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Three feet was not built in a day, belly.

Three layers a day is not greedy.

3. What's it like to be short? I obviously want to stare at people, and suddenly I become cute.

4. When seeing a doctor. The doctor's this

Three sentences can make you feel the ups and downs of life: you are seriously ill; But it can still be cured; But it costs a lot of money!

I was dumped by several girls, and later they all regretted being with me.

6. high flyers's performance in the sun, the goddess takes a selfie, the local tyrant takes money, and the model takes a picture. Let's have a sun.

7. It is said that companionship is the longest confession. In fact, what looks good is companionship, but what looks ugly is entanglement.

Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that I must study hard when I grow up, otherwise others will say that I am just a vase.

9. Eat wild vegetables at home if you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

10. Money is not everything, it is.

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Nineteen cans. The only thing left is not feeling the pain of poverty.

1 1. When the invigilator said, put something irrelevant to the exam on the podium, I really want to put myself on it.

Give my mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery is too slow and I haven't received anyone yet.

13. If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

14. Girls don't play games anyway.

We will all go to the square dance together in ten years.

15. After entering the society, I discovered that I can't spell my parents, but only Pinduoduo.

16. When a girl sees a girl who is more beautiful than herself, she will think: She is so beautiful, why can't I? What a pity! When a boy sees a boy who is more handsome than himself, he thinks: Quite handsome, just like what I have!

Seventeen. It's cruel for thin people to eat for fat people. Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

18. Every morning after getting up, I will silently encourage myself: You have even done such a difficult thing to get up. Nothing can beat you the next day!

19. A beautiful girl is only shy when a handsome guy looks at her. When an ugly boy looks at her, she will only be afraid!

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10. Do you know why I am single? Generally speaking, I am so beautiful that others will feel ashamed and will not consider me.

2 1. We are all children of Jianghu, and we should help each other in the same boat. Let me know who has no money in the future, and I can tell you how I live without it.

22. still dream, or you will tell others if you drink too much.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

24. Don't mess with women. After all, women are creatures who bleed once a month and will not die.