2. [I don't understand why some girls take selfies with red eyes and beg for charity? Do you beg for sympathy? Did the dog eat your dignity? ]

3. I took a look at how the selfie got a lot. It's not true. Take it. .

4. I can only live in selfies. Fat man was full again last night.

5. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos: Take only one of 3,000 selfies.

6. In fact, I have always felt that I am not good-looking, but watching people's selfies every day has actually produced a kind of confidence.

7. National Day, people are everywhere. Do you go out to enjoy the beautiful scenery or watch people take selfies?

8. In the street selfie, guess where I am? Seek a chance encounter!

9, suddenly understand a truth! It's best to send a selfie with an avatar signature and a screen name group on weekends. Because the teacher will force the students to study five days ago!

10, selfie new height, aesthetic righting. Beautiful sun, you are finally ashamed …

1 1, you know, Thad can not only monitor South China's missiles! He can also pay attention to everyone in China. Americans will know your check-in information, chat history, bank card password and even self-portrait photos. And they will post your ugly selfie on the White House website, making the whole country laugh at you! ! So we must boycott Sadr!

12, so you said, "Please be nice to me in October." October will be good for you, but when I see you taking selfies, I think October, fuck you.

13, this kind of thing: three points are doomed, and seven points depend on the filter.

14, Happy Children's Day! I haven't taken a selfie for a long time ... I've been thinking about what reason to send a second cute photo, and finally I seized the opportunity. Alas, who taught me to be mature and steady at the age of 3 and to be 30? ! So there aren't many stories about the first photo. The word male god is enough to sum up its origin.

15, when I felt farthest from my friend, I saw her wearing clothes you had never seen before, taking selfies in places where there was no you, marking things you didn't know and replying to people you didn't know.

16, really beautiful people rarely take selfies, and really rich people basically don't show off their wealth. Couples who really love each other don't need to show their love or send screenshots. When they really have fun, they don't have much time to send photos. People who really have a wonderful life don't need to deliberately show off their lives to others. This passage is dedicated to you, to me and to life.

17, I once saw a friend's selfie photo (female), and that guy was so beautiful, so I asked her? This photo of yours doesn't look like yours either. As a result, the girl got angry and said to me, I spent more than two hours on this photo. If it's the same as no P, it's endless! ! ! ! It's over! It's really over!

18, why don't I like taking pictures? Because it's refreshing to take pictures for a while and tiring to organize them all day. I don't know how those big girls who like to take selfies without feeling uncomfortable manage and organize photos. Someone showed up and said something.

19, just a girl who loves to take selfies, a little disapproving! Is the photo that indecent? Girls are really wronged because a group of photos they didn't do unintentionally lost their jobs! I hope it will not affect the girl's future development.

20. I wanted to see a handsome guy, but the boy's selfie was either a diaosi or a woman's online search for a few pictures to pretend to take a selfie.

2 1, really beautiful people rarely take selfies, and really rich people basically don't show off their wealth. Couples who really love each other don't need to show their love or send screenshots. When they really have fun, they don't have much time to send photos. People who really have a wonderful life don't need to deliberately show off their lives to others.

22. I saw Weibo last night, a female netizen. She wore makeup contact lenses and false eyelashes, painted delicate makeup and took selfies in bed. Weibo with a sentence "insomnia! What should I do? " I replied, "If you can't sleep, take off your makeup first?" I found myself passed out this morning. ...

23. I like dressing up, fashion and taking selfies ... I'm not too narcissistic, just trying to prove that I'm not ugly.

24. "Now girls like to take selfies and boys like to take pictures of cars. Who knows if the breasts are crowded or not? 」

25, sorting out photos in the middle of the night, from freshman to senior, hair from curly, from long to short, from black to zongzi, the only thing is this Zhang Wannian's unchanging selfie smiling face, who will save this facial paralysis patient?

26. I have been thinking recently that people sleep for eight hours every day, so life is wasted. So these days they get up at six o'clock, clean up, make breakfast, wash clothes, stay up at noon, read books and study, but the result is forgetfulness and dementia. When will humans evolve to sleep only one hour a day and eat once? That would be perfect. Self-portrait refreshing.

27, let go of the pain, in order to bathe in the sun. Life is like a play, self-directed and self-performed. I wish I could have a little more time to forget all the chop suey inside, leaving only that beautiful moment. In fact, the best happiness in our life is dullness, and everyone has their own troubles, so we should face them frankly!

