March 22nd-Civil air defense education, tug of war
It's a pity that I have to take a bus with Sister Zhihua, and I, a little girl, hairtail, Adam's apple, Sister Zhihua, and a flower escort, the journey can be imagined, especially Sister Qing sitting next to Sister Zhihua. The taste is very understandable, and I deeply sympathize with you.
After all, we arrived in Yixing safely. We talked back at first sight, which was better than I expected. The bus of our class arrived, only to find that the group of SB from Class 8 hadn't come yet, and then we learned that the bus was broken. Shit, you're gonna kill me.
This afternoon is civil air defense education. My first reaction when I heard this thing was wolf prevention education. Is it because you have seen something unclean recently? ! I don't know.
The first content of civil air defense is, er, civil air defense, in a narrow sense. To put it mildly, it is sex, which is really too popular.
But from this perspective, Brother Chun is better. With Brother Chun here, let's see where you old cars are going. I was itching, so I went up and tried it, but I couldn't. Why didn't I get 0 for playing? Later-I didn't know until Zhu reminded me.
It turned out that I pulled the wrong trigger ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
The second content is artificial respiration. The only thing I remember is what the teacher said: "Let a classmate try." Then we collectively retreat 5 meters, and then ... "Let's be your monitor." Oh, no way ~ ~ ~ Then I said my first kiss was gone, and they took photos in broad daylight to get the license. That mannequin, give me back my first kiss! ! ! !
The third content is the escape drill. First, we escaped from the earthquake. Really? After watching an old video, the earthquake finally started. I only saw a flash of light, and then the podium shook and the wall "fell". Really, so fake? !
Then there is a fire escape drill. I can't. I really want to jump out the window. Why can I only enter the door?
Tug of war in the evening, our class is the first to play. I wonder what the result of drinking Class Eight is. Come on, it's not easy to get here with Class 8. Then compare with 10 class, and it will be easy. After losing the first game, we adjusted our strategy and position slightly. Come on, Class 7, the sound of coming on just blurted out naturally. Come on, Class 7. Finally, we were scared by ourselves. After all, we can't see clearly, but it doesn't matter. It's all right now. 10 is followed by class 2, which is easy to solve. Gong Duo also said that our class had no face. Hum, I ignored you. Because we lost Class 8, we certainly didn't rank in the top four in history, but after all, we got the fifth place. It doesn't matter. We can make Adam's apple so happy tonight, which shows that we have achieved something.
March 23rd-archery, hole climbing, rock climbing and farming culture.
First of all, archery is simple, but it requires skill. Unfortunately, I was shot by one arrow, and Sister Qing was shot by two arrows. The teacher said that she was talented, Xiao Liao was the worst, the arrow never left her watch, and FQ. Originally, "FQ is to be overbearing. Looking at people's posture will definitely hit the heart. " As a result, I fell down before I went out and laughed for a long time. Later, I asked the teacher to try it. Horses are the most domineering. When shooting arrows, Sister Ji Hua helped me to hold an umbrella. Tut tut ...
In the morning, it is a half-day tour of Shanjuan Cave. Originally, the graduation wall said that there was nothing to say for fun. When watching the barbaric performance, when the women came out, the men in our class looked straight. Hey, hey, hey ... when we got to the lower floor of the cave, everyone had to squeeze, and the little boy and the girls got on the boat together. As a result, the girls' boots couldn't stand the shock. SM said to the spectators, "Handsome boy, be steady." Brother Tong shouted that he was on the wrong boat and laughed to death.
Before climbing the mountain, there is a hula hoop game. In this game, half a ton and laughing at the sea became the key. I can't help it because I am fat. After all, our group lost. Punishment sang a song. I suggest rap: the girl opposite saw it, but no one knew the lyrics. It's really boring Finally, we sang the national anthem.
