First, regard fat as the enemy of losing weight, and endure tears every minute.

Second, losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

Third, girl, I like the way you have meat. Let's not lose weight, shall we?

Fourth, never underestimate the charm of a fat girl after losing weight!

When a fat man lost weight, God smiled!

6. Why do I get fat when I want to lose weight? My wallet is very thin when I want to gain weight.

Seven, study hard and want to be fat every day!

I'm not fat, I'm just thin.

Nine, don't always talk about losing weight, I think my sister is only five and a half pounds when she is the thinnest!

Ten, I wish to win as one, and the white head will not be separated. This clear word mocks the lonely self.

In fact, I have always regarded you as my teaching material and always told myself that I must not be so fat!

If God can make me grow ten centimeters taller, I am willing to exchange it at the cost of losing ten pounds.

Thirteen, don't just fantasize about how thin you are and don't work hard.

Fourteen. Why did you say that you want to be together forever one moment, but then you turned away?

Fifteen, I am used to hiding my sadness and anxiety in my heart, but I don't care about you.

Sixteen, dieting is the only effective way to lose weight is to be hungry, and the exercise effect is minimal. If you don't take medicine, you won't take medicine if you are fat.

Seventeen, people who want to lose weight and have no willpower to like to eat are hopeless.

I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will lose weight.

Nineteen, the heart is there, the meat is there, and there is true love in the world. If you lose weight, you will definitely fail. Just come back after losing weight!

I never know what a lady is, let alone pretend. I live as I please.

Twenty-one, you stop, don't eat, how dare you eat when you are so fat!

That fat man is a kind-hearted fat man even if his heart is beautiful, and that shameful title will never be removed.

Twenty-three, some people died, but he is still alive; Some people are alive, but he is as fat as death.

Losing weight is my most painful thing.

Twenty-five, if a woman can't even control her weight, how can she control her life!

Twenty-six, I saw a good friend say that he died of eating hot pot tonight and failed to lose weight. Then I clicked in and liked it.

Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. Heaven rewards diligence! Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

Twenty-eight, how to lose weight if you don't have enough food?

Twenty-nine, you must be thin when you die, and you will not stop until you are 90 years old. Only in this way can we lose weight.

Thirty, the fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

Thirty-one, stop eating! Stop eating! Please. Please do it again!

Thirty-two, a friend told me that she would come to see me after she lost weight, which made me very nervous. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.

Thirty-three, what can be shouted out is truth; Anyone who can be recognized from a distance is really fat!

Don't eat under the pretext of "MC coming" and "fear of unbalanced nutrition", fatty.

Thirty-five, women (men) can't be fat, and if they are fat, they will have no object.

Thirty-six, one hundred and sixty is coming, can one hundred and eighty be far behind?

At thirty-seven, everyone has a little bitch who has obviously lost weight but always clamors for losing weight all day.

38. I want to fall in love! Be the most beautiful bride!

Thirty-nine, is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never lose weight, and I will never lose weight.

Forty or forty years later, show your grandson your slightly yellow wedding dress: Grandma just held her waist like this.

In order to love your friends, you should have more self-control.

He said if I lost weight, he wouldn't want me.

No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't expect me to call you fat, stop eating from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry.

44. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, you will hang out with fat people.

Forty-five, a person can't even control his own weight, how can he control his own life!

Forty-six, in fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you gain weight, it's yours.

Every time I can't help eating snacks in the process of losing weight, I always comfort myself that there is still a long time to eat before I lose weight.

Forty-eight, what's wrong with fatty? Fat people also have personalities!

Forty-nine, we are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. It doesn't hurt to eat less.

Fifty, no way! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!

I hate people who look like bamboo poles and insist on telling me that I want to lose weight, so why don't you lose weight!

Fifty-two, how can a person who can't even control his own weight control his own life?

53. Try to tie three or five sandbags to your legs. What's it like to go shopping with a heavy load?

Fifty-four, I can't tell the age of friendship and love. Sometimes I cry, sometimes I have bags under my eyes.

