Dear Mom and Dad:

How are you guys?

We've been living together, but I can't help asking. Family seems to be clear and thorough. In fact, I don't understand your hearts. I don't know if you are always really happy.

Mom, do you do much housework every day? Are you tired? You insist on cleaning every week and give us a bright and clean home. Whenever I get up after finishing my homework and see you busy behind the kitchen and on the balcony, you always send us a message: you are not tired, you are happy. As a daughter, I always refuse housework on the grounds of "study". Mom, did the knife on the chopping board bully you? Not only do you undertake all the housework, but you are always very concerned about our health. What ginseng chicken soup, what donkey-hide gelatin, you stew soup for us regardless of fatigue and "urge" us to eat it regularly. When our health is radiant, your health is much paler than others. Mom, are you in good health?

I really don't know how to write your boundless love on these inches of paper. You use your youth to ring the memorial of my life, and you use your hard work with the goddess of happiness for the happiness of the whole family. You have your career. When those naive children question you, you treat them as your own children. Like me, you answer them kindly and lead them out of the wrong path. In their eyes, you are not a sitting teacher, but more like a kind friend-your heart is full of love-so I appreciate and absorb them under your green forest tree, and they are like green leaf juice. So my heart is full of softness, and I like to get along with people around me in a kind and friendly tone.

Mom, you are like a lush tree, full of fruits of love, and I enjoy the cool under the tree and bloom happy little flowers. Mom, your daughter's heart is always in your heart.

Oh, dad, is your job very tiring and complicated? Although you don't forget to exercise, the years are ruthless, and you are young and strong, in exchange for a calm and silent you. In my memory, you are like a child: you can play with me and my cousins, or you can laugh and have fun among us; Play a few rounds of chess with me, and I will lose. If you want to cheat, you are not allowed to have a fair duel. From now on, I will stick to the "fight" rule. Dad, you taught me to fail. Yes, how many battles are there in life? You taught me to fold planes and paper boats to satisfy the happiness of a half-year-old child. Now, I'm in junior high school. I'm busy studying, you're busy working, and father and daughter have less time to play. Dad, the cuckoo is blooming outside the window. It's beautiful. Do you want to see it?

Dad, all your unfinished wishes are devoted to me. Dad, if my daughter goes abroad, she must not forget to take you with her! You try your best to teach me the money you earn, and you are eager to meet women. You are often angry at my ignorance. Dad, don't worry about your health. Dad, I actually understand everything you do. I also know that when my mother and I have an argument, you should try to stay calm to comfort me and my mother. I know, you are tired, too. Dad went back to grandpa's grave to sweep the grave and talked about history. You all feel sad and miss grandpa. I found that heaven is unfair. I enjoy a lot of fatherly love, but you don't. But at that time, you didn't cry, and men didn't cry lightly. I have never seen you cry in my life for more than ten years. Dad, if you are full of pain, you can cry loudly, and your daughter can understand!

Dad, there is only power in your dictionary. In your daughter's mind, you are a mountain higher than Mount Tai. Your daughter is a pebble on the top of the mountain. You held her high and tried your best to get her close to the sun.

Mom and dad, when spring comes, happiness will follow. What about your heart?

Bajie, let me take you into a new era.

Gu Jin, Taicang High School, Jiangsu Province

There are four Tang Priest apprentices in Journey to the West. The monkey is very agile, and he has developed a good martial arts. Plus, he has a glib tongue and the title of "Monkey King", and his position as the boss is unshakable. Friar Sand talked little all day, shouldered heavy burdens and worked hard. Although he didn't do enough to tumble, he spent a long time with Master, so he was the only honest person. Brother pig, although you haven't changed seventy-two times, you still have thirty-six parries. I didn't make a scene in the Heavenly Palace, but I'm also Marshal Tianpeng. You can't make Guanyin happy, but you didn't offend anyone. Why do you have to bear the stigma of laziness?

"What? Brother pig, what did you say? Oh ... you said that you have been thinking deeply about this problem for more than a thousand years, but you just can't figure it out? " Nothing, just let me analyze it for you, little sister.

First of all, Brother Pig, I'm not talking about you. "Trees need skins and people need faces." Why can't you carry that smelly skin on your back for a thousand years? With a tall pig nose, big pig ears and a "nine-month-old" big belly, who else can value you today when "slimming" is advocated? Who said that the pig fetus was hopeless? Beauty shops, plastic surgery, diet food ... with your popularity, just pick a few as image spokespersons and product effect exhibitors. "shua shua shua", three times five divided by two, all the defects are gone, and it can also promote consumption and expand domestic demand. Isn't it killing two birds with one stone?

After solving the image problem, I'll discuss your way of dealing with people. There are many scenes in Journey to the West where you and monkeys curse each other. You know, some things are hard to say in front of people, but you can say them later. Moreover, Monkey Sun speaks sarcastically, so you can't take advantage of anything at all. Avoid saying "pig". Monkeys have no patience and run around all day. When he is away, why don't you complain a little and say a few more considerate words to your host? You think Friar Sand is really honest. In fact, he is the smartest, protecting the master all day, and I don't know how many sweet words he has said to confuse the "master"!

In addition, I also want to comment on some of your misconduct, although it belongs to your personal style. custom

Saying: "People are not sages, to err?" The other said, "People are not vegetation, so why are they heartless?" It can be seen that it is normal for you to lose your temper after drinking, and it is normal to have sex occasionally. But you should consider the object when you do things. Can Chang 'e really stand the desolation of "blue sky at night"? No, she has found a solid backing. Otherwise in feudal society, she was molested by you. How can she report you without being afraid of being labeled as "disorderly"? How can the Jade Emperor demote you to the mortal world now? Said your brother pig couldn't keep up with the trend of the times, you didn't see it!

Finally, I warn Brother Pig that although it is not a big mistake for you to sleep, you must not be caught by others. In the new century, no matter you are a person or a pig, you should always be careful, be careful everywhere and step by step.

[opinion]

This article links all kinds of bad phenomena in modern life with the comic character Zhu Bajie, and its conception is ingenious; Humorous language, powerful writing.

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