A friend said to his wife, "Dear,

Watch the World Cup with me for more than a month! "

Wife: "Don't watch, stay up late and suffer!" " "

Husband: "As long as China scores a goal,

I'll buy you a LV, and buy one when you go in! "

Wife: "I love you very much, and I am willing to ..........! ""

I stayed up all night last night,

Wife: "I have been watching it for more than a week."

Why hasn't China called yet? "

Husband: "I don't know, wait!" "

2. The most tragic type

Recall that in order to learn football experience from five-star Brazil,

Invite Brazilians to teach in their own country,

Naturalize Brazilian players,

As a result, Japanese football became the first class in Asia.

World Cup regulars.

A few years later, China followed.

I chose four-star Italy,

Lippi, Capello and Cannavaro were invited to be coaches.

The effect is also immediate,

China pulled the Italians out of the World Cup. ...

3. The cutest and stupidest World Cup fans

Wife: Which team is playing here?

Husband: Russia and Saudi Arabia.

Wife: Is this the game in China?

Husband: 20 18 World Cup in Russia.

Wife: When will the China team play?

Husband: I am watching the live broadcast like you.

Wife: Why don't you go up and play?

Husband: FIFA won't let me.

Wife: Is it because of the trade war?

Husband: I didn't play in the World Cup because I didn't play well.

Wife: Is Yao Ming not here?

Husband: Here is my business card. Go buy a bag!

4. The most exciting World Cup weight loss advertisement

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