55. Beauty, what's the use of being thinner? Don't listen to others' insincere words. You seem to have lost a little weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful!

56. Every girl who says she wants to lose weight has a bite to eat!

Fifty-seven, the thin man clamored to lose weight, Xueba complained that he had failed the exam again, and the local tyrant frowned and cried poor. Life is so hypocritical.

Fifty-eight, don't lose weight or buy new clothes! Don't do your hair before you lose weight! You have always been a fat man with dirty gas clothes!

59. I'm trying to lose weight every day. Besides eating, you say I have no perseverance?

Sixty, take the fat road and let others lose weight!

It's not that we don't want to lose weight, but that the enemy is too strong.

Sixty-two, the key to losing weight is hunger, exercise is useless, and at most it is assistance. You want to lose weight just by exercising, that's impossible!

Sixty-three, fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight.

Sixty-four, I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

Sixty-five, lose weight, wear high heels without worrying about spraining your ankle.

Sixty-six, really fat, dare to face the upturned pole, dare to increase the burden on my sister!

Happiness is to find someone who makes you desperately want to lose weight for him, but that person always pats your head and says, eat more and don't be hungry.

Sixty-eight, I will wait for the arrival of winter and freeze those thin papers to death.

Sixty-nine, to lose weight, we must have such a determination: be thin or die!

Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.

If you tell me that you are not hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you don't lose weight.

It's not that easy to lose weight. Everyone has his size.

Seventy-three, why are my eyes full of tears? Because I haven't eaten Gaga for a long time!

Seventy-four, the moment of lovelorn, I felt that everything was fine except you.

Seventy-five, a woman who loves to eat! Eat more acridine and eat less. What can you do? Will you die?

Seventy-six, it doesn't matter if people are fat, but not being fat is a big problem.

Seventy-seven, love is not the first sweetness, but it still sticks to the prosperity.

Seventy-eight, I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

Seventy-nine, losing weight is not successful, comrades still need to work hard.

I like my shadow in the sunset. It makes me tall and thin.

I have the heart to lose weight, but I have the life to eat.

Eighty-two, want me to lose weight? Just kidding, do you know how much this figure cost me?

Eighty-three, fatty, stop eating! Thin people are laughing at you!

It's easy to gain weight, but difficult to lose weight. I can't talk about losing weight in March, and I am very sad every month.

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1. I used to think I was thin. You won't get fat even if you eat and drink every day. Even if you get fat, you won't get much fat. Damn, I weigh 120 Jin today.

2, do not lose weight in March, sad in April! ! April is not just sad ~ I feel sad every month. /Shuo Shuo/

3. Summer is a beautiful season. What beauty can there be when you grow up like this? You haven't eaten for three days. Is it easy for me to lose weight? !

When walking in the street, I can't help but look back and sigh that people are in good shape. Why didn't you think so much when you were eating? My goal this month is to lose 8 Jin.

5. Why is it so difficult to lose weight? I gained 6 pounds in just 7 days after the Spring Festival. It's been a week since the Spring Festival, and I haven't lost a pound!

I really can't allow myself to indulge. I hardly know myself when I look in the mirror. A sphere is me. This year's wish is to lose weight successfully and get rid of the bill! !

7. Every time I eat, I say I should eat less, but when did I not eat enough? Every time I say I want to lose weight, when did I not finish eating before I made a military order? 20xx, I must be as thin as lightning and chop you to death.

8, every street, everyone is the same, the first sentence of meeting, have you lost weight this year? Tears collapse ~ ~

9. I will be anxious for anyone who tells me that I am not fat. You drag me to eat supper every day and see that I eat like a pig. What an inspirational waist!

10, don't ask me where I come from, my hometown is far away, I can't go back, because I'm losing weight, good friends, let's cheer together!

2020qq space funny: don't lose weight in April, be sad in May.

