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Are there any humorous jokes of 250 words? thank you
1, a theme song of rest, Geji, Geji, Geji, Auntie washes spittoon. ...

2. When I was a child, I only heard a song sung by others: We sat by the high urn and listened to my mother's stories about the past, which was terrible. I didn't know the lyrics until high school: ... next to the grain pile. ...

Our motherland is a garden. The flowers in the garden are really bright. The warm sunshine shines on us, and everyone laughs. The last two sentences were heard when I was a child. The Dutch sun shines on us, and Americans smile. I was depressed for many years. ......

At our flag-raising ceremony, it was very formal to sing the national anthem, but for a while, the boys in the class sang very hard under the enemy's gunfire, which was particularly Japanese. Later, they learned that they were singing: ............ was holding his enemy's wife, but I didn't know it was invented by that genius, so it was very cold to listen.

6. The most romantic thing I can think of is selling computers with you (getting old slowly)! Let me always be very

Wonder, was this song sung by a little MM in Zhongguancun who didn't know Zhao Yonghua at that time?

Just now I was listening to Jordan chan's new album "Hug, Hug, Hug, Hug, Hug, Hug, Hug, Hug, Hug, Hug, Hug, Hug. Listening all the way down, I suddenly heard Jordan chan sing "Little Beast" frequently. Be careful again. Yes, the whole sentence seems to make the world call the little beast-isn't it a yuppie? No ~ ~ ~ The lyrics are as follows: I can make the whole world laugh.

8. There is a song that I still think is: a group of March 8th dances. Do you know which one is downstairs? (Forget samba)

9. Have you ever heard Jacky Cheung sing The Ending Is Not What I Want? The ending is not what I want. I'm not the one waiting at the window. My friends and I have heard it many times and thought it was not me in the toilet, but we couldn't figure it out.

10, I once heard chrysanthemums flying wild geese.

1 1. The geese heard my song and the river kissed my face. What I heard was this: Grandpa heard my song and the young man kissed me on the face.

12. Later, I heard my roommate sing a single love song: How frustrated and brave love is ... If you listen to love, you should be braver. ......

13, the theme song of the Richie Jen version of "The Condor Heroes" makes me sad or drunk ... I always hear that I am too sad or drunk ... Hey ~ Why do I always have a problem with the hero! ! !

14, the vagrant of ChristianRandPhillips, the ghost is coming, the ghost is coming.

15, even students from rural areas, when listening to Sister May, you are my sister and my baby! After listening for two days, I finally couldn't help talking. How does this woman sing? This belongs to my sister and my uncle! ?

16, a classmate in junior high school listened to A Zhe's Love Like Tide and asked me doubtfully: Why did he promise me that you would never wait in line in the middle of the night?

17, girls in Jelja: wild donkeys, mysterious wild donkeys ~ ~ ~

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19, there is another one, which has nothing to do with the lyrics. This is an advertisement.

Have you seen Sofitel Cecilia Cheung slimming advertisement? Cecilia Cheung put his hand on his waist, shook it, and walked out gracefully, with two beautiful women watching with envy. Beauty Zhang said, why not use Sofitel? I heard you. Why don't you hold it in your hand? I think Beauty Zhang thinks his waist is too thin and he is afraid of breaking it, so I told everyone to hold it with their hands and be careful not to break it! After a long time, communicate with others. To know the truth. Everybody laughs!

20. I heard a copy of the boy's courtship the other day. I heard the first old record in the middle. Because Lao Zhang invited me to dinner, I kept listening. I never understood why Lao Zhang was so polite. ......