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Funny weight loss poem
1, I don't think my little sister is fat at the moment, and I'm determined to lose weight and be more beautiful. When I become a little beauty, I will repay you well.

I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning, beautiful and bright. I didn't expect the fat man to hit the wall and stand sideways blocking the line of sight.

3, people are divided into three or six, and meat is five flowers and three layers.

4, do not lose weight in March, sad in April, no one to chase in May, blowing in June.

5, looking for it, cold and clear, miserable. It is the hardest to stop when you are fat. Three cups and two bowls of vegetarian dishes, how can you compete with him for hunger? Too thin, sad, but old friends. I'm covered in fat. Haggard, struggling now. Looking in the mirror, one can't get fat. Fat, heavy, up to now, bit by bit. This time, what a sad sentence.

6. Swimming is romantic and warm, and splashing water is light. Wear a bathing suit to brighten your eyes, and don't let the swimming ring get stuck.

7, people are fat and greedy, and there is no lower limit for their grades. Social success, lazy people hope to peak. People are ugly, but friends prefer home. Being single is always melodramatic, without money and willfulness.

8. In addition to firecrackers, the spring breeze will heat up and increase fat. Eating and drinking all the time will always gain new weight.

9. Regret and feel sleepy, sleepy and sleepy. I leaned my head on the pillow and snored, dreaming that the meal was ready. I got hungry again, smelled the rice and ate it again. I went to eat again in the evening. Not bad anyway.

10, shut up, take your legs, sweat drop by drop; Reduce quickly, reduce slowly, and control after reduction is the key; Do aerobics, increase strength, reduce fat and gain muscle; Dress beautifully, dress beautifully and have a good figure; Practice day after day and pay attention for a long time.

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12, the meat will live after drinking water, and the milk eggs will be completely abstinent. Snacking fruits and vegetables is still guilty, and the jejunum is thin and golden.

13, from the body meat, one year old and one flourishing age. It can't be reduced. Spring comes to eat and live.

14, thin and fat came back from home, and the local accent has not turned into a pile of meat. When a child meets a stranger, he asks the fat man who are you?

15, as beautiful as others, don't make your waist tired. Cheongsam is fitted with a slim body, with a slit and a bare back.

16, teenagers don't know the fat taste and like to eat a piece of meat. I like eating a piece of meat, but I don't exercise to watch the computer. Now I know what it's like to be fat. I want to be thin and ashamed. It's a shame to want to be thin, but you should know that fat people are good for winter!

17, every holiday, gain three pounds, take a closer look at three pounds, try hard to lose weight for half a year, and celebrate the New Year before success.

18, a flower blooms in the sun, rich, simple but calm. Why is it expensive to be thin and fat, and why do beautiful women become thin and wood?

19, flowers bloom in the sun, peony moss rice is not sad. Strictly observe Huan Fei Le, why should a beauty be as bone as wood!

20, don't eat, don't eat and eat, eat and eat and thirst. I brought a bottle of coke and drank it again, even eating and drinking more. I'll regret it when I get home. I won't eat it next time.

2 1, at the moment of eating fried chicken, the thousand cards will be returned one day. I can't stop crying to lose weight, and my weight is over ten thousand.

22. The bar is small, the tables and chairs are tight, and the waist is round, which moves everyone. Always pinch your stomach with your hands and don't make a fool of yourself before you take it seriously.

23. Last night, the west wind withered the green trees, so I couldn't stand alone on the tall building!

24. In order to be slim and not eat, I feel faint and my legs are weak. The delicious food is on the table, and half a bowl of bitter vegetables is for dinner.

25, fat uncomfortable, drive slowly. Youth is infinitely good, but there is too much meat.

I can't forget that I was sent back to my hometown. Nice to meet Jia and enjoy the sunset in the forest pond. Understand the tortoise quickly, and music will help you get drunk. If you lose weight, you will be surprised.

27, don't say that the body is fat, the chest is big, that is to say, there are many lies. Is she fat? It is wrong to take fat as beauty.

28. Always remember the weight of the past and travel lightly. During the Spring Festival, I strayed into the depths of the meat forest.

29, what is fat in the world, two lines of tears can't stop. Ask what meat there is in the world, which is hard to swallow.

30. Women's clothes are exquisite and tight, with high heels. Wear beautiful clothes casually, don't run to the men's clothing store.

3 1, 10 years of obesity, not thinking, unforgettable. A thousand pounds of fat, nowhere to pour out grief. Even if you don't know when to meet, you are as wide as a wall in the mirror. At night, I suddenly dreamed of going home, and the window of Xiao Xuan was being decorated. Bow your head and say nothing, only a thousand tears. I always thought that the scenery would be better if I lost weight next year, Penglai Township.

32. At the holiday party, I know how to eat, but I don't relax. I just started to lose weight in March. It's a delicious meal.

33. I didn't lose weight in March, but I was sad in April. In May, passers-by thundered, but boyfriends didn't. In July, I got a tan. I stayed indoors in August. In September, I got fatter! Tired in October, unaccompanied in November, unexpected in December, fatter in January, unknown in February.

34. If you want to be confident and beautiful, you must become a demon. Dancing can hug other people's waist, and taking pictures will not be very depressing.

35. If you don't lose weight successfully, a fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder. Everything is dizzy, doomed to be lonely all my life.

36, the swallow is light in the palm, and Yuhuan Haitang is fat. Gong Chu bamboo waist thin, Zhao Jun pipa urgent.