It's finally the turn of extreme rock climbing. Not to mention the heavy rain, I climbed three blocks. There are strong people in our class, such as chairman, SY, Adam's apple and so on. Alas, Creation only climbed three blocks. What happened? When I heard that Zhang Xiaoyun had climbed nine blocks, I couldn't stand it after all and almost fainted. who the hell are all these people？
When I was farming culture, I just looked at farm tools. I shouted, "These are all from my grandmother's house, exactly the same!" LZ also said that his grandmother had some. SY came in and said, "Are you two grandmothers? ! "Don't force others to recognize relatives. I hate the day of SY, so I squeezed in to see the farm tools. Birdman said, "Don't squeeze so hard, monitor, you are a woman." I was surprised and quickly stepped back. "I'm sorry." Later, when I saw his smiling face, I knew I had been played, damn it! ! ! ! When I look at the furniture, there is a beauty sofa. The teacher said I could take pictures lying down. Mark let me sit on it. I smiled. Actually, I've been wanting to sit on it for a long time. Seeing the children's boots coming to watch the excitement, Kyle later said: "There must be a knock on the leg." As soon as I got up and pulled up the small stone, I lay back on it.
O (∩ _ ∩) o ha! Xiaoshi must have a look of wanting to kill me! Well, that's all right. Later, there was a Zhang Long chair, and it was suggested that the vice president should sit on it. But I couldn't find Wesley at the moment, so I said that the former vice principal LZ, and later Brother Lu, Brother Beast and Brother Xiao Tong were all addicted to it, and all of them were masters with indescribable expressions.
There is a basketball game in the evening. I don't like watching football, and there is nothing to say. In a word, did our class lose to Class 9? (It's just a bad look. What's more, zhangyan threw an own goal. I mourn for you. After playing the ball, the boys are going to take a bath. Viagra returned to the dormitory and said to us, Do they want to rub each other's backs? No, this statement was later denied, but then Xiaojin told me: Brother Beast, Meng Sanjin and X seem to be washed by three people together, all standing in the bathtub, ~ ~ ~ dizzy, the picture in my eyes began to mosaic, what is that? Ah, the red mushroom cloud ~ ~ ~ ~ These men are really unruly.
March 24th-Dominoes, Fire Fighting, Art Exhibition
The dominoes in the morning are really worrying. 16 is the owner of the wind. I don't remember the word. I remember that F, LD and ZZ were all inverted once, and I felt chilling. But later, I heard octopus say that their words were reversed six times, and I felt that our class was really a group of geniuses. The simplest word we spell is me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ~ ~ ~ ~ When I was taking pictures of them, I was very talkative and said, "Take pictures before you fall." As a result, the one who didn't bring such a bully really fell down. Finally, children's songs were unanimously recommended as wonderful hands to rejuvenate. Finally, I overthrew the first domino effect with Mark. It's really great. We were happy all day because of this, and we couldn't close our mouths when we looked at the only 100% successful class in the materialized class.
There are two aspects to fire fighting in the afternoon: wearing fire clothes and putting away water bags.
1000 pieces of clothes break like this in 35 seconds, which is rare to wear fire-fighting clothes. Too much trouble. You need a hat to be successful, but it's really all dressed like Japanese devils, and boys are funny. The funniest thing is that all the trousers are rolled to the bottom of cotton trousers, especially half a ton. Because the zipper of LD's clothes was broken, she shouted with them: "Tiananmen Gate is open! ! ! Don't close the door! ! ! "Even Kyle smiled. The clothes Zhu Yilai wore were too tight, and the hem of the clothes was like a flower. No, I can't wear half a ton of kelp, hehe ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Everyone is a Japanese face. ...
The second content is to put away the water bag. It is necessary to pay so much attention to the water bag. Xiao Shi and I called it "high technology", which made the chairman laugh. Later, the teacher asked someone to demonstrate that "monitor and sports committee member" wanted to put it on Adam's apple and Xiaoji. Later, I was forced to put it on Adam's apple and Xiaoji to see if it was two girls. Finally, I slept with him. Actually, I'm still a little happy and I've wanted to do it for a long time. I also did it seriously. In short, at the end of the demonstration, everyone was scared by my jumping method. Hey, hey, I have no choice. This is me. Later, watching the boys in a hurry, I suddenly felt that I had become a virtuous and virtuous party. Our group was a whole group ahead of Adam's apple, so things finally became Adam's apple and LD. Under Mark's sharp eyes, it was difficult to finish. After losing half a ton, I whispered that "couples" were taking pictures. Hehe, when playing, Adam's apple asked loudly, "Where is the men's room?" I just rushed in, uh, no. I repeated symbolically and got into trouble. Turn right at the end of the corridor or run! ! !
