1. Why is the penguin's belly white? Because penguins have short hands, they can only reach the front when taking a shower. 2. The rooster went on a business trip for a month, and when he came back, he heard that quail always came to the hen to play! The cock is beginning to doubt the hen! Sure enough, within two days, the hen laid a quail egg! The cock is angry! The hen hurriedly explained, "Shit, premature birth!" " 3. The centipede was accidentally bitten by a snake when going out! In order to spread the toxin, we must amputate immediately! The centipede comforted itself: "Fortunately, I have many legs!" " The doctor also comforted: "Yes, brother, relax, you will be an earthworm in the future!" " The spider found a caterpillar in the tree. It is too small to make it lose its appetite. When I went to see it again in a few days, a beautiful flower flew out. The spider said quickly, boy, do you want to lure the tiger away from the mountain with a honey trap? No way! A butterfly broke its wing, but it flew away. Why? ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. One day, he hung up on someone and his feet were sore when he walked. Looking down, he stepped on a lemon! 8. There was a hedgehog, rowing a rubber boat, rowing and drowning. -Tell you a funny story ~ ~ A chicken slipped down the mountain ...-9. One day, a man was watching TV at home. He heard a knock at the door, so he went to open the door and saw a snail. The snail said he could give me a glass of water to drink. The man was very angry and kicked the snail away. A few years later, when the man was watching TV at home, he heard the sound of knocking at the door. When he opened the door, he saw the snail again. The snail said, why did you kick me just now? 10. Xiao Huamei said to her mother: Mom, I don't feel well today and don't want to go to school ... What did her mother say about this? Xiao Huamei said, I don't know why I always feel sour all over. -1 1. There is a meat steamed stuffed bun. One day, it went to drink, but it was drunk, so it vomited while walking with a telephone pole, and it became a steamed bun. -Rene Liu chased Jay Chou hard. Jay Chou said: ... milk tea ... I only like Youlemei-12. A bird keeper teaches a parrot to speak. Every morning, he must teach it to say, Good morning! After several months, the parrot still didn't speak. One day, the man was in a bad mood and didn't say hello. He just heard the parrot shout, your boy is awesome today, and he didn't even ask if he was good or not! 13. Three children chat together and say what is the most poisonous! Child A: "Mosquitoes are the most poisonous. My brother's hand was bitten by a mosquito, red and itchy. " Child b: "wasps are the most poisonous." My brother was stung by a wasp and is still swollen and painful. " Son c thought for a long time and said, "I don't know what stabbed my sister." Her belly is round and big! 14. One day, a sparrow said to the pigeon, "Dare you shoot an eagle?" "Of course, I dare." After that, the pigeon flew away. After a while, the pigeon flew back without feathers. The sparrow asked, "What's the matter? The dove said, "The boy didn't believe me, so I hit him with my bare hands." . "15. One day, a bird flew from Kaohsiung to Taipei 1 hour. But it took 2 hours to get back! Why? Because it is raining! So cover the rain with one hand and let it fly with the other. 16. There are three tadpoles. They went to a restaurant for dinner ... After a while, the first course was fried frogs ... All three tadpoles sang: I don't want to grow up ... 17. The hunter hunted, saw two birds in the tree, shot one, and found that there was no hair, wondering. . . 18. One day the hen was flying on the roof, and the owner said angrily, "If you don't come down, I'll kill all the cocks here and make your life worse than death. The hen smiled and said, "Finally, we can find the duck." 19. When I was a child, my worst dream was that I was looking for a toilet. The most terrible thing is that the toilet was discovered before people woke up. . . 20. Goose asked the goose, "Why do you call your father Emperor Ama? The goose said to the gosling, "Because I am your mother goose." "