I can give you a step with a smile or give you a big mouth with a backhand.
People are doing things while watching, don't do bad things blindly. Who says my language is too messy? I am urging people to do good every word.
You have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.
The deaf heard the dumb say that the blind saw love.
6. From now on, look at the flowers quickly and don't talk about feelings. Go forward with one heart and nothing else.
Just because I don't fight or rob doesn't mean I'm afraid of you. I can give you enough face and slap you.
8. Who are you when the sunset doesn't accompany me to make a comeback?
9. This is my first life. Why should I let you go?
10. Don't play hardball with me. I lost face and you lost your life.
1 1. The color of the money in your pocket determines your mood today.
12. The promises at dinner are unreliable, and the truth after drinking is often denied when sober.
13. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early!
14. It's not who can't live without who, but who can't let go of who.
15. The world of flowers and flowers is charming. Don't bask in your face without strength.
16. I look like you.
17. Not all apologies can get an irrelevant sentence. No one will wait for you in the same place. When you came back, I had already left.
18. If you don't get down, the village aunt will laugh.
19. Society is simple, but people are complicated.
20. The world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?
Aauto praises the video copy of the second quotation of Chaogao Society 2 1. You are a good man, I don't deserve it. Forget me. Next.
22. The world of flowers and flowers is fascinating, and there is no power to compete with it.
23. The world is so hard, and my heart is so cold.
24. If I play with you, you must laugh. I give you face, you have to have it.
25. A street in the north and south of the Yangtze River asks who is the father.
26. Don't blame the society for being heartless, it depends on whether you can do it yourself.
27. It's hot and irritable. Stop it if I don't laugh.
28. As long as the young man's spirit is there, he is a strength wherever he is.
29. When the hero is angry, he is a beautiful woman, and the beautiful woman smiles and asks for money.
30. A bat is not a bird. No matter how good the new shoes are, he doesn't follow his feet.
3 1. When you cross the mountain and meet Shang Lu, society is not your call!
32. It is difficult for rich people to have no money!
33. The road is slippery when it is dark, and it is windy when it is dark. Don't shout.
34. Sorry is a kind of sincerity, but indifference is a kind of grace. If you give your heart, but you can't get grace, it can only show the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!
35. How many men can you cherish in your life?
36. The mountain will collapse, but everyone can run.
37. The knife is not sharp, Matthew is thin, and I don't want to fight you yet!
38. You help me, I help you, you don't help me, I help you, I help you, you ruin me, then I will fuck you.
39. People are cheap all their lives, and pigs are cheap with knives.
40. Make friends, don't hold banquets. Social play.
Aauto quickly praised the video copy of the quotations from Super High Society. Part III: 4 1. Relying on the mountain will fall, relying on everyone to run, only oneself is the most reliable.
42. The knife is not sharp, Matthew is thin, and you don't deserve me to fight.
43. You only smoke cigarettes and love only one person in your life.
44. fame and fortune, friendship in mind.
45. To be a full-back general, don't be too stubborn without strength.
46. I'm not afraid of love rat scalding tin foil, but I'm afraid I'm too embarrassed.
47. Love can't stand waiting. Call my husband now.
48. When people come into this world, there are only two things, life and death. One thing has been done, but what's your hurry about the other thing?
49. When you are in trouble, it is never a shame to find friends.
50. Fragrant flowers are not necessarily beautiful, and words are not necessarily capable.
5 1. Wipe your nose first, then lift your pants, and then take to the social road.
52. Sleep, I'll take it off if you take it off.
53. It is normal that your efforts are not rewarded accordingly. Just like giving money when eating in the canteen, it is a truth that there is more meat in someone else's bowl than in yours.
54. The tiger goes down the mountain to fight the wolf, and the loser wins.
55. Many friends, many roads, many husbands and many families.
Everything is going up in price, but people are becoming more and more stingy.
57. Natural arrogance, don't put on airs in front of me. Spray me, you have to think clearly, what do you take, bet with me?
58. How can I lose my nature proudly? I am a red man.
59. Girl, you are only seventeen or eighteen years old, so you can go to have fun, but remember one word, it's dark, so go home early.
60. Don't hurt the person who loves you with decisive words when you are in a bad mood.
Social Quotations of Funny Video of Auto Aauto Quicker
Aauto Quicker's Social Quotations of Funny Videos (I) 1. Don't go too far in life, don't make mistakes in doing things, life will inevitably have ups and downs, but you have to grasp it yourself. Even though life is hard, we should walk through it with a smile.
If you can't get it, you can't get it. Don't always say you don't want it.
How can a woman who has been protected by a lion have a crush on wild dogs?
Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really lied to you.