28. I jokingly replied to a person in a circle of friends yesterday. When I got up in the morning, I saw po reply to the original text. I said, "Think with your ass which is the selfie." I don't know if I'm in a bad mood or why I feel super uncomfortable. Whether you are joking or not, I think you are rude, really.

29. The punishment anyone who loses IQ on dice can think of is to let me take a selfie at Starbucks.

30. I dare to take a selfie without P marks. Do you dare? No, I have no confidence. You take a selfie, my ass.

3 1, hy: Many boys take selfies of girls, but I feel very lost when I see that Shuai Yin is a woman!

32. What is the most annoying thing about just sending a selfie?

33. How can a proud and vain Leo tolerate not taking selfies for several months?

34. Self-portrait of psycho and a drunk woman.

35, so sad! -What's wrong? Self-portraits don't look good. -

36. In the Tianjin Big Bang, the heroes rose higher and higher, and young lives fell in the raging fire. For the country, for the people, even if you die. After reading these, I want to ask those who are still taking selfies, showing food and showing love. What do you think of those corrupt officials? For you, I am speechless. I can only say that rotten wood cannot be carved. I don't want to say anything more, just wish the hero a safe return.

37. Driving to the park for a walk at night may be the reason for having a holiday. The staff at the entrance are reluctant to let tourists into the park. After entering the park, there are few tourists and it is very clean. As always, the air in the park is fresh and breezy. We walked around the artificial lake, crossed the small wooden bridge, and then passed the rickety suspension bridge, so we could take some selfies. Alas, the knife of the years is too fierce, the scenery is so beautiful, and the wrinkles are so difficult to hide.

38. Ahhh, I went to eat Macao bean fishing with my sister and brother-in-law in the evening, and then I felt uncomfortable if I didn't digest it for a while . I once suspected that octopus's feet were not ripe. . Go home and sleep with my sister at night. . Although I don't like sleeping at home very much, the lights at home are very soft. . My sister regards my home as her fourth wardrobe, which is really helpless. . Then I have nothing to do. It is so boring. .

39. Today is really comfortable, the air is fresh and humid, and there is no traffic jam on the way out to play. I am flying in a good mood (want to take a selfie).

40. Mr Li is right. These two days, friends should look back on the past year and look forward to the new year. Finally, they will take selfies with their eyes closed.

4 1. I went back to school to take the TEM-8 exam and get together with my classmates. Although I was tired, I had a good time. There will be fewer and fewer such parties in the future, so I will cherish them. What matters is not the selfie, but the memory.

42. I haven't looked in the mirror for a long time. Occasionally, I will turn on the selfie lens in my mobile phone. I look very tired and haggard. It seems that I am suddenly several years older and feel a little sorry for myself. No matter how many things, how difficult things, how boring and useless things, I always try my best to finish them. Why are you busy squeezing yourself dry?

43. Going out to play is simply taking a selfie in another place. Shanghai is my favorite city, wide enough and petty enough. There is a magical and realistic feeling between skyscrapers and civilian areas. True love buns, line up for half an hour. Although Shanghai food is very sweet, I ate two fat hairy crabs. My friend taught me how to remove crabs gracefully. Finally, there are many people on the Bund, the lights are bright and gorgeous, and the wind is biting.

44. When someone in the circle of friends is sunbathing, taking selfies, showing love, sunbathing, parents sunbathing, and family photos are just the first time you see them, don't praise them in a hurry, otherwise the next dozens of tips will have nothing to do with you.

45. If I can take a selfie with your mobile phone, I trust you.

46. Is there any truth in the selfie of Q Friends Park? A bunch of internet celebrities are here. Who are you kidding?

47. When your selfie can't find a good angle, you must realize that you look better than the photo.

48. Self-portrait hidden rules: big face, yellow teeth with pouting mouth, short legs, small chest with self-portrait artifact, and poor family with background code. If you don't take selfies, it means everything. There is really no need to take a selfie. .....

49. The man I want is not a man who takes selfies with a camera all day, but a man who sweats profusely on the basketball court.

50. This is my hobby: making friends, sleeping, playing, eating and taking selfies.

Funny about taking selfies. Talk about the selfie of Daquan Super Leather. Tell me about 202 1.

1. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos: take only one selfie out of 3,000.

From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.

You can disagree with me, but I can hit you.

I don't want to have a dog, I don't want to have a cat, I want to raise you, after all, raising pigs to get rich.

