight of stairs, and your vision is broadened by three hundred miles". Don't ask, asking is pure talent.
You think that the main characters of this festival are Shen Teng and Jia Ling, but they are actually fancy advertisements and teleprompters.
Bored for 365,438+0 minutes, we started a three-minute bombing advertisement broadcast, inserting several program contents into about ten advertisements. Thinking that he was finally going to be on the show, Hua Chenyu began to blabla a lot.
Thought Hua Chenyu had finished reading it. Shen Tao made a feint, pretending to get into the content, and then turned to advertising. It's not that there are no implants, but that there are too many wives!
Endless. Endless. Endless. When Shen Teng cooperates, he is as depressed as when he sells himself. Feelings are true feelings, and he is particularly tired in this program.
It's not over yet! Shen Tao even wants to see the teleprompter. Does he take his brain to work? ! He's completely ruined!
Look at the expressions of other guests in the advertising session. In this program cut to pieces by advertisements, every guest, including the main MC, is a person without soul tools and has no chance to show his/her personality charm, and you will often forget this person because he/she may not see it for half an hour.
Speaking of which, this stupid program is halfway through! In the second half, of course, the protagonist is still the advertisement and teleprompter. I won't go into details. It is equally outrageous.
Without content, there will naturally be no funny stalks, but the program group comes up with stalks. What shall we do? Use old terrier. Guan Xiaotong's "you fork" old terrier, how many times have you used it before? I will use it again in the first issue of this season!
Go on with the second dance!
PS, I really don't know what highlights there are in arranging Guan Xiaotong's dancing in each issue. She is not a professional dancer, so she is an amateur and has danced for so many seasons. Also, Hua Chenyu sings more professionally than Guan Xiaotong dances, but she sings every issue! Can this program be good? Give advertisers enough time to spend so much time on the special scraps of these fans. Talk about what.
PPS, speaking of black, Hua Chenyu also has a big stalk. Why doesn't the ace family who loves black help crack it?
Such intensive advertisements and special scraps from fans directly resulted in extremely sparse and fragmented content. That's the theme of this issue, but you won't think they are doing it even if you don't fast forward.
This stupid program is added with a "member version" of about 30 minutes each. In order to be strict, I will go and see if there will be fewer advertisements. Well, something is missing, but! Wu Tong, he implanted himself!
Careless, I just thought that not showing up this time was his last moral integrity, who knows! Never escaped this big face! It's hard to say which hurts more, watching this face or watching ten advertisements.
I've never seen a director who loves mirrors so much! Oh, yes, Wu Tong's designated plagiarist, the famous Korean variety director, Luo Yingxi.
Luo Yingxi is the director of variety shows such as Two Days and One Night, Three Hours and Three Meals, new journey to the west and Wedding Diary. Because of their natural interest, they are very popular. Wu Tong found out that he was trying to copy, and he was just the leader of Luo Yingxi's Sinology Group.
I don't ask much now, so no one says anything. But Travel Notes of Youth Circle is basically a copy of new journey to the west by Luo Yingxi.
New journey to the west has a game of "eating by guessing". The winner keeps eating until the next person answers the right question.
Travel Notes of Youth Circle plagiarized the game.
"new journey to the west" has a "silent cry" game, wearing headphones to play music and guessing what the other party is saying.
The travel notes of the youth circle are completely plagiarized.
Luo Yingxi's famous Blessing or Not is a simple impromptu game that allows guests to make choices by luck.
Travel Notes around Youth has not even changed its name, and it is also called Blessing or Not. I feel that Wu Tong has no sense of shame and even wants to spread the topic of "plagiarism".
What is even more speechless is that in a certain issue of "Ace to Ace", the game is to guess the title or name according to the answer. Of course, this game is also plagiarized. The point is, even the questions are copied.
For example, the question whose answer is "Guan Xiaotong" is "Who likes to search his name on the Internet best", which is the original question in The Journey to the West. Really, Wu Tong, you should give Luo Yingxi a pension. After all, he raised you.
Wu Tong not only copied the content of the program, but even copied Luo Yingxi's personality and on-site behavior at 1: 1.
Luo Yingxi naturally formed a characteristic mode of occasional appearance and guest interaction in the process of doing the program, and Wu Tong had nothing to do with it; Luo Yingxi likes to sit cross-legged, so does Wu Tong. ......
Luo Yingxi likes to bet with guests, and Wu Tong also bets on Jia Ling's idol Andy Lau.
If you can't do it later, apologize. Yes, Luo Yingxi also made an apology.
The above is just the tip of the iceberg that he copied. Forget it, just change its name to Luo Tong. However, copying thousands of copies also copied a shelf. He couldn't copy other people's natural and interesting cores, and turned the guests into tool people.
Luo Tong's innovation may be a sensational link. He is keen on the reunion of the protagonists in various explosive dramas. The cast of Princess Pearl, The Wrong Bride and The Happy Seven Fairies all spent a lot of money on their feelings.
If it can be natural, it will be quite touching, but the whole program group only wants to consume feelings and has no basic aesthetics in content. The result is forced sensationalism and sparse editing. Inviting a bunch of people, sometimes the broadcast footage is only as short as 10 minutes, which is only enough for everyone to introduce themselves and chat with the protagonist. The supporting role came very hard, only a few shots, and I felt very disrespectful.
Oh, Luo Tong's innovation also includes-stepping out of the new route of "doing variety shows and advertising" and refreshing his own bottom line record again and again. This kind of psychological quality is really beyond Luo Yingxi's reach.
Someone asked, if he is so bad, why does his program seem to be quite popular? Big platform resources+strength school is responsible for audience relations+traffic stars are responsible for control and evaluation+good at marketing, pigs can fire.
As for why he can sit in that position? This world is like this, just like you know that a colleague, a leader, a vice president and a star in the unit are capable and unqualified to sit there. But in fact, he/she just sat there.
I sympathize with Shen Teng and Jia Ling. They are very talented comedians. Although they received money for doing this bad program, did they have no money for doing a good program? I can't believe they don't want to make a good program. Moreover, the positive effects of good programs can also bring more opportunities such as endorsement, make money more sustainably with a better attitude, and satisfy the sense of accomplishment in the career. This is the most important thing. If they meet a real director of Luo Yingxi's level, know how to cherish the guests and discover "three-dimensional lovely people", then their bright spots will be much more than now. Now, purity is being consumed, and it is difficult to lift the sedan chair for Luotong and all the traffic. Is the packaging contract not expired?
In short, don't watch this program and don't use it as a background sound.
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