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A humorous joke with a happy smile, an advertising copy
This time it's really big, it's top grade, and it's very big for a small apartment ... I've sorted out some jokes and sent them to you. I hope you like it!

1, XX brand moon cakes are rich in nutrition, and teeth prefer them.

2, the driver has easily settled the super Saiyan, it's up to you!

People can't lower their noble heads, except when picking up money!

4. Country slogan: It is everyone's responsibility to go home in the Mid-Autumn Festival!

5, buy a license and rent a car, it's up to you!

6, there are super powers on the road of love, and I am happy to stay away from right and wrong.

7. CCTV: How big the heart is, how big the moon cake is! !

8. The new car is old and the eyes are not good; Swing from side to side, braking hard is not good.

9, hard farming for more than a year, it is better to use pepper live broadcast.

10, traffic slogan: a glass of wine in Mid-Autumn Festival, two lines of tears for relatives!

1 1, love me, just stay away from me!

12, slide carefully and pull the egg!

13, Bai Jiahei: I spent the Mid-Autumn Festival alone last year and didn't fall asleep; I went home this Mid-Autumn Festival and slept soundly.

14, calcium in calcium: Mid-Autumn Festival, the price of moon cakes is high, one piece is worth five pieces, which is terrible! Look at me, I've been throwing up for five days, and I still can't stop!

15, losing money means emancipating the mind, and making money means expanding opening up! 16, three days off: the first day is Teachers' Day, the second day is 9. 1 1 10th anniversary, and the third day is Mid-Autumn Festival. Thank you, teacher, bin Laden and Chang 'e!

17, sister, are you tired? Do you want me to feed you down there?

18, cockroaches die, I die!

19, Chairman Mao said: Comrades, this shop should come often.

20, milk is not necessarily a mother, money must be a grandfather!

2 1, your house, keeping pace?

22. Today, I will open Harvard, and tomorrow, my son will enter Harvard.

Although aging is as essential as paying taxes, happiness can delay aging.

24, our preferential activities: call the old version rich, 10% off.

25. Backed by the law, be your own hero!

26. It is better to hurt a woman than to learn from Lei Feng.

27, I have hot pot, you have, want to hear the story, go in! 28. There are no four seasons here, only two seasons. If you come, it is the peak season; if you don't come, it is the off-season!

29, hate, I don't know when I take off my clothes!

After 30, after 80, it is for the third child.

3 1, the company's maintenance personnel all over the world are bored to death!

32, men can not be handsome, can have no money, but must be coquettish!

33, two boxes of postage, 30 kinds of optional, wholesale is my treat!

34. You can change seven clothes a week, three boyfriends and a house a season. You just need one.

35. How can a military background be unreliable?

The above is an advertising copy for everyone to enjoy, and I like to remember to collect it!