Because you have a double chin, don't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties.

6. It's shameless to be jealous of me when you are obviously better looking than me.

7. When summer comes, quilts are not used for covering, but for hugging.

8. When you come, I will pick you up in the storm. When you leave, thunder will blow you away.

9. Don't fire me because I have a caller ID.

10. Walking on the earth, there is nothing but poverty.

1 1. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you must know that there will be many days when you have no money.

12. None of the pearls sparkled, but others stained them.

13. After reading the life guide several times, I still choose not to pose.

14. I'm getting mature. Maybe I understand something, something I don't understand.

15. This is a sign of my growth.

16. Try not to fall in love early when you are young. Knowing that you are ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

17. I am in front of you, and my world is gray. After meeting you, it was dark.

18. Running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.

19. Life is like a play. I am empty and lonely because I live too much.

Beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, and the fatness in the sky depends on this sentence.

2 1. Pretend to be a city resident. Now the earth is called a village.

22. Don't worry or panic about what you can't solve today, because you can't solve it tomorrow.

23. Smart people rely on strength in exams, while I generally rely on imagination in exams.

24. I heard that laughter often makes people old. Does crying often make you younger?

Modesty makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people lag behind.

26. After this village, there is this store, because it is a chain store.

Please pay attention to the food around you, you may die if you are not careful.

28. I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and was finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

Take a selfie and talk about classic sentences.

If you have never been afraid, embarrassed or hurt, it is good that you have never taken risks.

Second, there is nothing that can't pass, only the mood that can't pass. Indeed, many things are difficult for us because we can't let go, such as being cheated, retaliating, satirizing, resenting and criticizing. Most people only care about the matter itself and indulge in the unpleasant emotions it brings. In fact, if you change your mood, the world will be completely different.

Third, there is no bling and it is smeared by others.

4. Refuse strict smelting, ore is not more valuable than before mining.

5. Life is nothing more than a few girls who love you with smiles and sadness. Ronghao Li's "selfie"

6. The most interesting waiting at present is the future. Ronghao Li's "selfie"

After reading the life guide several times, I still choose not to pose.

8. If the hateful setbacks make you taste the bitter fruit, my friend, rising up will definitely make you taste the joy of life.

Nine, without the barrier of rocks, how can there be the agitation of waves; Without the agility of antelope, there would be no heroic spirit of cheetah; With the embrace of the wind, the sail opened its chest; Against the backdrop of snow, Mei Yuejia Leng Yan is noble and clean. On the road of life, we are always surrounded by setbacks and failures. Let's get frustrated and brave, and get frustrated and brave. As long as we don't fall down and retreat, failures and setbacks are like stepping stones, increasing our height and enriching our lives.

Ten, don't laugh at Cycas. In order to open a flower, it has made more efforts than other tree species.

11. Those who understand know how to give up, those who really love know how to sacrifice, and those who are happy know how to be detached. For those who don't love themselves, what they need most is to know how to give up and bless. Too much self-love is begging for charity. To love and be loved is a happy thing. Don't let this turn into pain. Now that you have experienced it, I think of it occasionally after many years. I hope this is a good memory. Smart people know that they want to be happy.

Twelve, although the bamboo shoots are tender, they are not afraid of heavy pressure, dare to struggle, and dare to be the first.

Thirteen, waterfalls in order to rush to rivers, lakes and seas, even in the face of the abyss, still roar forward and never retreat.

Fourteen, I am quick-thinking, which is the performance of my excellent academic performance. My comprehensive quality is excellent, which is what everyone calls civilization. This is not only the performance of my civilization, but also the credit of my teacher's good teaching. Although I can't be the master of state affairs, I always pay close attention to it.

Fifteen, like a blooming red plum, stands proudly in the frost and snow; Like peony in a flower, it stands out from the crowd; Like a lotus reflecting sunlight, spotless. Friend, work hard. Be a person who is admired and moved.

Sixteen, if you want to be a strong cadre, you must always bypass the thorns on the aisle or avoid the erosion of wind and rain.

17. If you don't stay with the sea for safety, the ship will lose its meaning of existence.

18. No matter how good the seeds are, they will not bear rich fruits if they are not sown.

19. The exclamation point is the blood that the warrior drops on the climbing road, and it is also the tears that the coward is disappointed.

