2. My real life: count the money until I wake up naturally and sleep until my hand cramps. ...

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome boy.

5. Who can not shoot for 90 minutes-"China National Football Team"

6. Life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch-resistance is pain, not resistance is still pain!

7. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am beautiful.

8. In order to cooperate with the completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

9. I'm not nice to you without money and power. Can you follow me?

10. Buying a computer without broadband is like having wine and meat, and becoming a monk before eating.

1 1. A series of Qing Dynasty dramas, such as Palace and Walking on Thin Ice, are connected in series, which is a living film, Girls Chased by Yongzheng in Those Years.

12. failed physics? Normal! Do you need to consider air resistance when jumping off a building?

13. Sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour and bitter-but you just like coquettish.

14. If there is next life, I must be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die.

15. Money prevents many people who love each other from being together. Money makes many people who don't want to love sleep together.

16. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money! The second row of letters on the keyboard means: I cried after falling in love with each other, and the other way around: I love to attack and defend.

17. I have been wandering between a lady and a rough girl.

18. The weather is fine today. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room.

19. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early or late have to die.

20. Growing up, the only constant is the heart that doesn't like reading.

2 1. When I grow up, I want to cut my hair short. Long hair and short knowledge make me literate.

22. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so, and don't always let others move around to help you tell me you're sorry.

23. Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday? 、

25. Money is not the problem, but no money.