Sincerity is not as good as a red envelope, and feelings are just sexual needs.
6. Tall buildings rise from the ground, and glory depends on yourself.
7. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.
8. You are a radish. Without your pit, you have to try to find your pit. If you can't find it, it will become dried radish.
9. If you cross the mountain and meet Shang Lugen, you can't decide the society!
10. The promises at dinner are unreliable, and the truth after drinking is often denied when sober.
1 1. I am good-tempered because I am pretending. If I get angry, I don't want you to die.
12. Go to sleep, I'll take it off if you take it off.
13. You are a good man and I don't deserve it. Forget me. Next.
14. Life is too short to be sexy.
15. Don't ask me if I can, I won't have a baby.
16. Born with arrogance, don't put on airs in front of your brother.
17. After Guan Yu, he worshipped God and applauded people in the society.
18. When love comes to an end, even farting can be a reason to break up.
19. Hold my darling and think about other things.
20. You have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.
Social Quotations of Aauto's Faster Funny Video (2) 2 1. Don't leave until my heart beats and my hands tremble.
22. Man, you can be sexy, but you must take a knife in color.
23. If you ask your parents for money after 20 years old, your famous brand can only set off your incompetence.
24. The one who makes you cry your heart out is the one you love the most. The person who makes you laugh heartlessly is the one who loves you the most.
25. Have fun, get through it and clap your hands.
26. Not pestering you doesn't mean I'm afraid, because I have my parents at home. You have to understand this sentence. Not calling the landlord doesn't mean not being bombed.
27. A friend in need is a friend indeed.
28. Being immersed in love with children or something really affects my walking in rivers and lakes.
Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we will still dress appropriately, which is an attitude towards life.
30. Women are wandering around, who knows when they will come back.
3 1. Don't pretend to be a ghost, but don't pretend to be a god. Don't pack it tightly, but don't pretend to be pure.
32. The tiger goes down the mountain to fight the wolf, and the loser wins.
33. Society does not cover the sky, only everything has its vanquisher.
34. A street in the north and south of the Yangtze River asks who is the father.
35. Many friends, many roads, many husbands and many families.
36. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.
37. How can I lose my nature proudly? I am a red man.
38. When the hero is angry, he is a beautiful woman, and the beautiful woman smiles and asks for money.
39. The world of flowers and flowers is fascinating. Don't bask in your face without strength.
40. It's just because I'm too young to see clearly whether it's a man or a dog.
Aauto Quicker's Funny Video (3) Social Quotations of 4 1. Sorry is sincere, but it doesn't matter. If you give your heart, but you can't get grace, it can only show the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!
42. No matter how small a woman is, no matter how small a brother is, it is also a big deal.
43. Sunset won't accompany me to make a comeback. Who are you?
44. To adapt to the environment, you have to be wronged or even pretend. If the small environment does not adapt, the social environment will not survive in the future. A gentleman can bend and stretch. Think of Han Xin. Achieving the goal is fundamental, and delaying yourself is not a smart person.
45. Take a wooden pick, and my brother will tell you a few words.
46. If I don't die, you are all princes.
47. You are a hotel and I am home. Goods are goods, don't pretend to be colorful.
48. Society is your sister X, and people are beautiful and wild.
49. Kiss your favorite girl and be the wildest wolf.
50. There is still a long way to go. Don't be too crazy. You never know who will be brilliant in life!
5 1. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before. Your father looks like me.
52. Women should be more and more spoiled, but men should not be more and more spoiled.
53. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.
54. Once was once, so were memories.
55. My sister is right. Your sister will hit you.
56. If you don't love me, there is no result unless a flower shakes my hand.
57. Things in the world were originally used by people, but dissatisfied people became "things used" because of lack of wisdom.
58. Wine and color make people drunk, and eldest brother takes you to mix the society.
59. Dry and irritable. Stop it if I don't laugh.
60. Sincerity is not as good as red money, and feelings are only for sexual needs!
A funny video copy like Tik Tok is a must.
1. Don't fight against others, let alone yourself.
2. This is not called involution, it is called learning quietly and then stunning everyone!
3. Promote misogyny with friends, secretly kiss husbands, hug them and roll them to death.
4. roommates are playing lol, and I secretly review and roll them to death.
My boyfriend plays games on weekends, and I study secretly to make me more educated than him, and then I don't want him.
6. Other children only know how to play. Practice kowtowing secretly during the Chinese New Year and roll them to death.
7. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.
8. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept that you are an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.
9. Not being against myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.
10. Everyone is playing with their mobile phones. I recite English words while playing Tik Tok loudly, and roll them to death!
1 1. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you, killing you.