Twenty, how far can people go? Ask not your feet, but your aspirations; How high can a person climb? Don't ask the body, ask the will; How much can people create? Ask not your hands, but your wisdom. How far can people see? Don't ask your eyes, but your mind.

In order to get the happiness of flying in the garden, butterflies must first endure the pain of breaking with pupae.

Twenty-two, time flies, a person's life is just a flick of a finger. Looking back yesterday, summing up experience will also yield a fortune; Grasping today is to cherish every development opportunity; Planning for tomorrow is tantamount to looking to the future and strategizing. Therefore, as long as we can cherish yesterday's harvest and plan for three days tomorrow, there will be no regrets in life!

Twenty-three, since you know the way, why ask how long it will take?

24. A man addicted to hope is no different from a woodcutter waiting for him.

Twenty-five, fantasy in the long journey of life, go with the flow, his destination is downstream. Only the brave who dare to sail and fight against the bad waves can win the upper reaches.

Twenty-six, all the beautiful feelings in the world together are not worth a noble action.

Don't be afraid to make mistakes because we are not saints. Don't wait for others to come to you, you should push yourself out first! If you want to get ahead, you must first learn to make a fool of yourself. As long as you hold your head high, others will not look down on you. Remember, everyone looks down at others. It rained yesterday, it is windy today, and it will be sunny tomorrow.

28. No matter how beautiful the blueprint is, it is just a piece of waste paper in the hands of lazy people.

Talking about the mood at work

1, a person, don't push yourself, don't know how good you are. Everyone has his own story and youth, but they are all buried in their hearts and don't want to tell it.

3, weeding at noon, going to work is really hard, nothing to do, it is better to fight the landlord.

I am rich not because I have a lot, but because I ask for very little.

5. I work hard, you are cold, and you let me break up.

6, work, take a step back and broaden the horizon; Love, take a step back and broaden the horizon.

7. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right road will be crowded.

8, some things, don't talk about it as a knot, talk about it as a scar.

9. Without the courage to break through the ground and fight against snow, the future of seeds is not much better than that of fallen leaves.

10, study is the lamp, effort is the oil, and if you want to light it, you have to refuel.

1 1, others work to earn money, and I work to lose money.

12, kindness is the seed of happiness and pain is the fruit of evil, but such a simple rule of life is extremely complicated for us to use.

13, on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea, there are a group of Smurfs! They are hardworking and clever, working overtime until dawn.

14, try to leave the light to others, don't care too much about what you have, you will be happier.

15, success never likes to meet lazy people, but wakes them up.

16, my naivety has already broken into the ubiquitous uneasiness. I have tried to piece it together but I can no longer be complete.

17, dreams always test loneliness. When the dream falls, but it is too late to save it, you can only bear it silently.

18, never complain about what happened to you, either change or accept it silently.

19. It is extremely hot to go to work in summer and extremely cold to go to work in winter.

20. A person is really lucky to be fascinated by his work to the last breath.

2 1. Look at the Forbes Rich List every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

22. Sugar is my life. A sweet life is happy. I'm tired when life is not sweet.

23. Life is a long journey. Don't waste time waiting for those who don't want to walk hand in hand with you.

24. If one day you are tired and have no support, please step back. I will always support you.

25. My self-esteem has long gone, and I am still trying to live.

26. You can't do good without me, and you can't do bad without me.

27. You can't eat a fat man in one bite, but the fat man eats it in one bite!

28. Work is important, but health is the most important.

29, found this job, but now looking for a job is not looking for a job, but fighting! Then let's ask dad for help.

30. No matter how annoying you are, don't forget to smile; Pay attention to your tone no matter how urgent you are; No matter how difficult it is, don't forget to persist; Love yourself no matter how tired you are.

3 1. With the support of a lofty purpose, persistent efforts, even if slow, will certainly succeed.

The so-called genius is just spending all his time drinking coffee at other people's work.

33. From the time I was in class to the time I went to work, only we knew the sadness during the period.

34. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, we can't reach the end of the world. Wipe away our tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.

35. I would rather run around and be knocked down countless times than take the right path all my life. Laugh bravely even if you fall.

36. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.

37. You should have a good rest when you come to work!

38. People are tired because they often hesitate between persistence and giving up.

39. In fact, people who love beauty just fall in love with themselves.

40. On the first day of looking for a job, I was nervous and disappointed; Looking for a job the next day, disappointed and anxious; And then the third day and the fourth day?