The party is a cultural performance. Chorus? Forget it. Our class is at the bottom. The next class program, Class 2 and Class 3, will not be mentioned, that is, now several people come up to sing, and men and women hold hands to provoke some climax. In Class 4, because of SY, everyone in our class stood up and saw SY and Lin heckling with Kyle, but she noticed a detail, and any cover was there, but he touched a girl's head from beginning to end. ................................................................................................................ was so chic. The lines of Class Five are so confusing that I really can't hear them clearly. Regardless of him, there are YJ and two beautiful women in Class 6, which is quite sensational, but young volunteers deliberately go up and offer flowers, so I won't say much. Really speechless. I came to the front with flowers and grabbed the microphone: "Sister Yang is so handsome! ! ! "The audience was in an uproar. Class 7-that is, our class. Tell me more.
Let's talk about the rehearsal before. For our series of props, Xiaoqing and I specially stole a box of chalk from the classroom, and took some composition paper from Xiaoke's cupboard as white paper (this is fake enough). In an emergency, everything is simple. I finally made the props, so I had to rehearse. For F and LD, the latter had the cheek to run to the boys' dormitory. ZZ really shouted, "Take off your clothes and let's go!" ! ! "F spent half a day teaching them to play killer games, but he couldn't leave and no one let him go. Finally, he was called. During the rehearsal, he was thinking about what to do with the last minute dance. It's too late to arrange. Forget it. Just stand in a line, clap your hands and twist your waist. I don't care about laughter. It is too late. I really went up to perform and found that the joke was still on my lips. This is a bit unbearable. Before the performance, I don't know who wanted to help F get a hairstyle, so they gathered the hair on both sides in the middle and got a superman hedgehog head. God, I can't take it anymore. Students who are domineering get their heads wet because of dripping water from the ceiling. They screwed up. It's Brother Sharp. Kyle suggested that clothes should not look alike, so he took off F and Nan's clothes and put the pillow in the props in his hand. Very sharp! ! ! ! (Photo attached)
The street dance of Class 8 is quite impressive. 10 class is false. Cai Shuai and others formed a juper sunior W, and the joke began. They sang South of the Border. Oh, they talked back. 1 1 After the class performance, "Do you want to hear the teacher sing?" "think! ! ! ! ""Which teacher do you want to hear sing? " "Yang Xu! ! ! ! ! "(The following are all airy ~ ~) Yang Xu lived up to expectations and sang" Jiangnan ",which was really good! ! ! Top! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! There is nothing to see in the rest of the class! ! ! The chorus of the last four teachers is also quite interesting: Superman, Geography Feng, 12 class discipline, and Class 6 head teacher.
Superman spoke first: "Do you think I am a bit like Teacher Yang who teaches geography?" ? Actually, I'm not Miss Yang, and the four of us are kings from Hong Kong! "(What can I do? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~) Later, when volunteers organized flowers, it happened that everyone else was red flowers, and only Superman had white flowers in his hand, which made our stomachs ache.
This evening is really happy. What school's New Year's Day cultural performance went away. I seem to see that all the stars in the sky are lit up on this rainy night.
March 25th-Mountain climbing and picnic
Don't talk about climbing mountains. I'm exhausted. Let's talk about picnics, but it's really hard to see how many benign parties are hidden in our class. The cigarette is dead, everyone is crying, but there are always a few drops that are true.
Sister Wen is virtuous. If I stay with her, I will never go hungry. I ate all the meat in each group. Sister Wen is the best, but ZZ is weak. But forget it, Adam's apple is good, and virtuous is really a word that I can never compare with. Forget it, times make heroes, and one day I will be forced to learn these things. Then I'll wait and see for a while before that day comes. This meal is delicious.
I'm beautiful only once. Open your eyes and don't miss me. I think my eyes are getting hazy and the light is coming in. Ha-how bright!