12. How to break the inner volume, only reading, because reading breaks ten thousand volumes.
13. This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution. You should avoid it.
14. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.
15. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.
16. My roommates are all eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.
17. My roommates are still sleeping. After eating, drinking water and secretly adding honey, I have returned to the dormitory. I shit more smoothly than them, which killed them.
18. How did you stop? If you stop, you will be swept away. If you can't stop, it's like a huge gear pushing you away.
19. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.
20. My roommates are sleeping. I secretly went out to pick up garbage. I was richer than them and killed them.
Xiaohongshu praised the superb homophonic copy.
Xiao Hong Shu Zan Super Homophonic Stalk Copywriting (Part I) 1. Forward this purple potato, the person you like is purple potato to you.
2. I said I delivered the courier in Beijing, and you said everywhere that I had a piece of land in Beijing?
3. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.
4. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it was such loud mud.
5. Ugly people have objects, and beautiful women sell air conditioners.
6. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.
When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!
8. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?
9. The doctor prescribed me pills. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.
10. One day M and N quarreled, and finally M apologized because M was sorry!
1 1. Let me share with you the types of peppers, which are not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.
12. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, make it up. Did you hear that?
13. The teacher told us: a circle, the distance from any point on the circle to the center of the circle is equal. The content of this lesson is to guess an old Beijing food teaching circle.
14. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!
15. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.
16. It's so hot that we are ripe.
17. You haven't even tasted me. What did you taste? Pinru?
18. When I was Gucci, my tears were always Dior in Parapara.
19. When I saw Goddess online at night, I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?
20. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"
2 1. I was on a business trip and had dinner with some colleagues. A colleague told me about a place he had been to before, saying it was remote. There are no four seasons, only two. I thought at that time: What are the two seasons? Is spring and autumn short and Xia Dong long? I asked him, you've only been there once, just for a few days. How do you know that there are only two seasons and no four seasons? You can only feel it once a season at most. He said: there is no 4G signal, only two G signals. ...
22. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?
Xiao Hong Shu Zan Super Homophonic Terrier Copywriting (Part 2) 23. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?
24. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?
25. I fried skewers on the roadside again. I bought a squid beard in the shop. I feel uncomfortable after eating it. The doctor said my name is empty beard (so empty)
26. One day, an ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" Another ant said, "with a smile or … very silent."
27. Which animal is the fiercest? A: It's an orangutan, because it knocks hard.
28. A teenager ate his classmate, who was just a teenager.
29. Do you know? Doraemon has no neck for health reasons. Why? Because "the blue neck is covered with mud."
30. A sheep migrates.
3 1. Tears are always Prada Prada Dior when I am Gucci.
32. I can't help unpacking a packet of spicy strips at home, and it's even worse when I eat it halfway. I looked at the name. It turns out that Xiangtan Lotus loves spicy food (I want to fall in love)!
33. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the land father-in-law, "Where is my golden hoop?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."
34. Cats will be bitten by cats, but dogs won't, because it's okay to suck Wang.
35. Learning to drive, the coach gave me a Japanese name: Panasonic Sandcar.
36. The mushroom was walking on the road and was accidentally hit by an orange. The mushroom said, "I have no eyes. Go to the fourth one." Then the orange died. Because mushrooms are fungi, "fungi will kill oranges, and oranges will die."
37. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"
38. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.
39. If Huang Ting can't find it, go to Li Da.
40. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.
4 1. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams is because of Starbucks.
42. Both shrimp and mussel got 100. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"
43. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.
44. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they came back, they found that they liked mud.
Xiao Hong Shu Zan Super Homophonic Terrier Copywriting (Chapter III) 45. When I open my eyes, it's bright, and when I close my eyes, it's dark. Will I be a refrigerator?
46. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !
47. There are really dragons in the world. I remember when I was 7 years old, one evening, it began to get dark, and occasionally it rained in Mao Mao. My mother told me to hurry home for dinner, and I couldn't hear anything. Suddenly my mother ran to me and pulled me and said, "Are you a dragon?"
48. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, flowers, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.
49. I said I was fooling around at work, and you said everywhere that I was playing Russia?
50. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome."
5 1. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.
52. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!
53. You have to fill in personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it in quietly and leave a little secret".
I have a stomachache in the middle of the night, so I will discuss it with my stomach. Me: Stomach, can it stop hurting? Stomach: My name is Chu Xun Yu, not stomach.
55. "Why do you have to eat eight pears?" "Because my home is the home of 8 pears."
56. I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yeah, why did you give up?
57. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really an orchid master.
58. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "
59. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?
60. Even I don't love it. Do you love Qiyi?
6 1. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.
62. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.
63. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.
64. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."
65. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.