I don't lose weight in March, I feel sad in April, passers-by thunder in May, no boyfriend in June, sunburn in July, indoors in August, and fatter in September! Tired in October, unaccompanied in November, unexpected in December, fatter in January, unknown in February. It's already March. What are you waiting for? . .

In fact, people's looks are divided into two categories: one is natural beauty; One is natural inspiration.

I like to admire your disguise. You're fucking pretending.

As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. Fat, nothing is useful ~

I suggest that everyone should give priority to understanding my appearance, supplemented by appreciation.

He said to me affectionately: don't forget that you are not alone! I said excitedly, really? He said: Yes, you are a pig.

When I say lose weight, I mean scare my flesh. .

Now puppy love is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you have lost interest in the opposite sex.

American high schools have vampires, Korean high schools have long legs, and China high schools have broken legs.

Your deskmate likes you, and so does your deskmate. Suddenly I was stupid.

I once wrote an imaginary composition "If I were". I wrote: If I were alone. .

[I don't understand the darkness of the night during the day, and Xueba doesn't understand the tears of slag. ]

Teacher, don't bother to change desks. I can talk to anyone.

The strength of science is that you can't understand even if you copy the answer. The strength of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy after reading the answers.

These days, no one believes that you are a student without puppy love, infidelity, rebellion, copying homework and playing mobile phones.

Don't you dare curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.

You can cook. What a coincidence! I can eat.

You can only be young once. How can you tell your son if you are not crazy?

I have two dreams in my life: one is to dream all the time, and the other is not to wake up.

Pretending to force is only an instant, shameless, that is eternity!

Look at this young man. Very nice. I'm going to Thailand first, and then to Korea. I will marry him when I come back.

Don't talk to me about mental illness if you are not mentally ill!

Don't try to make others feel bad. You think your face is a palette.

The three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight! ! ! *

God gave me the nature of eating goods, but he didn't give me the identity of a local tyrant or the figure of a model!

The cruelest sentence I saw this morning was: Long-distance love? Forget it, it's just a cell phone pet.

I wish you good health and don't hang up!

Will you die for me? I'll feed you earwax

I admire myself very much, and sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror.

The ancient sword swept the world, and now it is a dissolute world.

What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood? We'll keep the lucky money for you first.

Don't spoil the word youth, you are already in early autumn.

One step at a time, men are the best! !

You're crazy! You know all this. Are you and I in the same hospital?

Like a person is not to reply to every dynamic, but to study the following suspicious comments.

See you in June. You are so beautiful and inspiring in July.

1. When looking up at the sky, everything is higher than you, and you will feel inferior; When looking down at the earth, everything is lower than you, and you will be conceited; Only by broadening our horizons and taking a panoramic view of heaven and earth can we find our true position between heaven and earth. Don't feel inferior, don't be conceited, and insist on self-confidence. See you in June, and hello in July!

The last day's efforts will not be in vain, and the last day's efforts are the conditions for future success. See you in June, and hello in July!

Gratitude is the source of happiness. Know how to be grateful, and you will find everything around you is so beautiful. See you in June, and hello in July!

4. Give yourself a hope to realize your dream, and give yourself a chance to succeed, just as the song goes: Even if it is covered by wind and rain, I am not afraid to start over. See you in June, and hello in July!

No matter how complicated the environment is, don't back down; No matter how hard life is, don't be discouraged; Because in this world, suffering is an experience, it will give you a thousand times of courage and wisdom, and you will certainly succeed. See you in June, and hello in July!

6. The only time you need to look back in your life is to see how far you have come. See you in June, and hello in July!

7. Persuasion is ultimately energy persuasion, especially physical persuasion. See you in June, and hello in July!

8. Just want to go with the flow, it is difficult to have an ideal other side. See you in June, and hello in July!

9. You can't live without ideals. There should be a healthy ideal, an ideal from the heart and an ideal from the people of the whole country. See you in June, and hello in July!

10. Think twice about everything, but what is more important than thinking twice is to think twice before acting. See you in June, and hello in July!