Jiaozi Store: "Everything!"

Lime factory: "From scratch!"

Pawnshop: "Well deserved!"

Hat company: "Take people by their hats!"

Barber shop: "not a penny!" "

Pharmacy: "Ask for it!"

Quit smoking association: "Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss the ashtray!" " "

Typewriter: "No discord, no concord!"

Optical shop: "The eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please put glass on your window. "

Perfume company: "Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so we will send a self-defense textbook with the bottle."

Smoking is forbidden in public places: "Please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes."

Road traffic: "If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight."

New book: "The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!" " "

Car showroom: "always let your driver's license expire before yourself."

Traffic safety: "Remember, God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for the car, but no one prepared them. "

Cosmetics: "Get rid of spots early and don't leave acne."

Washing machine: "idle wife and good mother!" " "

Sour juice drink: "A little parting is sour, and a happy heart is sweet."

(4)

■ A cosmetic advertisement-"Spot as soon as possible, please don't.

Leave the pox. "

■ An advertisement for a washing machine-"A wife and a good mother!"

■ An advertisement for a sour fruit juice drink-"A little parting is sour, and we get together.

Sweetheart. "

■ An advertisement of a printing company-"In addition to banknotes, print one.

Stop. "

■ A flower shop advertisement-"The price of roses in our shop today.

This is the cheapest. You can even buy some flowers for your wife. "

■ An advertisement for a beauty salon-"Please don't walk out of this book with me.

Courtyard girl accosted, she may be your grandmother. "

Funny advertising words (5)

■ An advertisement for enrollment in a French class-"If you listen,

After a class, you find that you don't like this class, you can.

Ask for a refund of your tuition, but you must say it in French. "

■ A job advertisement-"Looking for a female secretary, it looks great.

A young girl thinks like an adult and acts like a mature person.

Lady, work like a donkey! "

■ An eye drop advertisement-"After dropping this eye drop, it will hurt your eyes.

A few eye movements can make eye drops spread all over the world. "

■ A barber shop advertisement-"Don't think that you have lost your hair.

You should have won face. "

A man climbed over the wall and went out of school, and was caught by the headmaster.

The headmaster asked: Why not go from the school gate?

Answer: Meters, Bang Wei and Bang Wei don't take the usual road.

The headmaster asked again: how did such a high wall cross over?

He pointed to his trousers and said, Li Ning, anything is possible.

The headmaster asked again: What's it like to climb over the wall?

He pointed to his shoes and said, Xtep, it feels like flying.

The next day, he entered the school from the main entrance.

The headmaster asked, why don't you climb over the wall?

He said: Anta, I choose, I like it.

On the third day, he dressed up as a gangster.

The headmaster said: you can't wear gangsters!

He said, you are what you wear, Mason.

On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school.

The headmaster said you can't wear a vest to school.

He said, man, simple is good, love fort clothes.

The headmaster said I would give you a bigger score.

He said: Why?

The headmaster said, M-Zone, my site is my decision!