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1. When you like someone, your brain will automatically add a filter to whiten and exfoliate. When you don't like someone, every second will be changed to the original picture.

It is a rare heroic moment in my life to play games and charge my mobile phone, regardless of life and death.

You can't drink tap water or eat unwashed apples, but you can eat apples washed with tap water. The world is so wonderful.

The wish made before the Spring Festival was to make a fortune, but it came true after the Spring Festival.

Four quarters

Third, it is round.

Whenever my life is not satisfactory, I will rummage through my wallet and check my savings. After all, I just cried.

6. You are so beautiful. Thank your parents first. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?

7. Don't always say tired to be a dog. Which dog have you ever seen so tired as you!

Eight. I usually read books because I am curious, and I read books before exams because I have a desire to survive.

9. Gradually, I understand that only those humble small restaurants can eat real delicious food. I can't afford to stay in hotels with gorgeous decoration, exquisite cooking and thoughtful service.

10. Why try to make money? Because I'm afraid to shake hands with others. They wear watches and you wear rubber bands.

1 1. Every time I scold others, I will consider their feelings and try not to use dialects for fear that they won't understand.

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Five minutes and two hours on the phone are really useless to you, because you can't even speak.

I can't find anyone for five minutes, let alone two hours.

Thirteen. For me, all I can get without hard work is my age and weight.

Fourteen. The headmaster said at the meeting, "Last year, the students of Grade One in Senior High School were responsible for cleaning the playground. This year, it's time to change.

The second-year students are responsible for this. "

15. Everyone says my fish is very good. My secret is: feed it once a day.

Change the water every three days,

Brush the tank once every five days and change the fish once a week.

16. What is friendship? I changed it after graduation.

Four cell phone numbers. Nobody told me, but my classmates contacted me when they got married!

17. Boyfriend is a magical thing. With a boyfriend, a lovely girl can become a woman, and a woman can even become a mineral spring.

When I was in college, I had a roommate who was very stingy. Suddenly one night, he was generous and let us eat his snacks. Just as we were munching, he said, "Let's eat quickly after tonight."

At 24 o'clock, it will all expire! "

19. People who love to laugh are not too unlucky, because those who are too unlucky can't laugh at all.

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10. Once in the street, I dropped my mobile phone and some coins. Someone next to him said, look at this mobile phone, the phone bill has dropped.

2 1. I went to reissue my ID card yesterday. I want to change my photo. My uncle, a policeman, said that I was puzzled for many years. He said: "The ugly photos on the ID card are for you to hide, so don't expose them easily, lest they be lost or stolen!" "

22. Before I left, my parents took my hand and reluctantly said, "This time I went out and achieved something. Although you are stupid, don't give up. Fall down, get up and continue to work hard! " "I see, I won't come back until I succeed!" "Too good, that's what it means, don't worry about us, this country is open.

Second child! "

No matter what troubles or difficulties you encounter, please tell me as soon as possible, and I will praise you as soon as possible.

24. As the saying goes, hard work may not be successful, but you will be comfortable for a while without hard work.