4 1, we are still in great despair, making small efforts.

42. No matter how hard and tired you are, as long as you keep going, your scenery will eventually appear.

43, work is not satisfactory, love is not guaranteed, should it disappear for a while and start over?

44. What you lost never really belonged to you. Don't regret it.

45. A person doesn't have to be rich, but if he doesn't have a dream, he will be poor.

46, don't fight for dad, don't fight for mom, don't fight for work, don't fight for money, we just have to work hard.

47. The best is not necessarily the most suitable; The most suitable is the really best.

48. Being a man sometimes feels really tired, and sometimes I don't want to be a man.

49. The height of the fountain will not exceed its source; The same is true of a person's career, and his achievements will never exceed his beliefs.

Although I am late for work every day, I still get off work on time.

5 1. When you face things with troubles, you will feel that everything is karma and the world will become ugly and hateful.

52. No matter how hard we work on different tracks, it is also sad.

53. Life is very tiring, but we have to go on.

54. Consciousness is the mother of progress, and inferiority is the source of degeneration, so consciousness is indispensable and inferiority is indispensable.

No matter what happens, please accept life quietly and happily, and smile bravely and boldly forever.

56. People suffer from pursuing the wrong things.

57. If you let go, you will have no worries.

If you can let everything go with him, you are a free man in the world.

59. Familiarity turns into fatigue, and fatigue turns into disgust.

60. Living is a state of mind: seeing the world with emotion is a tragedy, and seeing the world rationally is a comedy!

6 1, the person who walks the slowest, as long as he doesn't lose his goal, walks faster than the person who wanders aimlessly.

62. Hard work is the mother of all inventions. Everything is hard on labor and becomes the truth of the matter.

63. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid.

64. Every day when the alarm clock rings, there are 500 reasons for asking for leave in my mind. I don't want to go to work, but none of them are reliable.

65. Being alive for one day is a blessing, so we should cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

66. The current overtime pay is a debt I owed when I skipped class.

When you are honest with yourself, no one in the world can cheat you.

68. It's better to be yourself than to live in other people's lives.

69. Work is getting busier and busier, I am too tired to get out of bed, and the pressure is getting bigger and bigger, which makes my life complete and boring in my spare time!

70. I tried to smile and agree when they told me how good you were with her.

7 1, I wake up every morning thinking I quit, and my grandson goes to work in the same way twenty minutes later.

72. For the most capable pilots, the wind and waves are always particularly rough.

73. Why tell one lie and make up ten lies to make up for it?

74. I suddenly feel irritable, uncomfortable with everything, bored and panicked, desperately trying to find an exit.

75. Life is not a race, but a journey. You should know how to appreciate every section of the scenery.

76. It hurts to breathe at work. She lives in every corner of me.

77. You can understand what it means if I stop making trouble one day.

Only when people work for the perfection of their contemporaries and their happiness can they achieve their own perfection.

If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

80. Others are always right and I am always wrong, which is less troublesome.

8 1, I stayed up late, I felt distressed, I cried, I was tired of shouting, and I felt that I was the only one who understood you.

82. Time is nourished by love; Years make people cry. After all, when we experience them, we will know, appreciate and be happy.

83. When a man learns to walk, he must learn to wrestle. Only by wrestling can he learn to walk.

84. Giving up halfway is more difficult than reaching the goal.

85. It's only the feet that are in a hurry that are tired, not the heart that yearns for the distance.

86. I am surrounded by darkness, no way back.

87. Some things can only be done by one person. Some customs can only go through by one person. There are some roads. You can only go alone.

88. Life is contempt again and again.

89. You stumbled and got this injury, just like the residual makeup you painted for your youth.

90. Persistence is wisdom, and stubbornness is rigidity.

9 1, after work every day, I take off my work clothes and smell the clothes sour.

92. I don't ask, I don't ask, I'm sad, and when my heart aches, I continue to walk alone, replacing everything with silence.

93. I wish I had slept after crying when I was a child, but now I have to go to work after crying.

94. I don't want to go to work seven days a week.

95, that kind of small and insignificant feeling, even if it is black and blue, but also pretend to be strong.

96. I have lived for more than 20 years and have done nothing for the country and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

97. No matter how hard it is, hold your head high and tell everyone that you are not as vulnerable as they think.

98. I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you.

99. Close my eyes and I see my future.

100, it's not that someone bothers me, but that someone's words and deeds make me worry about myself.