Content preview:
A Ju is a boy, a disgraceful boy. A Zhu's surname is water, a very special surname. His full name is Shuipanju, just like the name advertised by the builder. Aju said that when his father knew that his mother was pregnant with him, he was worried for 280 days to take his name. A super serious first-child paranoia made his father lose just 28 kilograms in those nine months. Fortunately, water dad is a little fat. Dad Shui is a junior high school teacher, with a most sacred literati face and a slightly chubby figure, which makes him look a little fairy. He writes a good hand in calligraphy, and his neighbors will ask him to write some during the Chinese New Year. Mother Shui is illiterate. She only studied in primary school for half a semester. She doesn't know many phonetic symbols, but she has very, very incredible Japanese ability and can cook great dishes. She saw that her husband was losing weight for the name of the child, so she simply said a word, and because of that sentence, Dad Shui, who has a particularly good temper, quarreled with Mom Shui for the first time. Mother Shui said: I was pregnant with him for 280 days, and you lost 28 kilograms. Just call him Shuiba! "Water 28? It sounds a bit like the name of a battle. " The first time I heard this name, that's how I responded to Aju. ...