Sand sculpture of funny copywriting short sentences (selected 48 sentences) 1. Let me tell you, beautiful little girls are everywhere, but you may not find ugly and stupid people like me. 2. The boy who chased me for five years secretly gave me a surprise and gave me a red envelope of 13 14 yuan, which was a little happiness. Maybe this is called bragging. 3. The loneliness of one person, the fault of two people, the landlord of three people, the mahjong table of four people, the basketball court of five people, and the landlord of six people with two tables. 4.？ What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood? We'll keep the lucky money for you first! ? Thin people will never understand the sadness of fat people standing on the stilts, and fat people will never understand the helplessness of thin people when they eat self-help. 6. All my friends around me have taken off their bills, and only I have lost my hair. 7. You can't tell if you have money just by your appearance. When we pass each other in the street, you will never think that I am an annual membership! 8. It's very cold recently. Some boyfriends hug boyfriends, and some boyfriends hug girlfriends. I am awesome. I'm not cold. At present, the only thing that can be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed. 10. When I was a child, I thought? Early to bed and early to rise is good for your health? It is a slogan, and when I grow up, I find it is the three most distant wishes. 1 1. Teacher:? Who can stop making sentences? ? Xiaoming:? The yuba at home can't be used, and I haven't bathed for a year! ? 12. After graduation, roommates and girlfriends go to register. As a result, the civil affairs bureau ran out of electricity, so they went back to their homes and broke up on the grounds that they felt destined for each other! 13. It was cold and the quilt caught a cold. I always feel that I need to stay in bed. 14. Friendship is very simple, that is, thinking about each other when eating delicious food, and then taking pictures and sending them to her. 15. Living so big seems to be training three things: don't talk nonsense, don't spend money indiscriminately, and don't lose your temper. 16. You worked so hard and endured so much loneliness and entanglement, and we didn't think you were beautiful. 17. Please don't think a girl is naive. If she doesn't like you, she is more mature than your mother. Maturity is for strangers, and naivety is for people you like. 18. What is maturity? Your mother didn't rush you. You put on long pants. 19. The so-called review is to see what you can't do and make sure you really can't. 20. I suddenly found that many people have the same beginning for all their future plans: when I get rich. 2 1. The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to let you pee and look in the mirror. At our age, we must wear a full helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise we will be recognized by our classmates when driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz. 23. The toilets in the teaching building are equipped with mirrors. Do you think you should tidy up your appearance? It is wrong to let you know that you have to read more books if you are ugly. 24. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, which makes your dark circles so heavy and your skin so bad. 25. It is impossible for a fat man to have temperament. How objective is this truth? People will die one day, okay? . 26.？ If I were ugly, poor, short and stupid, would you still love me? ? Don't fucking assume, okay? You are ugly, poor, short and stupid. ? 27. When you are unhappy, take a deep breath. It was just a bad day. Maybe tomorrow will be worse. 28. Princess disease has two reasons: ugliness or poverty. What about the beautiful and rich one? Come on, that's not a disease, that's a princess. 29. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem. 30. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always ask China Mobile to help you tell me you're sorry! 3 1. If it is successful, eating green vegetables is called nourishing life; If you fail, eating green vegetables is called shabby. This is not chicken soup. This is called reality! When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there are still many days when you have no money. 33. Women chase men's sandwich yarn, unless the man has a good impression on you, it is basically barbed wire or charged. 34. I don't know how happy people can be, but I know how disappointed people can be. 35. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary. Looking at those people who are more and more eccentric, I suddenly look forward to my future. I want to buy things when I'm angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. Are you angry when you have less money? 38. If you fall, get up and cry again? 39. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you. 40. Life is too short to be sexy. 4 1. If it rains, let it kill me! 42. You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death. 43. I'm not a straw boat. Don't send your bitch to me. 44. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day! 45. People want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement. 46. No one protects my soft sister, so I can only become a woman by self-study. 47. You think others are too complicated because you are not simple. Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.